Funny sms 2013-2014

Teacher:Batao k quick, quicker quickest forms ko hindi main kese kahen ge?
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Student : Bhaag, Abay Bhaaag,Bhaag teri maaaa ki.

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Aashiqo ka Dimag hota hai khali

Aashiqo ka Dimag hota hai khali..
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Tabhi milti nahi Gharwali..
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Gulaam bankar fas jaate hain
ishq k jaal
me..
Aur kehte ha, Maine LADKI FASALI

True Love Meri Girlfriend k bare me kuch kaha to

True Love:
Baba :- Beta tujh pr chudail ka saya hai...
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Ladka :-Baba me thappad mar dunga
Agar
Meri Girlfriend k bare me kuch kaha to....:-D

Funny sher n shayri

Ek sher arj kar rha hu, shayad ghalib ka hai:
"Jb tk milte rhe sone ke andey..
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Jb tak milte rhe sone ke ande,
Jee lene do murgi ko ek aur SuNdAy." 

Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai

Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai,
Bda mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi english mein baat kar leta hai. 

Biwi and boss sms

Nayi Sacratary: Sir aap ki Biwi mujy itny shak
sey kyun daikhti hai

Boss:Kyun k tumse pahly woh meri Secretary thi

Badi Muddat Baad Aaj Phone Par Uski Awaz Suni Toh.

Badi Muddat Baad Aaj Phone Par
Uski Awaz Suni Toh.
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Dil Ne Dhadakte Hue Kaha.. .
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Jaldi Yaad Kar Kamine Konsi Wali Hai.

After Ishq wala love

After Ishq wala love what next
do u expect from bollywood..
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Chai wali tea,
hawa wali wind,
pani wala water,
Kutta wala dog.

Class Room Funny sms

Class Room Is Like A Train
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1st Two Benches R ReservedFor VIP
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Next Two Benches R General Coach
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Then Last Two Benches R Very Demanded.
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Bcz Its."SLEEPER COACH..:p :O:D :D

Bhat and bhagwaan Funny talk

Bhakt: "Bhagwan main paapi hu.
Mujhe Dard De, Dukh De,
Mujhe Barbad kr de, Tension De.
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Mere piche Bhoot Laga De.
" Bhagwan: "Abey ye koi MCA exam hai jo itna paka raha hai 1 word me Bol na ki
"GIRLFRIEND" Chahiye hai.

FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA Funny sms

A Beggar Found Rs. 100/-
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He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For
Dinner
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Bill Rs. 3000/-
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He Was Unable To Pay
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Manager Handed Him To Police
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He Gave Rs. 100/ ?? ??- To Policeman&became Free..:p:D
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Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA...:

funny sms Kabhi toot kar bikharo

Kabhi toot kar bikharo to,
Mujhe yad kar lena dosto.
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mai thodo bahoot welding ka bhi kam janta hu. 

Specially For Girls funny sms

Specially For Girls
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Petrol Badha
Hum Chup The
Diesel Badha
Fir Bhi Chup The
Lpg Badha Fir B Kuch Nhi Bole.
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But Ab Golgappe 5 Ke Sirf 3!!!!
Ab
Chup Nhi Rahenge
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Inqalab Zindabad!!!!!

Saas bahu Funny sms

sAAS ki Demand:
Ladki
Khubsurat ho.
Padhi likhi ho.
Kam bolti ho. Ghar kam me mahir ho.
LAdKI ki Demand
SiMple.
Saas photo frame me ho.!! 

Funny girls sms 2013-2014

AAP KE NAAM PAR MAINE KALAM Uthai,
EK PHOTO BANAI,
SOCHA THA DIL SE STA KAR RAKHUNGA
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.PAR WO TO BACHON KO DARANE KE KAAM AAI.

Science kehta hai ki Pani boil karne Funny sms

Science kehta hai ki Pani boil karne
se germs mar jate hai..
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par science ko ye nahi pata ki germs ke ...
marne ke baad unki ''Dead bodies''
to pani me hi reh jati hai..
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Stupid Science..
Maa kasam bachpan se genius hu.. Lekin kabhi gharoor nahi kiya.

Ultimate serious Funny sms

Ultimate serious........ - ...
ek dam
jaanleva
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ladka- Call receive kyo
nahi kia ?
ladki - wo main .
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wo main .
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Funny boys girls sms

THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET....
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Girl: kitna seedha hai..!
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boy: kya maal hai.
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girl: nice behaviour..!
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boy: kash pat jaye..!
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