Girls Boys Sms

Girl: Kal mein tumhare
liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun
nahi?
Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein
tere liye mangalsutra
lau to kya tu pehen
legi?

Santa Sms 2013

Santa Searching These
Keywords
On Google
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''Free Dinner In 5 Star
Hotel''
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Girls Proposal Sms

KG boy:" tu mujhse shadi
kalegi ??
Girl:" nai
Boy:" kalle na
Girl:" nai me nai kalungi
Boy:" plz kalle teko
eclairs duga
Girl:" islye to nai kalni,

Father and Son Sms

Father:" beta Is Bar
Exam Me 90%
Marks Lana,,
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Beta:" nahi 90% nahi
100% marks
launga,,
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Father:" kyu mazak kar
raha hai,,
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