What is the full form of MATHS?

Sir to Student: “What is the full form of MATHS?”
student thinks hard & answers, “Mentaly Affected Teachers Harming students” !

Kiss sms 2013

Mom- Itni Raat Gaye Kaha Gaye The?
Beta- Apni Girlfriend Se Milne.
Mom- Kis Liye?!
Beta- Haa Mom, Bahut KISS Liye!!

Pappu was taking naked bath in a jungle

Pappu was taking naked bath in a jungle.
All animals were laughing at him.
Pappu:Why ru laughing?
Animals:Ha Ha.. Your tail is in FRONT SIDE

Reactions of girls wen de lost their purse

Reactions of girls wen de lost their purse
Poor girl: my money Rich girl: my credit card
bt Sweet n beautiful girl: oh shit ROCKY ki photo

Funny Shayari For u

Shayari 4 u
Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah) Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah)
Tere pyar ka saya,(wah wah wah)
2 Minute ruk Main Susu karke aaya

Invented Funny sms

Americans Invented Mobile, iPhone, Cellphone.
Japanese Invented SIM Card.
Indians Invented Missed Call.!

kissi nahi di funny sms

Mom: Kyu rote ho
Son: Dad ne mujhe kissi nahi di
Mom: Tumne unko Table nahi sunaya hoga
Son: bazU wali aunty ko kaunse tables aata he

izool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur.. BEWAkuf mil gaya

Oye Hoye Mil Gaya Balle-Balle Mil Gaya,
DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya,
Apna Sara Kaam Chod K Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur..
BEWAkuf mil gaya

PYAR or “ISHQ” mein kya frk hai

Teacher- “PYAR” or “ISHQ” mein kya frk hai?
Stud – Sir”Pyar”wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai. or “ISHQ” wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey hai

What is diffrence between Problem & Talent?

What is diffrence between Problem & Talent? so simple….
2 boys love 1girl = Problem!
1boy love 2 girls = Talent!

Lord Shiv and bhakt Funny sms

Lord Shiv- kuch var mango
Bhkt- guiter do
Shiv- aur kuch mango
Bhkt- nai guiter
Shiv- murkh!mere pas guiter hota to DUGDUGI kyu bajata..!

Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao Sms

Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO” k numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me “HAKEEMO” ke..!