Boys Ki Do Sabse Achchhi Aadtain

Boys Ki Do Sabse Achchhi
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1) Kisi Parayi Ladki Par
Nazar Nahi Daalte Aur.....
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Dusri...
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Arz kia he

Arz kia he..
Fruit khrab nai hote,,, makhiya
khrab
karti hai,,
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. Bacche khrab nai hote,,
ye bacchiya khrab kar deti hai,,
WAAH WAAH WAAH

DiL to kehta h k Chod jaon ye Duniya

DiL to kehta h k Chod jaon ye Duniya
Phir khyal ata h k
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- mummy ji kE hone vali bahu ka kya
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('_')/ Na g Na
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Boy and girls sms 2013

Boy Teasing A Girl : Ae Chalti Kya?
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Girl : Kaha?
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Boy : Wherever You Say...
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Girl : Ok Lets Go Shopping . . . .
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ishq k charche bhi bahut hai

ishq k charche bhi bahut hai
ishq me marte bhi bahut hai...
Wah wah
wah wah
ishq ke charche bhi bahut hai,
ishq me marte bhi bahut hai...
Yaaron...
Hmne bhi ishq karke dekh liya.
Ishq me to kharche bhi bahut hai.....

8 Common lines after getting drunk

8 Common lines after getting
drunk..
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1. tu mera bhai hai.
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2. Gaadi main chalauga!
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3. Mai teri Dil se izzat kartha
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4. Aaj chad nahi rhi hai yaar!
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5. Ye mat samajh ki mai pee
kar bol raha hu!
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6. 1 Chota sa peg aur ho jaya!
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7. Tu bol bhai kya chahiye, tere
liye jaan Hazir hai!
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and best one
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8. Kal se daru Band...

Girl in shop funny sms

Girl in shop:"Bhaiya
koi valentine card hai
Jisme likha ho..
"Tum hi mera pehla
aur akhri pyar ho"
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shopkeper:"Haan hai..
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Girl:"theek hai jaldi se
"9"de do..:))

Itni taklif ek dusman ki 100 galiyo se nahi hoti

Itni taklif ek dusman ki 100 galiyo se nahi hoti
jitni
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Jitni taklif ek dost ki khamoshi de jati hai
agree krte ho ki ni

A sweet line after a huge fight

A sweet line after a huge fight:
"Chal saale ab 1 cigarette to pila"
A sweet line for a friend when scolded from
teacher:
''Chhod na yaar ye saali pagal hai..!! Apne
... piche hi padi rehti hai''
A sweet line when a group members absent:
''Saala kahi ladki k saath kone me hoga''
A sweet line when any of our friend got
dumped:
''Chodna yaar wo tere type ki nai thi''
A sweet line to a friend when we were blank
at exams:
''Saale kitni sheet bharega? Mujhe bhi to
bata''
A sweet line when all group got punished:
''Sab teri wajah se hua kanjar''
Dedicated to all my swt kaminey friends ;)8-)

Dad son funny sms 2013

Dad : Iss Baar Paas Ho Ya Fail,
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Bike Zarur Dilaunga...
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Son : Kaun Si Bike ???
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Santa banta Sms 2013

Santa Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale?
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Santa: Main Kameez Istari KarRaha Tha,
Ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Maine Jaldi Mein Phone Ki Jagah
Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li
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Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala?
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Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi
Phone Karna Tha Na......