Husband Biwi Funny Sms

Biwi ne Husband ko call
kiya:- Kaha ho tum ??
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Husband:- Tumhe woh
Jwellery shop yaad hai
jahan
tume ek diamond ka
set pasand aaya tha
aur tab mere pass itne
paise nahi the ki main
wo tumhe leke de
sakun..
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Wife :- Haan yaad hai...

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Husband:- Phir maine
tumse
kaha tha ki ek din main
tumhein woh zaroor
leke dunga..
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Wife bahut khush hote
hue: Haan Haan ji, mujhe
achche se yaad hai..
.
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Husband:- Main uski baju
wale pub me beer pe
raha hu thoda late
aunga.....