Girls Boys Sms

Girl: Kal mein tumhare
liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun
nahi?
Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein
tere liye mangalsutra
lau to kya tu pehen
legi?

Santa Sms 2013

Santa Searching These
Keywords
On Google
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''Free Dinner In 5 Star
Hotel''
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Girls Proposal Sms

KG boy:" tu mujhse shadi
kalegi ??
Girl:" nai
Boy:" kalle na
Girl:" nai me nai kalungi
Boy:" plz kalle teko
eclairs duga
Girl:" islye to nai kalni,

Father and Son Sms

Father:" beta Is Bar
Exam Me 90%
Marks Lana,,
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Beta:" nahi 90% nahi
100% marks
launga,,
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Father:" kyu mazak kar
raha hai,,
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Ladko ke SANSKAAR Sms

4 girls sitting in group
can say:"Tera bhai
bada mast dikhta hai..
Intro to karwa.
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But 4 guys in a group
can never say:"Teri
Behento mast lagti hai.
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Lekin 1 Din DATE Pe ChaleJao, Saala Pura Khandan Dekh Leta Hai

Wen U Cry:"Koi Nahi
Dekta..
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Wen U Worried:"Koi
Nahi Dekta..
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Wen U Happy:"Koi Nahi
Dekta..
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Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai

Ek bacha
boy girl ko kiss karte
hue dekh
leta
hai.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne
do
Warna main apke
papa ko bata dunga.
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Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi
karle,
Bacha kafi try karta
hai, Par wo height me
kam reh jata
hai,
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Baccha pareshan ho
kar. “Bhaad mein gayi
duniyadari”

Funny Question

Professor:"1 Platform 2
km lambaa hai,
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Aandhi chal rahi hai,
60km/h ki
speed se Ek Train Aayi
aur Delhi se
Mumbai ki Taraf Chali
gayi..
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To Sawal ye hai ke:"
Meri Umar Kitni hai.. ??
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Sab Bachhe Hairaan ho
ke 1 Doosre ki Shakal
dekhne Lagey..
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ek Student ne Jawab
dene keliye haath
Uthaaya..
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4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki latest sms

4 Students Ne Paper Ki
Tayari Nahi Ki,
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Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya
Aur Wo Agle Din Pricipal
Ko Bole,
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Sir Hum Shadi Mein Gaye
The,
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Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre
Puncher Ho Gaya,
Hum Saari Raat Dhaka
Lagate Rahe,
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Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake,
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Pricipal Ne Maan Liye Aur
Unhe 1 Din Ka Time
Diya,
1 Din Baad Unhe 4 Alag
Rooms Mein
Bithaya,
Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya,
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Kaash wo jaan maang leta toh wo bhi de deta...

Kaash w0 jaan maang
leta t0h
w0 bhi de deti :S
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Par Zaalim ne
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College Life sms

Ek college ke kuch ladke Roz ek hotel
me jate aur Ek waiter ko khoob
pareshan karte the..
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Ek din unhe apni galti ka ehsaas hua
aur Unhone waiter ko 10 rupiya Tip
dekar maafi mangi
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Sorry bhai,
Aaj ke baad hum tumhe Kabhi
pareshan nahi krenge.."

Chhota rasta bhi lamba lagne lagta hai jab koi saath nahi hota

Chhota rasta bhi lamba lagne
lagta hai jab koi saath nahi
hota...
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Mobile True fact 2013

Mobile Aya

Camera Khatam
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Mobile Aaya
Wrist Watch Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Torch Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Radio Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
MP3 Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Letters Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Calculator Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Computer Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Sakoon Khatam..
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True sms About India

Ek boat me Mayawati, Lalu, Manmohan
Advani, Sonia, Pawar, Sushma swaraj Ja Rhe the,
achanak naav Doob Gyi
To Batao kon Bacha?
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Santa Banta Funny sms 2013

Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya
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1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h?
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Santa:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai.
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Hanso mat
Joke abhi aage hai
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Admi santa se: Agar ghar mai chor ghus gye to..?
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Girl Friend Banana Bhi Bahut Zaruri Hai Pucho Kyu Funny sms

Zindagi Me "Girl Friend" Banana Bhi
Bahut Zaruri Hai Pucho Kyu...??
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Funny Shayri 2013

Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya...

Wah!
Wah!

Wah!!
Wah!!

Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya...

Phirrrrr...?

Phir kya.! Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me Hosh Aaya.

Wife Husband Sms

2015:" wife..

Husband:" Begam ek cup garma-garam chai bna do
jara..
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Wife:" kyyaaaaa..??
Zara phir kehna..
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Duniya Ke 5 Mushakil kaam Sms

Duniya Ke 5 Mushakil kaam

1) Hathi Ko DhaKka Dena
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2)Chiti Ko Kiss Karna
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3) Ziraf ki Gardan Pakdna
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4) Macchar ki malish karna
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What is a Kiss

What Is a Kiss..??
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In Maths:" Kiss is the shortest distance between
two Lips..
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In Biology:" kiss is just exchange of
germs from one mouth to another..
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In Economics:" Kiss is a process in which Demand
is higher than supply..
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Nice shayri 2013

Arz kiya he
Ki ruthi he aise wo humse
Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge
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Wah-Wah
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Ki ruthi he aise wo humse
Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge
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Meri Har Khata Pe Naraz Na Hona

Meri Har Khata Pe Naraz Na Hona,
Apni Pyari Si Muskan Ko Kabhi Na Khona.

Sukun Milta Hai Apki Hasi Dekhkar,
Mujhe Maut Bhi Aaye Tab Bhi Mat Rona…

Ae Mere Khuda mujhe apne liye kuch nhi chahiye

Ae Mere Khuda
mujhe apne liye kuch nhi chahiye !
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Ladkiyon ki 5 Bate kabhi samjh nahi aati

Ladkiyon ki 5 Bate kabhi samjh nahi aati
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1: Tum Bade Wo Ho (Pata nahi wose kya matlab.?)
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2: Mujhe tumse yeh umeed nahi thi (Toh Kya Umeed Thi)
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3: Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe (toh fir main pehle kaisa tha)
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4: Such btana main kaisi dikh rahi hu (ab sach bolke pitna thodi na hain)
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5: I'm very selfish na.. (Ab sach bol do toh gai bhaish pani main). 

Jiss marji ladke se pucho lo

Jiss marji ladke se pucho lo
aap
Wo single he kahega..
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Aur jiss marji ladki se
puchlo wo kehegi i have bf.
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Mujhe to yeh samaj nai aa raha
k
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Udaas rhne ki wajah to bahut h life me

Udaas rhne ki wajah to bahut h lyf me!
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Zindagi Me Girlfriend Banana Bhi Bahut Zaruri Hai

Zindagi Me Girlfriend Banana Bhi
Bahut Zaruri Hai
Puchho
Kyo..??
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Double meaning GOL GAPPE Sms

Girl: Janu Ye Toh Bahot Bada Hai .
Boy: Koshish To Karo. .
Girl: Janu Bahot Mota Hai .
Boy: Dubara Try Karo. .
Girl: Poora Nahi Jayega. .
Boy: Jaan Tumhe Meri Kasam. .
Girl: Andar Se Paani Nikal Raha Hai. . .
Boy: Achchha Aakhri Baar Try Karo . . . . . . . . . . Girl: Uff Mere Kapde Kharab Ho Gaye,

Ab Tum Hi Saare GOL GAPPE Khao Mujhe NahiKhane.

Enjoy d first rain of 2013

Bheege mausam ki bheegi si shuruwat...

Bheegi si yaad bhuli hui baat...

Woh bheegi si aankhen.. woh bheega hua sath...

Mubarak ho aapko.. Aaj ki pehli khoobsurat barsaat
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Enjoy d first rain of 2013

Funny Office Sms

प्राइवेट सेक्टर में कई लोग
अपनी सैलेरी बढवाने और
प्रोमोशन के लिए रिजाइन कर
देते हैं ये सोचकर कि वो कंपनी के
लिए अति महत्वपूर्ण व्यक्ति हैं
और कंपनी उनको रोकने के लिए हर संभव प्रयास करेगी.....
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किन्तु स्थिति तब हास्यास्पद
हो जाती है जब उनका रिजाइन
स्वीकार हो जाता है और हाथ
में दूसरी नौकरी ना होने की सूरत में वो मैनेजर के हाथ पाँव
जोड़ते हैं कि ....साहब वापस
काम पर रख लो....दुबारा भूल के
भी रिजाइन नहीं करूंगा.....

CollectiOn "FOR GIRLS"

1- Ladki TOTTAA honi chahiye, pyare toh
kutte ke pille bhi hote hain.
2- Ladki pyari honi chahiye, TOTTAA toh
Parrot bhi hota hain.
3- Ladki CUTE Honi Chaiye, Bold & Curves
toh Blackberry bhi hote hain
4- Ladki mein ATTITUDE Hona Chahiye,
Angry toh aajkal Birds bhihoti hain .
5- Ladki SAMAJHDAR honi Chahiye, Lovely
toh University bhi hain.
6- Ladki kUWARI honi chahye, Kyuki
bhabhi to savita bhi hain.

Boyfriend and Girlfriend room mein khaamosh baithe the

Boyfriend and Girlfriend room mein khaamosh
baithe the..
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Gf ki soch:
1- Kyun ye mujhse baat nahi kar raha..???

. 2- Kya ye dusri ladki k bare me soch raha
hai ..???
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3- Kya ye kisi aur ko chahta hai ..???
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4- Kya isne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekhe
hain ..??? .

Pappu hospital me 1 nurse se

Pappu hospital me 1 nurse se
"I LOVE YOU"

Tumne mera dil chura liya,

Nurse (sharmakar) :-
Chal jhuthe dil ko to
Haath bhi nahi lagaya;
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Hamne to"KIDNEY"chura i hai.
hahaha lolz...

Dil Ko Sabse Zyada Dard Kab Hota Hai

Dil Ko Sabse Zyada Dard
Kab Hota Hai,
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Ek Young Doctor Ne Clinic Khola

Ek Young Doctor Ne Clinic Khola
Thori Dair Baad Aik Aadmi Aaya
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Dr Ne Apne aap ko Busy Show
Kerne K Liye Phone ka Receiver Uthaaya

aur Appointment Dene
k andaaz main bolne laga..
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Larka Universty me Larki se

Larka Universty me Larki se:
Aap ka Name??
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Larki Ghussey se :
Mujhey sab
Behan kehtey
hain. .
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SHADI ek aisa Din Hai Jab Ladka STAGE

SHADI ek aisa Din Hai Jab Ladka STAGE,
Par Apni dulhan K sath Baithe huey..
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Doosri Khoobsurat LADKION Ko Dekhta Hai AurSochta Hai
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Ek ladka Dusre SeYeh Sukh

#Ek ladka Dusre Se- Yeh Sukh,
Shanti or Sukun kya hota hai ??
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Ladka aur Ladki 1 dusre ko kyu nahi samjh pate

Ladka aur Ladki,
1 dusre ko kyu nahi samjh pate..???

Kyu ki upar wale ne ladke ko achcha dimag diya hai
Aur ladki ko achaha dil,

Magar ladki dimag se sochti hai aur ladke dil se..
Its true.. Agree.. ??

Kaminapan Dosto ka

Kaminapan Dosto ka
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"Girlfriend hai.. ??
"Nahin"
"Saala Gay"
"Haan hai Girlfriend"
"Tharki sala"
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"Kal college ayega.. ??
"Haan"
Padhaku ki aulaad"
"Nahin"
"Saale kabhi toh padh liya kar"

Romantic Love SMS in Hindi

Kuch sochu to tera khayaal aa jata hai
Kuch bolu o tera naam aa jata hai
Kab tk chupau dil ki baat
Uski har ada pr humko pyar aa jata hai….

Funny SMS Messages for Friends

Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai
Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai
Kya Bhula Diya Humein Ya Mobile Mein
SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?

SMS on Dosti in Hindi

Dard Dil Ka Door Se Samajhte Hain Dost
Muskaan Dete Hain, Dard Door Karke
Sath Chhod Deti Hai Zindagi Ek Din
Sath Zindagi Se Jayada Nibhaate Hain Dost!

Inspirational SMS 2013

Excellence is the result of
Caring more than others think is wise,
Risking more than others think is safe.
Dreaming more than others think is practical
‘n Expecting more than others think is possible.

Farewell Shayari in Hindi for Seniors 2013

Dil me aap ki yaaden karli hein makaam
umr bhar aapki yaad rahegi paigham
Dil me aap ki yaaden karli hein makaam
umr bhar aapki yaad rahegi paigham
Aap ki is dosti ne kardiya hame ghulam
Are ..jaathe jaathe usthaadon lelo hamari salaam..

Blessing SMS in Hindi 2013

Jo tum chaaho wo tumhaare ho,
Roshan raate aur khoobsurat sawera ho,
Jaari rakhege ham duao ka silasila,
Kee kaamyaab har manjil pe dost hamara ho…

Love SMS in Hindi

Gulab ki mehak bhi fiki lagti hai,
Kaun si khushbu mujme basa gayi ho tum,
Zindgi hai kya teri chahat ke siva,
Yeh kaisa khwab aankho ko dikha gayi ho tum…

Hindi Paheliyan

Bikhari Nhi Par Bikh Mangataa Hai
Ladki Nhi Par Purse Isthemal Krta Hai
Pujaari Nhi Par Ghanti Bjaata Hai.
Ans: Bus Conductor

Padhney Mein Likhney Mein
Dono Mein Hi Main Aata Kaam
Pen Nhi Kagaz Nhi
Btaao Kya Hei Mera Naam.
Ans: Chasma

Hari Thi Man Bhari Thi
No Laakh Motiyon Sey Jadi Thi
Raja Ji Key Khet Mein
Duata Odhey Khadi Thi.
Ans: Bhutta

Chhota Sa Siphai
Ushki Khinch Ke Nikar Uttari.
Ans : Banana

Hindi Emotional SMS

Har Kisi Ke Naseeb Mein Saccha Pyar Pana Nahi Hota,
Sab Kismat Ka Khel Hai, Kisi Ka Koi Dosh Nahi Hai..
Mujhe Pata Hai Ke Mere Naseeb Mein Sirf Tadap, Judai
Aur Nafrat Hi Bachi Hai…Khush Rehne ..