Ek admi ki shadi hui

Ek admi ki shadi hui, Dost se
Mashwra liya k apni Biwi ka Dil
kese
jetoon.. ??
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Friend:"Us k paas Cigret laga kar
jana
or dhuwa us k muh pe mar
k kehna:"Agar tum kaho to ye
adat
bhi chor sakta hun...:->
.

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab
Girlfriend Se Shadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai..!!

Bahut namkeen hai vo jise hum chahte hai

Bahut namkeen hai vo jise hum chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usi ko mangte hai,
Dil tarasta hai use paane ko,
Kya aapka dil nahi karta KURKURE khaane ki

Bartan kon Dhoey ga Funny sms

Boy to girl
i like 3 things in my life:
1) maggi
2) fanta
3) You
girl@Reason ? :)))
boy@maggi for eating
fanta for drinking
And you
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Ooye HoOye.!!
Bartan kon Dhoey ga :p

2 ladkiyan best friends Funny sms

2 ladkiyan best friends thi...
Ittefaq se dono ki mout ho gai
Marny k bad dono ki rooh mili
Or ek dusry se marney ki Wajah puchi
.
Pehli Boli: Main apne pati pr boht
ziada shak krti thi k
kahin Wo dusri Larkiyun se to nhi milta
Yehi soch kr 1 din mane office
se jaldi ghar aakr dekha k pati akela hi betha hai
.
ye dekh kr ma khushi se mar gai
.
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Dusri Boli: kash us waqt tum
ne "freezer" khol k dekh liya hota to na
tum khushi se marti or na main sardi se.

MBA karke pagal ho gaya Funny sms

ek admi roz ek ped ke shaakh par bethta tha...
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.
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Bolo kyun...
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Nahi pata..
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Theak hai mai hi bata deta hoon
bechara MBA karke pagal ho gaya tha ab khud ko branch manager smaj ta tha

Usne akhri mulaqat krke

Usne akhri mulaqat krke,
meri zindgi ki raat kardi..!

Abhi thik se usko jana bhi nahi tha,
ki usne jane ki baat kardi..!

Jise naaz tha gurbat pe meri,

Usne shaan paiso ki dikha kr,
zahir meri aukaat kardi..!

Jiske lahjey me sirf hum tum hua karte the..

Aaj usne sharminda mujhe,
puch kar meri jaat kardi..!

Jiski chahat me maine zamana chhoda,

"aaj usne mujhe chhod kar,
wahi siyasat mere sath kardi..!!"

Broken Heart Sms 2013

In Aankho'n Ne Raat Jab Ek Chand Mukamal Dekha...
Phir Samandar Ko Bhi Humne Hote huye Pagal Dekha..

Raat Bhar Dair Tak Karte The Teri Baatei'n Hum Khud Se...
Our Raat Bhar Samne Tera Chehra Humne Pal-Pal Dekha...

Aaj Yaado'n ki Ghtaa Toot Ke Barsi Humare Dil Pe...
Aaj Hum Ne Bhi Barasta Hua Badal Dekha...

Haafza Cheen Liya Hum Se Gham-e-Dunya Ne...
Aaj Hume Bhool Gaye Wo Jise Humne Kal Dekha...

Ek Chehra Jo Bohat Hansata Tha...
Aaj Uski Aankho'n Se Bhi Behta Hua Humne Aansoo Dekha..

Khareed layi mai tamaam gham duniya k

Khareed layi mai tamaam gham duniya k,
Apnaa badan sajaane ko...!!

Logo ko kahte suna hai maine,
Mere aansoo chahiye use muskurane ko...!!

Zindgi Me Koi Khaas Tha

Zindgi Me Koi Khaas Tha,
>
Tanhai Ke Siwa Kuch Na Paas Tha,
>
Paa To Lete Zindgi Ki Har Khushi Bhi,
>
Par Har Khushi Me Uski Kami Ka Ehsaas Tha..:(