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C = chant

H=heaven

H = Holy

A = almighty

T = together

Happy Navratri And Durga Puja SMS Wishes Image Wallpaper

Those empty spaces were my silent prayers,
asking Maa Durga to guide & protect YOU
always in whatever YOU do & wherever YOU are!
Happy Navratri And Durga Puja

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      Today was the day when all bad and wrong things were ended by Lord Shri Ramchandra ,
     I wish that in the same way all your worries end on this blessed day. Wish you a Happy Dussehara.

Boyfriend girlfriend sms

बेटा पापा से: पापा, ये गर्लफ्रेंड क्या होती है.
पापा: बेटा ये तुम तब समझोगे जब बड़े होओगे.
अगर तुम अच्छे लड़के निकले तो एक
तुम्हारी भी होगी.
बेटा: पर अगर मैं खराब लड़का निकला तब?
पापा: तो बहुत सारी गर्लफ्रेंड होंगी बेटा.

Sardar ne shampoo kharida

Sardar ne shampoo kharida.
Sardar- Iske sath gift hai do.

Shopkeeper- Iske sath gift nahi hai.

Sardar-Saale jhuthe,ispe likha hai Dandruff Free.

Funny sms 2012

Girl To Boy ..

Girl : Aaj Tum Koi Aisi Baat Karo
Ki Mai Khush Bhi Ho Jaau
Or

Naraz Bhi Ho Jaau.

Boy : Tum Meri Zindagi Ho ,
Lanat He Aisi Zindagi Par

Bibi apne sharabi pati

Bibi apne sharabi pati,ko sudharne ke liye bhutni ke kapdo me ghar ke bhar khadi ho gayi... 

jese hi pati aaya usne pucha tum kon.?

bibi:me bhotni

pati:hath mila me teri bahan ka pati:O:P

Latest funny sms

In plane after some drinks-
British- I will sleep now.
American- I want to work on internet.
...
German- I will relax now.
INDIAN- Saalo Aaj tumhara Bhai Plane
Chalaega.!! :P =D :D

Boy girls sms

Boy - Hii darling kaisi he?
Girl - Kon?
Boy - Tera aashiq hu Jaan!
Grl - Tu Bunty he?
Boy - Han tuje kaise pta?

Grl - Tu Bansi Lal ka ladka he?
Boy - Han par kaise pta?
Grl - Tu Ram Lal ka pota hi he na?
Boy - Han han par kaise pta chala
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Grl - Haramzade main teri Maa hu kamine, Ghar pe phone
ghuma diya tune...Tu ghar aa fir btati hu.. :D :P
thoko like

Pappu Ka Love Purpose

Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Purpose Karta Hai.
Pappu: “I Love You. Tum Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsoorat Ladki Ho”
Ladki: “Acha Par Tumhare Piche Mujhse Bhi jyada Khubsoorat Ladki Khadi Hai”

Pappu Mud Ke Piche Dekhta Hai Par Waha Koi Nahi Tha.
Ladki: “Agar Tum Sach Mein Mujhse Pyar Karte To Kabhi Piche Mud Kar Na Dekhte I Hate You”
Moral: Moral Words Kuch Ni Bas Ladki Zara Tej Nikali.
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Par Message Abi Baki Hai, Mere Dost.
Pappu: “Chalo Jaisi Tumhari Marazi, Magar Ab Ye Diamond Ring Main Kisko Dunga”
Ladki Fatafat Se Boli: “Lo… Ab Main Apne Janu Se Majak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakti“

Santa Lunch Karne Office Se Aaya

Santa Lunch Karne Office Se Aaya,
Bahar Garmi Bahut Pad Rahi Thi, Aate Hi Preeto Se Bola

Santa: “Paani Pila De”

Preeto: “Kyun Pyaas Lagi Hai?”

Santa Gusse Se: “Nahi, Gala Check Karna Hai Kahi Se Leak To Nahi Hai“

Ek Chhota Bachha Apne Pados......

Ek Chhota Bachha Apne Pados Ki Door Bell Bajata Hai Aur Bolta Hai.

Bachha: “Aunty, Mummy Ne Ek Katori Chini Mangayi Hai”

Aunty Haste Hue: “Achha Aur Kya Kaha Teri Mummy Ne?”

Bachha: “Kaha Ki Agar Vo Kuttiya Na De To Samne Wali Kameeni Se Le Aana“

Hindi salesman sms

एक सेल्समैन घर घर जाकर किताबें बेचने का काम करता था, उसने एक घर की डोरबेल बजाई तो एक महिला ने दरवाजा खोला!

सेल्समैन: मैडम मेरे पास एक किताब है, जिसमें पत्नी को रात देर तक बाहर रहने के 500 बहाने बताये गए है, क्या आप इसे खरीदना चाहेंगी?

महिला: आप को क्या लगता है कि मैं इस किताब को क्यों खरीदूं?

सेल्समैन: क्योंकि आज सुबह ही मैंने इस किताब कि एक प्रति आपके पति को बेचीं है!

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!

Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?

Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!

Santa banta sms

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
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