Two Asian Men

A bus stops and two Asian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first,
but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following:"Emma (M) come first. Den I(i) come. Two asses(s), dey(they) come together. I(i) come again. Two asses(s), dey(they) come together again. I(i) come again and pee(p) twice. Then I(i) come once-a more.""You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, cool down lady," said the man. "I'm just telling my friend how to spell Mississippi."

An English girl?!

A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
The husband laughs and says: An English girl !!!
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks:So, honey, how was the trip?
Very good, thank you.
And, what happened to my present?
Which present?
What I asked for: the English girl?!
Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl !!!


Once there was a monk who was an expert on the Diamond Sutra, and as books were very valuable in his day, he carried the only copy in his part of the world on his back. He was widely sought after for his readings and insight into the Diamond Sutra, and very successful at propounding its profundities to not only monks and masters but to the lay people as well. Thus the people of that region came to know of the Diamond Sutra, and as the monk was traveling on a mountain road, he came upon an old woman selling tea and cakes.
The hungry monk would have loved to refresh himself, but alas, he had no money. He told the old woman, "I have upon my back a treasure beyond knowing -- the Diamond Sutra. If you will give me some tea and cakes, I will tell you of this great treasure of knowledge."
The old woman knew something of the Diamond Sutra herself, and proposed her own bargain. She said, "Oh learned monk, if you will answer a simple question, I will give you tea and cakes." To this the monk readily agreed. The woman then said, "When you eat these cakes, are you eating with the mind of the past, the mind of the present or the mind of the future?"
No answer occurred to the monk, so he took the pack from his back and got out the text of the Diamond Sutra, hoping he could find the
answer. As he studied and pondered, the day grew late and the old woman packed up her things to go home for the day.
"You are a foolish monk indeed," said the old woman as she left the hungry monk in his quandary. "You eat the tea and cakes with your mouth."

Funny sms, Laugh Sms

Mobile ka fayda kiss ko?


Mobile Ka sb se ziyada Faaida pakistani qoum ne uthaya.
Ab bath room me Mom bati le jaane ki Zaroorat nhi Parti..

5 Janwar Jo Pani Main Hain


Teacher to sardar:
“5 janwaro k nam batao jo pani me rahte he?”
Sardar: “Fish”
“Good and baqi 4?”
“Fish di Maa, Pio, Pehn tay Pra”

Sentence during exam


when u tell ur friend a sentence during exam and he says:’nahin yar ye nahin tha’
and u are like,
‘dafa ho khud he kr le phr’ :@




Why girls are more hot than boys

Why girls are more hot than boys
boys have 2 zero watt bulbs and 1 40 watt tube-light
girls have 2 500 watt bulbs and 1 3000 watt oven

Hold It Gently Put 2 Fingers


Hold It Gently Put 2 Fingers
If Dey Dnt Fit
Force Dem In If the Hole is Big
Move Up and Down Slowly
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?

‘Dats How U Wash A Glass

At a classroom a girls bra has broken


At a classroom a girls bra has broken
with sound “took”,then a boy of her
backside asked, what happend?
The girl said 2 birds are free from
the CAGE now