Life is too short..............

Life is too short to wake up in the

morning with regrets. So love the people

who treat you right, forget about the

ones who don’t and believe that

everything happens for a reason. If you

get a chance, take it. If it changes your

life, let it. Nobody said that it’d be easy,

they just promised it would be worth it.

Funny Girls boys sms

18 year old boy : Will u be my
gf...???
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18 year old girl : No, get lost...
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5 year old boy : Will u be my gf...???
18 year old girl : Awwwwwww So
sweet... yes yes, i will....
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combination of girl and boys

Smart Boy + Smart naari=
Affair
jari.
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.Smart Boy + Bevkuf nari=
paw
bhari.
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Sexy sms 2013

Boyfriend : I want to kiss you . . !
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Girlfriend : Nahi , m pregnant ho jaungi..
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Boyfriend : Kiss se pregnant????
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Meaning of "GF"

Bhai ko Bhai se juda kr deti he -"GF"
Maa ko Bete se juda kr deti he -"GF"
Pati aur Patni ke Beech Jhagda paida kr deti he - "GF"
Insan ko Duniya se juda kr deti he- "GF"
Ghar me Jhagda karwa deti he -"GF"

"GF" matlab - GALAT FEHMI
Jo is waqt aapko hui he.

Girl Friend to Bechari Masoom hotihai

Court Me Pappu Talaak Ke Liye Gaya

Court Me Pappu Talaak Ke Liye Gaya
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Pappu Judge Se Bola :- Sir, I Am Not
Happy With My Wife,,
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Husband Biwi Funny Sms

Biwi ne Husband ko call
kiya:- Kaha ho tum ??
.
Husband:- Tumhe woh
Jwellery shop yaad hai
jahan
tume ek diamond ka
set pasand aaya tha
aur tab mere pass itne
paise nahi the ki main
wo tumhe leke de
sakun..
.
Wife :- Haan yaad hai...

ULTIMATE TRUTH About Love

ULTIMATE TRUTH !!
.
Jab 1 Ladki 1 Ladke ke liye roti hai..
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Toh iska matlab..wo usse beintehaa
pyaar karti hai..
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Par jab 1 ladka 1 ladki ke liya rota
hai...
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Toh iska matlab..Duniya mein uss
ladki ko usse
zyada pyaar koi nahi kar skta..

Cockroach 140 character Funny sms

Salesman: sir, cockroach
k liye powder loge kya?
Santa: " Nahi, hum
cockroach ko itna laad-
pyar nahi karte! >:/ 3-|
Aaj powder laga denge
to kal sala DEO
mangega!! :|

Tujhey Bhula Diya ho Funny Sms

Jis chehre ko dekh kar
haste
the
hum,
aaj usi ne "Rula diya"
.
.
khud ne
to phone kiya nahi,
humne kiya to .
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Heart Touching Story About Love

Heart Touching Story
(Must Read)
Aik ladki roz jab college
se ghar ati to mujh
ko apne ghar k bahar
khada dekhti..
Aisa roz hota tha, even
pura 1 saal beet gaya
aur wo me roz us ko
apne ghar k samne
nazar
ata..
Me kuch nahi kehta tha
bas chup chaap kabhi

When I First Met Youuuu

When I first met you
I didn't know what to say
But when I got to know you
Everything went okay

At first we were confused
but later we found out
that we both were abused
when we really needed out

I told you how I felt
and you did the same
But look at us now
with our hearts now in tame

I wish I had told you
but I kept it a secret
That I really do love you
And you won't be a regret