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Mobile ka fayda kiss ko?

 

Mobile Ka sb se ziyada Faaida pakistani qoum ne uthaya.
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Ab bath room me Mom bati le jaane ki Zaroorat nhi Parti..

5 Janwar Jo Pani Main Hain

 

Teacher to sardar:
“5 janwaro k nam batao jo pani me rahte he?”
Sardar: “Fish”
Teacher:
“Good and baqi 4?”
Sardar:
“Fish di Maa, Pio, Pehn tay Pra”

Sentence during exam

 

THE ANGRY MOMENT!
when u tell ur friend a sentence during exam and he says:’nahin yar ye nahin tha’
and u are like,
‘dafa ho khud he kr le phr’ :@