Funny sms in hindi

Uff Kya Kar Rahe Ho??
Aisa Mat Karo...
Please Mat Karo...
Aisa Nahi...
Mat Dabao...
Neeche Kyun Jaa Rahe Ho??
Ho Jayega.....
Kaha Tha Mat Karo...
Ho Gaya Na....

Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne se ja rha tha to

Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne se ja rha tha to...
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to
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to kya.
Ghar k agay se guzar gya aur tumhe pata bhi nahi chala...

Mere sapno ki rani kab aaegi tu Sms

Mere sapno ki rani kab aaegi tu,
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Aae rut mastani kab aaegi tu,
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Beet jae zindagani kab aaegi tu,
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chali aa chali aa
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Oye I am talking
abt electricity!

Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

kaan mai ched Sms

Girl:wo kia hai jo lrki pehli dafa krwate hue pain ki waja se roti hai?
Pappu:kaan mai ched
MORAL:aap b apni soch pappu ki tarah saf rakho.

Happy Mango Season Sms

Chooso
Chooso
Daba daba k chooso
Dono hathon main Le k chooso
Choos Choos k Chooso.
Happy Mango Season.

Hath me lo Funny sms

Hath me lo
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Ab thook lagao
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Ab kapde se rub karo
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Phir hath me le kar us pe fingers rakho
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Ab pura hath ghuma k
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zor se
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BOWLING karao!!!

Subah lo to dil khush krti hai

Subah lo to dil khush krti hai
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Dupehar me lo to susti dur krti hai
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Raat me lo to mazay k sath thakan bhi dur krti hai.
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kya baat hai Tea ki...!

Dil jeet le woh jigar hum rakhte hai

Dil jeet le woh jigar hum rakhte hai
Katal kar de woh nazar rakhte hai
Wada kiya hai kisi se hamesa muskurane ka
Warana hum bhi ankhon mai samunder rakthe hai..

Mehak kya hai fizaao se pucho

Mehak kya hai fizaao se pucho….
Pyaar kya hai mere dil se pucho….
Tadap kya hai mere deewangi se pucho….
Hum kitne tanha hai tumhare bina….
Ye bhari mehfil se pucho….