Funny Girls boys sms

18 year old boy : Will u be my
gf...???
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18 year old girl : No, get lost...
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5 year old boy : Will u be my gf...???
18 year old girl : Awwwwwww So
sweet... yes yes, i will....
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Hey bhagwan, jiske muh me danth nahi usiko khana kyu dete ho...