Girls insults sms

Pura padhna, double joke hai..

Boy:" I Love U, tum iss duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho..
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Girl:" Par tumhare peeche to mujh se bhi zyada
khubsurat ladki khadi hai..
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Ladke ne mud kar dekha to waha koi nahi tha..
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Girl:" Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaar karte toh kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte...

"I HATE YOU"

Moral:" Moral woral kuch nahi, bas ladki zara tezz nikali...
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"Par Baat abhi baaki hai mere dosto"

16-25 Year ki ladki Football ki tarah hoti hai

16-25 Year ki ladki Football ki tarah hoti hai
"1 ke pichhe 22 log"
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26-35 Year ki ladki Cricket ball ki tarah hoti hai

"1 ke hath aati hai baaki sab taali bajate hain"
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36-45 Year ki ladki Tenniss ball ki tarah hoti hai
"1 kahta hai tu rakh, dusra kahta hai tu rakh"
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45 Year ke baad Golf baal ki tarah hoti hai

"Jitni door jaaye utna achha lagta hai...

3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se kehta hai Mai apko kesa lagta hu

3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se kehta hai Mai apko kesa lagta hun.. ??
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Miss:" so sweet
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Baccha:" To phir mai apne ammi
abbu ko aap ke
ghar kab bheju.. ??
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Miss:" wo q ??
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Bacha:" q ki wo hamari baat aage
chalaye...
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Miss:" ye kya bakwas hai..
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Girls Gandi Waali Bezzati

Gandi Waali Bezzati...

Bf to Gf:" Jaan Tum Kal Mere Sapne Mein Aayi Thi..
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You Were Looking Very Cute :))

Gf Khush Ho Kar.. Hmmmm ?? Sach Much..

Bf:" Haan Baba Such Much

Gf:" Sapne Mein Hum Dono Kya Kar Rahe The ??

Bf:" I Was Eating Dairy Milk..

Main Akele He Kha Raha Tha Aur Tum

Bhooki Bhikari Ke Andaaz Mein Keh Rahi Thi Ki

Plz Beshak Chocolate Naa Dena But Wrappar To De Dena Chaatne Ke Liye..

During exams Dosti sms

During exams
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Dost Barabar likh rha hai..
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2nd frnd continously saying, ''Kutte kuch bata de''
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1st frnd Reply:" Mujhe khud kuch Nahi aata hai..
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2nd frnd's Ultimate Answer:" Toh apne baap ko luv letter likh raha hai kya ??

INDIAN ROCK Story

Ek murgi ne INDIA-CHINA border par anda diya
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Dono desh ek ande ke liye ladne
lage
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Aakhir faisla ye hua ki
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Jo desh dusre desh ki jyada ladkiyo ko kiss karega Anda uska
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Indian CHINA gaye or 20,000 ladkiyo ko kiss kiya
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CHINA wale excited ho ke:" ab
hamari baari
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Indian:" chal yaar, anda tum rakh lo..

INDIAN ROCK

Sonia Gandhi and manmohan singh funny sms

Sonia Gandhi:" I am bored, message me few jokes..
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Manmohan Singh:" Madam, I am in a cabinet meeting taking important decisions..
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Sonia:" Ha..Ha..Ha.. Good One!! Send few more...

Girls Classic Insult sms

Classic Insult:

Once a boy Uploaded a photo holding a dog on Facebook..
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Girl commented: "Which one is u ??
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Boy replied: "The One holding you..

Moral:" Girls dumb hi rehengi..

Na jaane rabb ne humko itna jaldi bada kyun bana Diya

Heart Touching :))

Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein darr lagta tha,

Aaj har rasta khud hi chunthe hain..

Kabhi mummy-papa ki har baat sacchi lagti thi, Aaj
unhi se jhooth bolte hai..!!

Kabhi chhoti si chot kitna rulati thi,

Aaj dil toot jata hai phr bi sambhal jaate hai !!

Pehle dost bas saath khelne tak yaad rehte the,

Aaj kuch dost jaan se zyada pyare lagte hai..!!

Ek din tension ka meaning maa se puchna padta tha,

aur aaj tension soulmate lagta hai..!!

Ek din tha jab pal mein ladna pal mein manana to
roz ka kam tha,

Aaj ek baar jo juda hue toh rishte tak kho jate hai..!!

Sachi, zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha diya..!!

Na jaane rabb ne humko itna jaldi bada kyun bana
Diya... :

In 2020 girl style sms

In 2020 girl:" Dekh yar kya item jaa raha hai..

Oye Murgey Tera mobile No.. Kya hai.. ??
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Boy:" Aap ke ghar me baap, bhai nai hai kya.. ???
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Girl:" baap n bhai sab hai, par tu nai hai na re chikne...

Girls Faadu Insult

Faadu Insult..

Girl Demanded for Ice Cream Boy Purchased It
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Girl:" Thank U

Boy:" Sirf Thank U

Girl:" U Want Kiss Na ??
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Boy:" Arrey Romance Ki Bhuki,

Aadhi Icecream De...