Hot Stuff

Years ago working at the local Taco Bell I had a former employee partying up all Saturday come by the drive thru. He has no table manners and inhales food like the cookie monster. Brent was totally sauced for the weekend, and he’s being a real prick to everyone just because he works there. So I decided to “play God” and load his soft taco full of jalapeno peppers and hot sauce, so that there’s more fire sauce than actual meat or stuffing.
He’s smirking like he’s da man. Well no sooner did the man pull away from the drive thru window did he circle back begging for water with a fire red face and tears running down his chin.

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