Great indians Sms

Ek murgi ne india pakistan border pr 1 anda diya
Dono desh ek ande k liye ldne lge
Fesla hua jo dusre desh ki jyada ldkiyo ko kiss krega anda ussi ka
Indian ne 20000 pakistani ldkiyo ko kiss kiya
Pakistani exicted ho k bole
Ab hmari bari hai
Indian rehne do yar anda tum rakh lo.
:-) great indians...

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!

Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?

Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga?

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?

ailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!!

Bus Accident Man Crying

Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..

engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi

Banta: Pir hath chod dena,

to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.