Ek tooti prem kahani

Ek tooti PREM kahani
Fark sirf itna sa hai

Uski barat gayi,
Iski mayat uthi.

Phool us par bhi the,

Phool is par bhi the.
Mehfil waha bhi thi,

Log yaha bhi the.

Wo doli pe thi,
Yeh janaze pe tha.

Unka hasna waha,
Inka rona yaha.

Saheliya uski bhi thi,
Dost iske bhi the.

The most heart touching thought

The most heart touching thought:
“Lash paani par kyun tairti hai”

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Kyun ki dubne ke liye zindagi chahiye..!!

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..

Sir ji
Ru sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du?

Achcha dost zindgi ko jannat bnata hai.

Achcha dost zindgi ko jannat bnata hai.

Islye Meri qadar kia karo
Warna fir kehte firoge.!!

Bahti hawa sa tha wo
Yar hmara tha wo
Kaha gaya use dhundo.

Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi

Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi…….

Train mai aik husband apni wife say

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!…

Patient Doctor english sms

The patient says, 'Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.'
The doctor says, 'Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.'
mug = cup

The patient says, 'Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
The doctor says, 'Next, please.'

What's the past participle of the verb 'to ring

Teacher: What's the past participle of the verb 'to ring?'
Student: What do you think, sir?
Teacher: I don't think. I KNOW.
Student: I don't think I know either, sir.

Two children are talking

Two children are talking.

A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says

A student is talking to his teacher

A student is talking to his teacher.

Student: 'Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?'
Teacher: 'Of course not.'
Student: 'Good, because I haven't done my homework.

Guess how many coins I have in my pocket

A guy says to his friend, 'Guess how many coins I have in my pocket.'

The friend says, 'If I guess right, will you give me one of them?'

The first guy says, 'If you guess right, I'll give you both of them.'