Ager koi insan bepanah mahobat ker sakta hai

Ager koi insan bepanah
mahobat
ker sakta hai,
To naferat bhi ker sakta hai,
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Qki ek khubsurat shisha jab
tutata
hai,
To khaternak hathiyar ban sakta
hai

School ka wo Last day

School ka wo Last
day....
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jab sari ladkiya bina uniform
me aati hai....
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Gf: Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho

Gf: Meri mummy ko tum bahut
pasand aaye ho
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Pappu : Chal Pagli
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Kuchh bhi ho
main shadi tumse hi karunga...

The pain of missing friends is

The pain of missing friends is
realized when
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U r standing some
where nd see a group of friends having fun U smile nd say to urself
'HUM TO ISSE BHI JYADA KAMINE THE'

Girlfriend Romantic mood me

Girlfriend Romantic mood me,,

Aaj ghar mai koi nahi hai Aa jao,,
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Pappu:" Tu mere ghar aaja pagli,,

mere ghar sab log hai tera mann laga rahega

Moral:" Har ladka kamina nahi hota Koi sharif bhi hota hai Pappu ki tarah..

Ek bar Santa apni girlfriend ko apne ghar pe le ke gaya...

Ek bar Santa apni girlfriend ko apne ghar pe le
ke gaya...

Usne sari khidki darwaje band kar diye,
sari lights off kar di
gf v hot ho gayi

or Girlfriend se kaha
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Nice pictures quotes

Meri Khushi Ke Lamhey Mukhtasir Hai Is Qadar____

Guzar Jaatey Hain Mere Muskurane Se Pahle...!!

 Aoo Keh Tujh Ko Dekh K Iftaar Kar Lain

Muddat Hui Ankh Ka Roza Rakhay Huey

Love Quotes 2013

♥♥When You realize that You are
valued by Someone
When You get ready & Someone
says, You are looking good
When everyone got their
ice-cream cups except
You&Someone give You one's own
cup
When Someone knows about
Your favorite songs & play only
those songs when You are
around

A guy and a girl can be just friends Real truth

“A guy and a girl can be just friends, but
at one point or another, they will fall for
each other...Maybe temporarily, maybe
at the wrong time, maybe too late, or
maybe forever”

what is love?

Love is not a joke, Love is not a
game,
Once
you fall in love, You will never be
the same. . .
Love is never-ending, Love is
never wrong,
Love can make you weak, Love
can make you
strong. . .
Love is more than words, Love is
more than
giving,
Love can make you cry, Love can
make you sing. . .
Love is always true, Love is always
kind,
Love
is something that happens,Not
something
that you find. . .
Love is a feeling, That grows
within your
heart, Love has the power, To tear
your

FEMALE Mein MALE aata hai

FEMALE Mein MALE aata hai
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. WOMAN Mein MAN aata hai
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. SHE Mein HE aata hai
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Moral :"Ladkiya ladko k bina kuch bhi nahi
hai ....

Real Fact About friends

Real Fact..
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Grlfrnd:" Plz Don't Drink & Drive,
Accident Bahot Ho Rahe Aaj kal..!!
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Boy:" Thanks Baby, You're So
Caring..!!
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Friend:" Plz Don't Drink & Drive,
Accidents Bahot Ho Rahe ajkal..!!
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Boy:" Chal Be Saale Apne Baap Ko Mat
Sikhaa...

Girlfriend Ab aap pehle jaise nahi rahe...

Gf:" Aap cigarette mat piya karo, bohot badbu aati
hai...
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BF ne cigarette pina chhod diya..
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Gf:" aap paan, gutkha mat khaya karo... daant
kharab ho jayenge..
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Bf ne paan aur gutkha khana bhi chhod diya...
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GF:" aap bike dhire chalaya karo, kahi accident na
ho jaye...

Girls purpose sms

6th class boy propose da
10th class girl..

Boy :" i Love You.

Girl :" stupid I am older then u....!.

Boy :" I am madly in love with you..
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..Girl :" Get lost....
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Boy : "DIDI PLzzzzzzz"

Funny Dad and Son Sms

Dad : Beta maine tere liye 1
ladki dekhi h
Jo Bhagyvati hai Gunvati hai
Sarswati hai !!
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Ladkiyo ka Pyar 1000 ke note jaisa hota hai.

Ladkiyo ka Pyar 1000 ke note jaisa hota hai..
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Boy girls real love Story

Boy: I Love you,
tum is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho .
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Girl: Par tumare piche toh mujhse bhi zyada
khubsurat ladki khadi hai.
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Ladke ne mud kar dekha toh waha koi nahi tha.
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Girl: Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaar karte toh
kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte.. "I HATE YOU"

Moral: Moral woral kuch nahi, bas ladki zara tez
nikali.
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"Par Baat abhi baaki hai mere doston"
Boy: Jaise tumari marzi,
but ab ye diamond ring main kise dunga......??
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Girl: Lo! Ab main apne jaanu ke saath mazak bhi
nahi kar sakti kyaa........?? .
Ladki ne ring box main dekha.
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Girl: Ye to khaali hai... .

Jab ghar me bacha paida hota hai

Jab ghar me bacha paida hota hai
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Maa: iski naak to mujhpe gai hai
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Baap:iski ankhe to mujhpe gai hai
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Chachu:iske hath to mujhpe gaye hai
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Mama:iski smile to mujhpe gai hai
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Aur jab wahi bacha bda hoke ladki chhedta
h tb
sb bolte hai: 

ladko ke SANSKAAR Funny sms

4 girls sitting in group can say:"
Tera bhai bada
mast dikhta hai..
Intro to karwa...
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But 4 guys in a group can never
say:" Teri Behen to
mast lagti hai....
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