Darling today is our anniversary

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life

Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.

Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai

Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada
ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen,
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to
8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!

Dream makes everything possible

Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush ur Teeth

what do you want for your birthday?

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla.
Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla.
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,
aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Ik sherni nach rahi si

Ik sherni nach rahi si,
usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee,
haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".

Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car

Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car, 
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!

What did the gangster's son tell his dad

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything."

Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to
sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

Tuhadi umar kinni hai?

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi

Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi,
ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha,
chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay,
keedi hawa se udd gayi.
Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi,
ambran te laundi hain udariyan."

Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.
Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka
remote 6" ka hi hota hai.

Have a Great Sunday

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday
whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday...

Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi
poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!

Bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?

Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi,
pastry thi, milk badam tha.
Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?".
Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

Can v do romance in the evening today?

Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.

It's the sweetest thing to do

It's the sweetest thing to do.
Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere!
U must never stop doing it.
It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

I Won The Lottery!

A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"

The wife says, "Oh my god! No shit?! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

The husband yells back, "It doesn't matter. Just get the hell out!"

Mubarak ho aapko 'NAVRATRI' ka tyohar

Bajre ki roti,
aam ka achar,
suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar,
chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar,
mubarak ho aapko 'NAVRATRI' ka tyohar.

PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO

PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,
KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO,
NA RAHE KOI GAM KA EHSAS;
AISA Navratra UTSAV IS saal ho, , . .
HAPPY NAVRATRA.

This Navratri, may you be blessed with good fortune

This Navratri, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
Happy Navratri

Memories of moments celebrated together

Memories of moments celebrated together…….
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever…….
Make me Miss You even more this Navratri.

Long live the tradition of hindu culture

Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up.
Best Wishes for Navratri

Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai

Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai, sabke dilo ko marm milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. ” SHUBH NAVRATRI.

Maa durga se vinti hai ki...

Maa durga se vinti hai ki apke jeevan main sukh,samradhe, dhyan,yash pradaan kare.Happy Navratra

This Navratri light the lamp of happiness

This Navratri light the lamp of happiness, prosperity and knowledge, Happy
Navratri!

May the festival of Navratri

May the festival of Navratri bring joy and prosperity in your life, Happy
Navratri!

Khushian ho overflow, masti kabhi na ho low

Khushian ho overflow, masti kabhi na ho low, apnonka  surur chaya rahe, Dil
me bhari maya rahe, shohrat ki ho bauchhar, aisa aaye aapke liye dandia ka
tyohar!

May GOD DURGA give prosperous to you and to your family

Today is first NAVRATRA. May GOD DURGA give prosperous to you and to your
family.May her blessings be always with you.
“JAI MATA DIÃ

May Maa Durga empower u & ur family

May Maa Durga empower u & ur family with her Nine Swaroopa of Name, Fame,
Health, Wealth, Happiness, Humanity, Education, Bhakti & Shakti.
*HAPPY NAVRATRAS

May this navratre give u...

May this navratre give u…
*shanti
*shakti
*sampati
*swarup
*saiyam
*saadgi
*safalta
*samridhi
*sanskar
*swaasth
*sammaan
*sarswati
aur
*sneh…

Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai

Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai, sabke dilo ko shurur milta hai, jo bhi jata
hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. ” SHUBH NAVRATRI.

May This Navratri be as bright as ever

May This Navratri be as bright as ever.
May this Navratri bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.

Mata Rani meri aur apki manokamna puri karey

Maa Durge,
Maa Ambe,
Maa Jagdambe,
Maa Bhawani,
Maa Sheetla,
Maa Vaishnao,
Maa Chandi,
Mata Rani meri aur apki manokamna puri karey..
JAI MATA DI.

Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho

Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur maa durga ke ashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho...
‘HAPPY NAVRATRIÃ