Hindi Ghazal 2013

Jawab Chahye…

Mujhe apne chand Sawalon ka jawab chahye
Tumarey Dil mai thori si jaga chahye

Tujh ko Mere siwa kisi aur ka Khayal na rahey
Teri Zindagi mai Mujh ko wo Maqam chahye

Jo waqt b Hum ne Tere Bina guzarey hain
Wapis Mujhe wo apne Shab-o-Roz chahye

Teri Zindagi mai Meri kya Ahsiyat hai RAZA
Sab kuch chor, is baat ka Jawab Chahye Mujhe

Love Shayari SMS

Meri Har Khushi Har Baat Teri Hai,
Sanson Me Chhupi Ye Hayaat Teri He
Do Pal Bhi Nahi Reh Sakte Tere Bin
Dhadkano Ki Dhadakti Har Aawaz Teri Hai…

Hindi Love Shayari SMS

Sapno Me Ek Pyara Dost Roz Aata Hai,
Sath Guzre Har Pal Ki Yaad Dilata Hai…
Dil Karta Hai Ye Lamha Yun Hi Ruka Rahe,
Par Subah Hote Hi Khwab Toot Jata Hai..

Love Shayari SMS in Hindi

Apna Humsafar Bana Le Mujhe,
Tera Hi Saya Hu Apna Le Mujhe,
Ye Raat Ka Safar Or Bhi Hasin Ho Jayega,
Tu Aa Ja Mere Sapno Me Ya Bula Le Mujhe…

Love Shayari SMS

Bichadte hue yaad de jayenge,
Khud sone se pehle aapko khawab de jayenge,
Apko gila hai ki hum baat nahi karte,
Sanso ke rukne se pehle har jawab de jayenge…

Hindi Love Shayari SMS

Fiza me mehakti shaam ho tum,
Pyaar me jhalakta jaam ho tum,
Seene me chupaye feerte hain hum yaadein tumhari,
Isliye meri zindagi ka dusra naam jo tum….

Love Shayari in Hindi

Kuch sochun to tera khayal aa jaata hai,
Kuch bolun to tera naam aa jaata hai,
Kab tak chupaon dil ki baat,
Uski har ada par mujhe pyaar aa jaata hai…

Pyar Shayari SMS in Hindi

Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai
Keh na pana hamari majboori hai
Aap kyon nahi samajhti is jazbaat ko
Kya khamoshiyon ko zuban dena zaroori hai…

Lovely SMS Shayari

Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi
Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi
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Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai
kuch dost pal-pal yad aate hai
hum apse yahi puchna chahte hai
k dosto ki is kataar me hum kaha aate hai
`
KHUSHI se dil ko aabad karna
GAM ko dil se aazad karna
Bas itni gujaarish hai aapse ki
ho sake to din mein ek baar yaad jaroor karna
`
Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai,
waqt ko marham banana seekh lo.
Harna toh hai hi maut ke hatho ek din,
Filhaal zindagi ko jeena seekh lo
`

Mujhe bhi koyi yaad karahi hogi…

Mujhe bhi koyi yaad karahi hogi
Apni sapnomey sajarahi hogi
Koyi kare ya na kare
Woh mera intezar zarror karahi hogi…

Dua Karte Hain …

Dua Karte Hain Rabse Hum Yuhi Sath Rahe,
Pyar Ke Is Rishte Ko Puri Imandari Se Nibhaye,
Mana Zindgi Ki Rahome Kuchh Kante Bhi Milenge,
Par Aap Agar Sath Honge To
Kanto Per Bhi Phool Samajkar Chalte Rahenge…

Funny SMS Messages for Friends

Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai
Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai
Kya Bhula Diya Humein Ya Mobile Mein
SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?

Sweet SMS in Hindi

Kaun jane kab maut ka paigaam aa jaye
Kab zindagi ki akhri shaam aa jaye
Hum to dhoondte hain waqt aisa
Jab hamari zindagi aapke kaam aa jaye…

Fumnny photo about job

एक बेरोजगार युवक ने नौकरी खोजने के लिए अपना विज्ञापन एकं होर्डिंग पर कुछ इस तरह लिखवाया -


Kisi Dil Ke Liye Bahut Pyar Hai Is Dil Me

♥Kisi Dil Ke Liye Bahut Pyar Hai Is Dil Me..♥
Aaj Bhi Kahi Sawal Hai Is Dil Me,
Pyar Ka Gum Bemisal Hai Is Dil Me,
Kuch Keh Nh Pata Ye Dil Magar…
Kisi Dil Ke Liye Bahut Pyar Hai Is Dil Me.

Tu Yaad Kare Na Kare Teri Khushi

Tu Yaad Kare Na Kare Teri Khushi
Hum To Tujhe Yaad Karte Rehte Hain
Tujhe Dekhne Ko Dil Tarsata Hai
Hum To Intezar Karte Rehte Hain…

TuM Bhi Niklay Ho


TuM Bhi Niklay Ho
TuM Bhi Niklay Ho , Wafa Ki Talash
Main . . . .???
Yakeen Mano , Nahi Milti , Nahi Milti
Nahi Milti ...!

Hindi Painful Shayari


Pyar ki har rasam nibhai thi maine,
Tumhe paane ke liye har kashti dubai thi maine,
Tumne kadar na jaani meri wafaon ki,
Tumhari chahat mein har khushi lutai thi maine…

Shayari on Kismat in Hindi




Gulaabon Ki Ratah Muskurate Rehna
Par Gulaab Ban Ne Ki Chahat Mat Karna
Kyonki Khushboo Uska Naseeb Hai
Aut Murjha Jana Uski Kismet…

Aashiqui Shayari in Hindi


Parchhayi Meri Bhi Maine Tere Naam Kar Rakhi Hai
Har Saans Meri Tere Naam Kar Rakhi Hai
Tere Inkaar Ne Itna Paagal Bana Diya Hai
Duniya Ne Meri Zindagi Badnaam Kar Rakhi Hai

Aarzoo Shayari in Hindi


Aarzoo Ke Diye Dil Mein Jalte Rahnege!
Meri Aankhon Se Ansoo Nikalte Rahenge!
Dil Mein Roshni Toh Karo Tum Shama Ban Ke,
Mom Banker Hum Yunhi Pighalte Rahenge!

Shayari on Garmi ka Mausam


Na Need Aaye Raaton Ko
Na Chaen Aaye Din Bhar
Khuda Se Puchha Maine..
Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhaar Hai?
Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya..
Arre Nahi Garmi Mei Sabka Hi Aesa Haal Hai…

Miss You SMS in Hindi


Hamesha Har Gulaab Pe Titliyaan Nahi Aati
Hamesha Har Rone Pe Siskiyaan Nahi Aati
Hamesha Hum Yaad Karte Hain Aapko Dil Se
Par Na Jaane Kyon Aapko Hichkiyaan Nahi Aati…

Inspiring Shayari in Hindi


Dushman Chaahe
Kitna Bhi Achha Dost Bun Jaaye Uss
Ka Aetbaar Nahi Karna Chahiye
Kyonki Paani Ko Chaahe Jitney Bhi Garam Kar Lo
Par Who Aag Nahi Bhuja Sakta…

Missing You Shayari for Love


Yaad Sataaye Kisi Kit Oh Koi Kya Kare
Dil Milne Ko Chahe Kisi Se Toh Koi Kya Kare
Sapno Mein Hoti Hai Mulaqaat, Log Kehte Hain
Par Pyar Mein Neend Hi Na Aaye Toh Koi Kya Kare…




Shayari on Rail Gadi

Zindgi ek rail gadi hai, kabhi naa rukne wali
Har rah par milte hain musafir, naa rukne ke liye
Kabhi kabhi thoda ka saath dekar yeh kafilaa aksar
Kisi anjaan rah par chor dete , naa rukne ke liye…

Hindi Shero Shayari on Life


Zindagi Mein Kabhi Kabhi Aesa Bhi Hota Hai..
Kuchh Sach Tay Karna Mushkil Hota Hai
Ikk Jhooth Jo Muskaan Lata Hai Chehre Pe
Ya Who Ikk Sach Jo Aankhon Mein Pani Lata Hai!

Ek admi ki shadi hui


Ek admi ki shadi hui, Dost se
Mashwra liya k apni Biwi ka Dil
kese
jetoon.. ??
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Friend:"Us k paas Cigret laga kar
jana
or dhuwa us k muh pe mar
k kehna:"Agar tum kaho to ye
adat
bhi chor sakta hun...:->
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Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai


Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab
Girlfriend Se Shadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai..!!

Bahut namkeen hai vo jise hum chahte hai


Bahut namkeen hai vo jise hum chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usi ko mangte hai,
Dil tarasta hai use paane ko,
Kya aapka dil nahi karta KURKURE khaane ki

Bartan kon Dhoey ga Funny sms


Boy to girl
i like 3 things in my life:
1) maggi
2) fanta
3) You
girl@Reason ? :)))
boy@maggi for eating
fanta for drinking
And you
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Ooye HoOye.!!
Bartan kon Dhoey ga :p

2 ladkiyan best friends Funny sms


2 ladkiyan best friends thi...
Ittefaq se dono ki mout ho gai
Marny k bad dono ki rooh mili
Or ek dusry se marney ki Wajah puchi
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Pehli Boli: Main apne pati pr boht
ziada shak krti thi k
kahin Wo dusri Larkiyun se to nhi milta
Yehi soch kr 1 din mane office
se jaldi ghar aakr dekha k pati akela hi betha hai
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ye dekh kr ma khushi se mar gai
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Dusri Boli: kash us waqt tum
ne "freezer" khol k dekh liya hota to na
tum khushi se marti or na main sardi se.

MBA karke pagal ho gaya Funny sms


ek admi roz ek ped ke shaakh par bethta tha...
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Bolo kyun...
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Nahi pata..
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Theak hai mai hi bata deta hoon
bechara MBA karke pagal ho gaya tha ab khud ko branch manager smaj ta tha

Usne akhri mulaqat krke


Usne akhri mulaqat krke,
meri zindgi ki raat kardi..!

Abhi thik se usko jana bhi nahi tha,
ki usne jane ki baat kardi..!

Jise naaz tha gurbat pe meri,

Usne shaan paiso ki dikha kr,
zahir meri aukaat kardi..!

Jiske lahjey me sirf hum tum hua karte the..

Aaj usne sharminda mujhe,
puch kar meri jaat kardi..!

Jiski chahat me maine zamana chhoda,

"aaj usne mujhe chhod kar,
wahi siyasat mere sath kardi..!!"

Broken Heart Sms 2013


In Aankho'n Ne Raat Jab Ek Chand Mukamal Dekha...
Phir Samandar Ko Bhi Humne Hote huye Pagal Dekha..

Raat Bhar Dair Tak Karte The Teri Baatei'n Hum Khud Se...
Our Raat Bhar Samne Tera Chehra Humne Pal-Pal Dekha...

Aaj Yaado'n ki Ghtaa Toot Ke Barsi Humare Dil Pe...
Aaj Hum Ne Bhi Barasta Hua Badal Dekha...

Haafza Cheen Liya Hum Se Gham-e-Dunya Ne...
Aaj Hume Bhool Gaye Wo Jise Humne Kal Dekha...

Ek Chehra Jo Bohat Hansata Tha...
Aaj Uski Aankho'n Se Bhi Behta Hua Humne Aansoo Dekha..

Khareed layi mai tamaam gham duniya k


Khareed layi mai tamaam gham duniya k,
Apnaa badan sajaane ko...!!

Logo ko kahte suna hai maine,
Mere aansoo chahiye use muskurane ko...!!

Zindgi Me Koi Khaas Tha


Zindgi Me Koi Khaas Tha,
>
Tanhai Ke Siwa Kuch Na Paas Tha,
>
Paa To Lete Zindgi Ki Har Khushi Bhi,
>
Par Har Khushi Me Uski Kami Ka Ehsaas Tha..:(

Happy Mother days 2013 Sms


Jannat meri hai paoon terey
Kaun hai jo inkar karey
Jo bhi main ne kaha darguzar na karo
Apni maa ko khafa umar bhar na karoo
Happy Mother days 2013

Happy Mother’s Day 2013


Happy Mother’s Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!



Mother is an undying love


Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare,
the one you take your troubles to,
she is the one who really cares.
Mother you are all of this and more,
I love you very much.

A mother serves her sugar with


A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.

Mother Day Full form in hindi


M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she s growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.

Mothers Day Sms Collection


Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching me Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong
It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.

Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.


I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom...


Happy Mother Day Sms 2013




Give your mother a little something to show that you are thinking about her, and you'll be sure to make her smile.
When U feel U R alone in the Crowd,
When U Think No 1 can Understand U,
When UR love is rejected by others,
& when U hate UR Life,
Just Close UR eyes,
& see,
Her facce who Loves U
more than any 1 else,
Who Care 4 U in loneleness,
& dies when U cry.
She is no 1, But UR Sweet Loving Mother.
Love UR Mom First. IYA

You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day Noor

For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day Fatima

Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong
It spells Mother. Thanks for being u. Arzoo

Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day Aro0j

I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom Shumaila

Mommy, I love you
For all that you do.
I'll kiss you and hug you
'Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile 'cause I love you
On this Mother's Day. Mommy, I love you Nazish

For all that you do.
I'll kiss you and hug you
'Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile 'cause I love you
On this Mother's Day Adeela


valentines day love sms - Love message greetings


"Chand taron ka noor aap barse"
"Aapki chahat ke liye har koi tarse"
"Aapki zindgi me aye itni khushiya"
"Ki aap gam ke liye tarse"



Wo Khud Nai Jante Wo Kitne Pyare He
Jaan He Hamari Hume Jaan Se Pyare He
Logo Ke Kehne Se Kya Hota He
Wo Kal Bhi Mere The Aur Aaj Bhi Mere Hai..


Funny Quotes By Celebrities


The thing that’s wrong with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur.
- George W. Bush

Remember kids, do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- Barney The Dinosaur

Never, ever! take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
- Britney Spears

Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think in a deeper voice.
- Bill Cosby

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
- Tom Hanks

I’m never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.
- Christopher Walken

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
- Neil Armstrong

101 Funny Love Quotes


1.     If love is the answer, can you rephrase the question?
2.     Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
3.    A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries.
4.    Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. 2nd marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
5.    There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
6.    Love is like a Rubix Cube, there are countless numbers of wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it looks perfect no matter what way you look at it
7.    You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.
8.    You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
9.    Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
10.    Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
11.    An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
12.    Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
13.    Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.
14.    No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
15.    Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

Faqeer Aur Zardari Funny Sms - 1 Rupay ki Roti


Faqeer Zardari se:
1 Rupya de do Roti khani hai,

Zardari:
100 Rupay don ga pehlay ye bata k
Meri Hukomat me 1 Rupay ki roti kahan se mil rahi hai :-)

Fakeer aur Aadmi Funny Text Sms Joke


Fakeer: Moula k naam par kuch dedo?

Admi: Tamaator khao.

Fakeer: Khaana dedo?

Admi: Tamaator khao.

Fakeer: Acha roti hee dedo?

Admi: Tamaator khao.

Fakeer: Aakhir tamator hi Q kha'aon?

Admi ki B.V aa kar boli:
Ye totla hai,
keh raha hai,
kamaa kar khao...
Faqeer: Lakh de laanat ee...

Don Funny Text Sms Joke for Only Adults


DON
K SMS Ka Intezar 11 Mulkon Ki Larkia Kr Rhi Hain
Mgr


DON

Sirf Tum Jaisay Papu Bachon Ko SMS Kerta Hy


Q K


Don tharki hai.

Funny Mobile Ghazal - Mobile Hai Har Larrki Ki Shan


"FUNNY GHAZAL"

Mobile Hai Har Larrki Ki Shan,

Call Kar K Larrkon Ko Karti Hein Pareshan,

Miss Call Aur SMS Kar K Kehti Hein Meri Jaan!,

Tumhari Aawaaz Sun'nay Ko Tarastay Hein Meray Kaan,

15 Boy Friends Bana Kar Banti Hein Pehlwaan!,

Apni Friends Ko Har Raaz Bata Kar Karti Hein Heraan,

Kehti Hein Larrkon Ko Ullu Banana Bohot Hai Aasaan,

Hosh Kar Meray Yaar Aankhen Khol K Pehchaan,

Mat Aa In Larrkiyon K Chakkar Main Ye Sub Hein Shetaan,

Ab Kisi Larrki Ki Call Aaye To Us Ko Bolna Jee Baji Jaan?,

Aur Us Ka Number Send Kar Do Mujhay,

Mein Bana Doon Ga Us Ko Aap Ki Bhabhi Jaan;-))

School Miss Se Pyar Funny Poetry Sms Joke


Bra Mushkil hai School ki "Miss" se Pyar Krna.

"AY DOST"



LOVE Letter Bheja tha,
Signature kr k 3 Galtyan Nikal di

('.')
<))>Das Yar a
/ / Koi Home
Work C ,!

Upcomming Winter Season Urdu Text Sms


Dear Weather
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Please
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Aj akhri wari dus dy
K


sweater rakh dawan k na.

Adult Funny Text Sms - 18 Year Old Girl


Girl: Main Next Month 18 ki Ho jaungi

Boy: phir Do Gi ?

Girl (Sharma k): kya?
?
?



Boy: vote .

Pathan Funny Text Sms - Pathan Aik Larki Par Gira


Bus Chali
Jhatka Laga
1 Pathan 1 Larki Par Gira

Larki boli: batamez kya kar rahe ho ?

Pathan: Baji
Allama Iqbal open university se B.A kar raha hoon.

Sardar Ne Masjid Se Jooti Chori Ki - Sardar Funny Text Sms


Sardar ne masjid se jooti chori ki or pkra gya,

Molvi: Enney jutti chuki ae
Edhi tind kr do,

Sardar: Aa ik jutti wapas le lo, te foji cuting kr do

Old Generation Vs. New Generation Poetry Funny


Old Generation:

Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaron se nahi..,,

Muhabbat aik se hoti ha hazaron se nahi..!!!


New Generation:

Chand ko b mil gai chandni, taaron ka kia hoga...?

Muhabbat aik Hi se kar li to baki hazaron ka kia hoga....? ;):D

Jokes sms in Hindi 140 words


Malum Hai aap Bahut Busy HO
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isiLiye kuchh Nahi Likha Wrna aapKo Padhna Padta.

Short Jokes - Funniest jokes


Boy 2 god- Hazaro ki kismat tere hath h,
Agr pass karde to kya bat h.
God-Galfrnds thodi kam patata to kya bat thi,
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi.

Jokes sms in Hindi 140 words


Jab reshma ki jawani ayi tab hum bachhe the
Ab shila ki jawani ayi to hum Bache wale hai
Uff ye Ladkiya sahi waqt pe jawan Kyu nahi hoti

Short Jokes, Funniest jokes


Boyfriend: Apne gharwalo ko chor diya tere liye,
Sab se rishta tod dya tere lye
Tune aj tak kiya kya h mere lye
Girlfriend: MUNNI BADNAAM HUI DARLING TERE LIYE.

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti sms


Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.
Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or
Ko De Deta Hun
Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum?

Mobile jokes sms in Hindi


A Man Writing In His Diary:
“I Am An Ideal Man.
I Don”t Smoke,
Drink Or Go To Night Clubs.
I Hv Always Been Loyal To My Wife
And Don”t Flirt Wid Strange Women.
I Sleep At Eight O”clock N Wake Up Early.
I Exercise Daily N Work Regular Hours
But All This Will Change As Soon As
I Get Out Of PRISON

Jokes sms in Hindi 140 words


Raju- loffer or offer me kya anter hai ?
Shyam- agar lakda i love u bole to loffer or
Lakdi i love u bole to offer

Lrka apni Girl Friend se


Lrka apni Girl Friend se:
Meri Bachi
Meri shonu
Meri Gurya
Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?
Bolo Baby
Girl:
Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai...

Latest Funny sms 2013


Shadi 1 Aisa Din Hai
Jb,
LARKA STAGE, Pr Apni Bv K 7 Betha hota hai
Dosri KHOBSORAT LARKION Ko Dekhta Hai
Or Sochta Hai
Ye Sb aaj Se Pehly KAHA THI YAR

Joke sms Hindi


Govt.Ne Elan Kiya Hai”All Beautiful Girls & Handsom Boys Personality Tax
Diya Karien Gey
Hans Lo Hans Lo
Tumhen Kya Faraq Parhta Hai
Phans To Hum Gye Na!