Santa Banta jokes

Santa: iss duniya me kitne desh hain?
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Banta: arey pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai “india”
baaki sab to videsh hai..gd evng,

The Golen Words in Love

The golden words in love is
“dnt cry in luv” bcoz 4 whom u r crying
doesn’t deserve ur tears .the persom
who deserve it will never let u cry.

Mujhe teri mohabbat main kho jaane do

Mujhe teri mohabbat mein kho jaane doh,
Har lamha mar ke aaj phir jee jaane doh,
Isse mahobbat ne dil ko aajphir dhadkaya hai,
Mujhe ishq ki baaho mein so jaane doh,
Tadap ki aag hai judaai ki baahon mein,
Mujhe aaj iss mohabbat se mil jaane doh,
Meri saans chalti hai tere naam ki aahat pe,
Mujh benaam ko iss naam mein kho jaane doh,
Kasam tujhe chalne wali hawaon ki”,
Mujhe iss mohabbat ki aag mein jal jaane do. ♥

A man call FM radio

A Man cal FM radio & Said:
“I found a Wallet with 15,000 Rupees, a credit card & an I.D Card of
Mr. Gopal, Shop No.13, Chandni chowk.”
RJ: “How honest, sir, so u want to return his wallet..?”
Man:”No way! U crazy.??
I just wanted to dedicate him a Sad Song… 

Santa jokes

Santa goes to gulabo’s home n knocks the door
Gulabo-kon…?”
Santa -Main..!”
Gulabo -Main kon…?”
Santa -Lo batao! Ullu di pathi tu gulabo aur kon…;-)

Good night sms

Best medicine 4 all problems of humans is “LOVE”
Some1 asked God :
If It doesn’t work ?
God Smiled & Answered.
INCREASE D DOSE
good night

KBC main Amitabh

KBC mein AMITABH ne mjse
13wa swal pucha:INDIA mein
pure din Fokat K Msg Pdhne Wale
Ka Naam Btao?
Ksam se 5 Crore Thukra
diya pr apka naam nhi liya.

Anna Ji appeals to all

Anna Ji appeals all to take
out this WHOLE week for the Country.
Yeh Poora Hafta Desh Ke Naam. Reach
Jantar Mantar, Delhi. Forward to all

Facebook Status

Don’t try to understand everything.
Because sometimes it’s not meant to
be understood, but to be accepted….

Santa jokes

Santa: Kaun Si Cast Ke Log Desh Ke Acche Nagrik hote hai?
Banta: “BANIYE”
Santa: Kaise?
Banta:Har Jagah Likha Hota Hai, DESH KE ACHHE NAGRIK “BANIYE”.:-))

Ladka or girl

Ladka apne dost se:- Tune us
ladki ko propose Q kia uska to b.f. Hai
Zakkas reply:
Khali Kursi Pe to koi B Beth
sakta Hai Dum hai to kisi ko Utha k baitho.

Chuho ki Gang

Chuho ki Gang Talwar le kar bhaag Rahi thi,
Sher ne pucha kya hua,
1 chuha bola Hathi ki beti ko kisi ne propose
kiya or nam hamara aya hai, LASHE BICHA DUNGA LASHE.
Good morning

latest joke……..Who was AKBAR

History teacher:
Who was AKBAR
Boy:Akbar was Gey
Tchr(shocked): What
Boy:
ya We heard.
Laila-Majnu
Heera-Ranjha,
Romeo-Juliet
but only
Akbar-Birbal.

Latest SMS

INBOX k gwahi or byano ko
mdhya nzr rkhte hue dhara 420
k tahat SMS pad rahe mujrim ko
balance hote hue b MSG n bhejne k
jurm m BIKHARI karar dia jAta hai

Doc-I m sorry

Doc-I m sorry.
Operation k waqt rubber k gloves apke pet me rah gaye,
Dobara operation karna hoga!
Sardar-Abey pagal h kya?
ye le 20 Rs,
naya le lena..!

Kuch cheezen Alladin ki nahi

A boy found a LAMP in market….
he rubbed it from all sides,
lamp exploded, & killed him!!
Moral_ “Kuch cheezen Alladin ki nahi,
Mujahideen ki v ho sakti hain”:P:P

The best prank call ever

The best prank call ever:
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” Hello, dominos..?? “
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“Yes sir,
How may I help u…?”
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“Bhai Pizza ghar pe kese banau help karna yar!!:)

Shakespeare said

Shakespeare said,
“I cried wen i had no shoes,
but i stopped crying wen i saw a
Man widout legs.” “LIFE iz full of blessings
sumtyms v dont undrstnd it”…!

latest joke…..Baap- Agar Tu Fir Exam

Baap- Agar Tu Fir Exam Me Fail Hua To Mujhe Papa Mat Bolna
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After Exam….
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Baap: How Is ur Result??? .
Son: Dimaag Mat Kharaab Kar RAMLAAL…. Tune Baap kahlane Ka Haq Kho Diya Hai…. 

Joke……..Ye sms jin SMART logo

Ye sms jin SMART logo ko milta h woh 5sec baad behosh hojte h
1
2
3
4
5
nhi hue na
smrt hote to behosh hote na,
Muje 2din bad aaj hosh aya h.

Latest sms………Aaj international

Aaj international

“Handsome Boy”
or
“Beautiful Girl” Day hai.
ye SMS unko bejo jo apki nazar me smart hai.
Imaandari se bhejna
meri tarah mazak mat karna..;-)