Santa Banta Jokes in hindi

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

Good Morning Sms 2013

Hey, Good Morning! Rise and shine!
As you open your eyes to greet the morning sun,
I wish that you would be well and fine.

NAi Subha Ka Naya Nazara
Thandi Hawa Le K Aai Peghaam Humara Utho Tayar Ho Jao
Khushio’n Se Bhara Rahe Aaj Ka Ye Din Tumhara Good Morning

Bright Beautiful Dawn
Sing a Song rhythmic and long
Fly away all the fears of heart
Yours is the world
Just Make a start
Destination is Just a "Determination" Apart
Good Morning

Best Kiss Sms 2013

My löve and passiøn for you gröws möre with each passing day
The thöught of yöur gorgeous face takes my breath away
Those lotus eyes fill my heart with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.
Those long dense hair doing black magic.

If kissing was just 2 people touching lips, it wouldn't touch our hearts and bind our souls the way it does

Kiss is autograph of luv, music of affection and sign of seduction.

KISS is Key of LOVER'S passion 4 intent of seduction felt beyond & above.

The most eloquent silence; that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.

A Kiss Seals Two Souls For A Moment In Time..

If A Kiss Could
Say Just How
I Love You . . .
MY LIPS
Would Be On YOURS
Forever . . .

New Funny Sms in hindi 2013

Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?

. . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...


Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.