Girls Boys Sms

Girl: Kal mein tumhare
liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun
nahi?
Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein
tere liye mangalsutra
lau to kya tu pehen
legi?

Santa Sms 2013

Santa Searching These
Keywords
On Google
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''Free Dinner In 5 Star
Hotel''
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Girls Proposal Sms

KG boy:" tu mujhse shadi
kalegi ??
Girl:" nai
Boy:" kalle na
Girl:" nai me nai kalungi
Boy:" plz kalle teko
eclairs duga
Girl:" islye to nai kalni,

Father and Son Sms

Father:" beta Is Bar
Exam Me 90%
Marks Lana,,
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Beta:" nahi 90% nahi
100% marks
launga,,
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Father:" kyu mazak kar
raha hai,,
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Ladko ke SANSKAAR Sms

4 girls sitting in group
can say:"Tera bhai
bada mast dikhta hai..
Intro to karwa.
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But 4 guys in a group
can never say:"Teri
Behento mast lagti hai.
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Lekin 1 Din DATE Pe ChaleJao, Saala Pura Khandan Dekh Leta Hai

Wen U Cry:"Koi Nahi
Dekta..
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Wen U Worried:"Koi
Nahi Dekta..
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Wen U Happy:"Koi Nahi
Dekta..
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Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai

Ek bacha
boy girl ko kiss karte
hue dekh
leta
hai.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne
do
Warna main apke
papa ko bata dunga.
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Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi
karle,
Bacha kafi try karta
hai, Par wo height me
kam reh jata
hai,
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Baccha pareshan ho
kar. “Bhaad mein gayi
duniyadari”

Funny Question

Professor:"1 Platform 2
km lambaa hai,
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Aandhi chal rahi hai,
60km/h ki
speed se Ek Train Aayi
aur Delhi se
Mumbai ki Taraf Chali
gayi..
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To Sawal ye hai ke:"
Meri Umar Kitni hai.. ??
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Sab Bachhe Hairaan ho
ke 1 Doosre ki Shakal
dekhne Lagey..
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ek Student ne Jawab
dene keliye haath
Uthaaya..
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4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki latest sms

4 Students Ne Paper Ki
Tayari Nahi Ki,
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Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya
Aur Wo Agle Din Pricipal
Ko Bole,
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Sir Hum Shadi Mein Gaye
The,
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Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre
Puncher Ho Gaya,
Hum Saari Raat Dhaka
Lagate Rahe,
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Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake,
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Pricipal Ne Maan Liye Aur
Unhe 1 Din Ka Time
Diya,
1 Din Baad Unhe 4 Alag
Rooms Mein
Bithaya,
Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya,
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Kaash wo jaan maang leta toh wo bhi de deta...

Kaash w0 jaan maang
leta t0h
w0 bhi de deti :S
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Par Zaalim ne
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