Faqeer Aur Zardari Funny Sms - 1 Rupay ki Roti

Faqeer Zardari se:
1 Rupya de do Roti khani hai,

Zardari:
100 Rupay don ga pehlay ye bata k
Meri Hukomat me 1 Rupay ki roti kahan se mil rahi hai :-)

Fakeer aur Aadmi Funny Text Sms Joke

Fakeer: Moula k naam par kuch dedo?

Admi: Tamaator khao.

Fakeer: Khaana dedo?

Admi: Tamaator khao.

Fakeer: Acha roti hee dedo?

Admi: Tamaator khao.

Fakeer: Aakhir tamator hi Q kha'aon?

Admi ki B.V aa kar boli:
Ye totla hai,
keh raha hai,
kamaa kar khao...
Faqeer: Lakh de laanat ee...

Don Funny Text Sms Joke for Only Adults

DON
K SMS Ka Intezar 11 Mulkon Ki Larkia Kr Rhi Hain
Mgr


DON

Sirf Tum Jaisay Papu Bachon Ko SMS Kerta Hy


Q K


Don tharki hai.

Funny Mobile Ghazal - Mobile Hai Har Larrki Ki Shan

"FUNNY GHAZAL"

Mobile Hai Har Larrki Ki Shan,

Call Kar K Larrkon Ko Karti Hein Pareshan,

Miss Call Aur SMS Kar K Kehti Hein Meri Jaan!,

Tumhari Aawaaz Sun'nay Ko Tarastay Hein Meray Kaan,

15 Boy Friends Bana Kar Banti Hein Pehlwaan!,

Apni Friends Ko Har Raaz Bata Kar Karti Hein Heraan,

Kehti Hein Larrkon Ko Ullu Banana Bohot Hai Aasaan,

Hosh Kar Meray Yaar Aankhen Khol K Pehchaan,

Mat Aa In Larrkiyon K Chakkar Main Ye Sub Hein Shetaan,

Ab Kisi Larrki Ki Call Aaye To Us Ko Bolna Jee Baji Jaan?,

Aur Us Ka Number Send Kar Do Mujhay,

Mein Bana Doon Ga Us Ko Aap Ki Bhabhi Jaan;-))

School Miss Se Pyar Funny Poetry Sms Joke

Bra Mushkil hai School ki "Miss" se Pyar Krna.

"AY DOST"



LOVE Letter Bheja tha,
Signature kr k 3 Galtyan Nikal di

('.')
<))>Das Yar a
/ / Koi Home
Work C ,!

Upcomming Winter Season Urdu Text Sms

Dear Weather
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Aj akhri wari dus dy
K


sweater rakh dawan k na.

Adult Funny Text Sms - 18 Year Old Girl

Girl: Main Next Month 18 ki Ho jaungi

Boy: phir Do Gi ?

Girl (Sharma k): kya?
?
?



Boy: vote .

Pathan Funny Text Sms - Pathan Aik Larki Par Gira

Bus Chali
Jhatka Laga
1 Pathan 1 Larki Par Gira

Larki boli: batamez kya kar rahe ho ?

Pathan: Baji
Allama Iqbal open university se B.A kar raha hoon.

Sardar Ne Masjid Se Jooti Chori Ki - Sardar Funny Text Sms

Sardar ne masjid se jooti chori ki or pkra gya,

Molvi: Enney jutti chuki ae
Edhi tind kr do,

Sardar: Aa ik jutti wapas le lo, te foji cuting kr do

Old Generation Vs. New Generation Poetry Funny

Old Generation:

Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaron se nahi..,,

Muhabbat aik se hoti ha hazaron se nahi..!!!


New Generation:

Chand ko b mil gai chandni, taaron ka kia hoga...?

Muhabbat aik Hi se kar li to baki hazaron ka kia hoga....? ;):D

Jokes sms in Hindi 140 words

Malum Hai aap Bahut Busy HO
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isiLiye kuchh Nahi Likha Wrna aapKo Padhna Padta.

Short Jokes - Funniest jokes

Boy 2 god- Hazaro ki kismat tere hath h,
Agr pass karde to kya bat h.
God-Galfrnds thodi kam patata to kya bat thi,
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi.

Jokes sms in Hindi 140 words

Jab reshma ki jawani ayi tab hum bachhe the
Ab shila ki jawani ayi to hum Bache wale hai
Uff ye Ladkiya sahi waqt pe jawan Kyu nahi hoti

Short Jokes, Funniest jokes

Boyfriend: Apne gharwalo ko chor diya tere liye,
Sab se rishta tod dya tere lye
Tune aj tak kiya kya h mere lye
Girlfriend: MUNNI BADNAAM HUI DARLING TERE LIYE.

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti sms

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.
Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or
Ko De Deta Hun
Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum?

Mobile jokes sms in Hindi

A Man Writing In His Diary:
“I Am An Ideal Man.
I Don”t Smoke,
Drink Or Go To Night Clubs.
I Hv Always Been Loyal To My Wife
And Don”t Flirt Wid Strange Women.
I Sleep At Eight O”clock N Wake Up Early.
I Exercise Daily N Work Regular Hours
But All This Will Change As Soon As
I Get Out Of PRISON

Jokes sms in Hindi 140 words

Raju- loffer or offer me kya anter hai ?
Shyam- agar lakda i love u bole to loffer or
Lakdi i love u bole to offer

Lrka apni Girl Friend se

Lrka apni Girl Friend se:
Meri Bachi
Meri shonu
Meri Gurya
Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?
Bolo Baby
Girl:
Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai...

Latest Funny sms 2013

Shadi 1 Aisa Din Hai
Jb,
LARKA STAGE, Pr Apni Bv K 7 Betha hota hai
Dosri KHOBSORAT LARKION Ko Dekhta Hai
Or Sochta Hai
Ye Sb aaj Se Pehly KAHA THI YAR

Joke sms Hindi

Govt.Ne Elan Kiya Hai”All Beautiful Girls & Handsom Boys Personality Tax
Diya Karien Gey
Hans Lo Hans Lo
Tumhen Kya Faraq Parhta Hai
Phans To Hum Gye Na!