College Life sms

Ek college ke kuch ladke Roz ek hotel
me jate aur Ek waiter ko khoob
pareshan karte the..
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Ek din unhe apni galti ka ehsaas hua
aur Unhone waiter ko 10 rupiya Tip
dekar maafi mangi
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Sorry bhai,
Aaj ke baad hum tumhe Kabhi
pareshan nahi krenge.."

Chhota rasta bhi lamba lagne lagta hai jab koi saath nahi hota

Chhota rasta bhi lamba lagne
lagta hai jab koi saath nahi
hota...
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Mobile True fact 2013

Mobile Aya

Camera Khatam
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Mobile Aaya
Wrist Watch Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Torch Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Radio Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
MP3 Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Letters Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Calculator Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Computer Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Sakoon Khatam..
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True sms About India

Ek boat me Mayawati, Lalu, Manmohan
Advani, Sonia, Pawar, Sushma swaraj Ja Rhe the,
achanak naav Doob Gyi
To Batao kon Bacha?
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Santa Banta Funny sms 2013

Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya
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1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h?
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Santa:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai.
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Hanso mat
Joke abhi aage hai
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Admi santa se: Agar ghar mai chor ghus gye to..?
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Girl Friend Banana Bhi Bahut Zaruri Hai Pucho Kyu Funny sms

Zindagi Me "Girl Friend" Banana Bhi
Bahut Zaruri Hai Pucho Kyu...??
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Funny Shayri 2013

Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya...

Wah!
Wah!

Wah!!
Wah!!

Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya...

Phirrrrr...?

Phir kya.! Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me Hosh Aaya.

Wife Husband Sms

2015:" wife..

Husband:" Begam ek cup garma-garam chai bna do
jara..
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Wife:" kyyaaaaa..??
Zara phir kehna..
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Duniya Ke 5 Mushakil kaam Sms

Duniya Ke 5 Mushakil kaam

1) Hathi Ko DhaKka Dena
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2)Chiti Ko Kiss Karna
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3) Ziraf ki Gardan Pakdna
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4) Macchar ki malish karna
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What is a Kiss

What Is a Kiss..??
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In Maths:" Kiss is the shortest distance between
two Lips..
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In Biology:" kiss is just exchange of
germs from one mouth to another..
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In Economics:" Kiss is a process in which Demand
is higher than supply..
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