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Akele Ja Rahe Thay Jivan ke Raston Pe Naraz Dukhi Thake Huye phir 1 Moor Pe Aap Sa DOST Mila aur Baaqi Zindagi Di v Paen Nu Lun varh gaya.
Intehai bhain chod sher Ghor Frmaiega plz Mohabbat hy kuch nahi Sirf hy ye jism ki Bhook ISHQ DI MAA DA KUSA TY PYAR DI MAA DI CHOOT..




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Sardar :Afeem haigi tere kol?Main kisse nu deni hai. 2nd Sardar: Kamaal di gall hai yaar... Loki afeem kha k kisse di lende ne. Te tu kisse nu deni ay...
Kal chodnay ki raat thi" "Sub ne kia apna khara" Kuch ne kaha mera bara Kuch ne kaha uska bara Hum b wahan mojod thay Hum chup rahay Bas hans diye Jab hum ne kia apna khara Sub ne kaha ITNA BARA ITNA BARA


Sardar to wife: Aaj faisla ho k rahe ga batao kis kis k sath soti ho? Wife: Qasam le lo ji sirf aap k sath hi soti hon baaqi sonay kahan Detey hain.;-
Xtreme kamina bacha! Son: papa ap ki lovemarrige hoi thi na Dad:Yes son pr tum ko kese pata Son: QK ap ki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka farq hy
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Lady Teacher : Bacho meri nermi ka fahida na utaho mai kabhi naram hoti hon to kabhi sakht bhi hoti hon. Student : Miss ap to bilkul meri 'LULLI' jaisi hain.
Tcher: Iski panjabi trnslation karo "Ye itni pyari si doll kisne tor di hy? Sardar: A kidi maa nu lun warya ay aidi soni gudi di pain nu chod k rakh dita ae








JOKE OF THE YEAR: Wo kon c bekaar cheez he jo ap ki Lulli k saath attach hy? . .
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. AP KHUD JANAB!




A Sardar asked to a little boy : What is the difference between 'PHUDI' & 'PHUDA' Littel boy angrily replied : 'Teri pain di phudi' 'Teri maa da phuda'

 
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