Ek Murgi

Wo konsa 1 mazak he Jo salo pehle b studnts karte the, 
aaj b karte hai or qayamat tak karte rahenge 
? 
? 
Bahut masti ho gayi yar 
ab Kal Se Seriously Padai karnge 


Ek Murgi Market Gayi aur.. 
Kaha- Ek Anda Dena.. 
Dukandar-Tum Anday Ka Kya Karogi?? 
Murgi- Mere Husband Ne Kaha 2Rs. Ke Liye Apna Figure Kharab Mat Karo. 


Teacher-tum bde hoker kya karoge 
Student-shadi.. 
Teacher-nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge 
Student-dulha.. 
Teacher-oho,i mean bade hoker kya hasil karoge 
student-dulhan! 

1 dukhi Aadmi bola-Aisi zindagi se maut achi. 
Achnak Yamdut aaya aur bola-"Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm h" 
Aadmi-Lo Batao, 
Ab Insan Mazak b nahi kar sakta. 


PITA:AGAR TU IS BAAR BHI FAIL HO GAYA TO MUJHE PITA MAT KEHNA. 
KUCH DIN BAD 
PITA:KYA HUA TERE RESULT KA? 
SON:SORRY YAAR RAM PRASAD MAI FAIL HO GAYA.