Gadha and Dog Funny sms

Gadha(Donkey) - Mera Maalik Bahot
Marta
Hai Yaar..
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Dog - To Tu Bhag Jaa.
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Gadha :- Nahi Yaar...
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Dog : Lekin Kyo ?
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Ladki Ka Baap Ladke Se Puchta Hai

Ladki Ka Baap Ladke Se Puchta Hai..

Baap: “Tum Meri Beti Se Kab Se Pyar Karte Ho ??

Ladka:“4 Mahine Se”

Baap:“Main Kaise Yaqeen Kar Loon ??
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Ladka: “Mat Karo 5 Mahine Baad Khud Hi Ho Jayega... 

Dost kabhi nahi badlate

Jindagi badalti hai
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Classroom se Office
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. Books se Files
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Jeans se Formal
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. Pocket money se Salary
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Mat pado inke chakkar me ladkiya hai

Mobile bana hai har ladki
ki shaan,
Miss call karke ladko ko
karti hai
paresaan,
Sms me likhti hai miss
you meri
jaan,
Teri aawaj sunne ko
betab hai
mere kaan,
4-5 boyfriend bana kar
kehti hai

Santa banta funny sms

Santa Dials A Number
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A Girl Received Santa:" Hello Kaun??
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Girl:" Main Seeta
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