Funny sms, Laugh Sms

Mobile ka fayda kiss ko?

 

Mobile Ka sb se ziyada Faaida pakistani qoum ne uthaya.
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Ab bath room me Mom bati le jaane ki Zaroorat nhi Parti..

5 Janwar Jo Pani Main Hain

 

Teacher to sardar:
“5 janwaro k nam batao jo pani me rahte he?”
Sardar: “Fish”
Teacher:
“Good and baqi 4?”
Sardar:
“Fish di Maa, Pio, Pehn tay Pra”

Sentence during exam

 

THE ANGRY MOMENT!
when u tell ur friend a sentence during exam and he says:’nahin yar ye nahin tha’
and u are like,
‘dafa ho khud he kr le phr’ :@

 

 

 

Funny Sms

Pyari Behna…



Palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
National Zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe….!!!

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaye to darna mat,
Raakhi nikaal na aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna…

Mile tujhe ek smart si Dulhan…

Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho
Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho
Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan
Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho! :)

Funny Sharabi Shayari in Hindi

Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai… :)

Funny Shayari SMS in Hindi

Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!

Funny Shayari in English

Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga,
Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho…

Funny Shayari on Raksha Bandhan

Bhagwan kare tujhe bahut pyaar mile
sabhi ladkiyan tujhe baandhe rakhi
tujhe jeevan bhar ka unka saath mile.
Happy Raksha Bandhan.