Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo...Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao...Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo...
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bite
the neck gently chewq the breast softly soread the legs slowly suck the
juice exitingly this is the way to eat tandori chicken
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A
GIRL WENT TO UMBRAILA SHOP SHE ASKED TO REPAIR UMBRAILA HE SAID RAMOVE
TOP PART SHE TOLD WHAT EVER DO WATER MUST NOT GO INSIDE...
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pakro
usko kamar se or ghar le jao, uski gardan pakar ke apne qareeb lao, us
ke honto se hont lagao or saari... coca cola pi jao brrrrrrrrrr
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insano
k kandho pe insan ja rha tha,kafan me lipta ek arman ja rha tha,Jise
mili thi bewfai pyar me.Wafa ki talash me wo shamshan ja rha tha
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It's
the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a
sofa, in the car or anywhere! It's called Prayer! God bless ur naught
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If
ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved
with u, then don't hesitate, JUST SLAP URSELF mistake aap ki hogi
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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think its right time, we sould talk about sex. Daughter: Sure mom, What do u want to know?..
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Touch
it gently.Put ur finger inside.If hole is big put three fingers.Rub it
up & down gently.that's the right way of washing the glass
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DUNIYA ME SIRF POSTMAN HI KYO HAI... POST WOMAN KYO NAHI... KYOKI WO DELEVERY KARNE ME 8 SE 9 MAHINE LAGATI HAI
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A
beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything
to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR Buks & study
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WO KYA DIN THE JAB TUMHE LOG KISS PE KISS KIYA KARTE THE. PAR TUMHARI PHOOTI KISMAT TO DEKHO TAB TUM HUGGIGE PEHNA KARTE THE...
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kuch
log rat ko ek baar karte hai , kuch log 2 ya 3 baar karte hai, kech log
sari ki sari raat karte hai, tab jaake kahi unka mobile charge
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Arz kiya hai.. College se nikalte hi kitab sine se laga leti ho! Hum kya mar gaye jo khud hi dabaa leti ho!
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Ladki
& Tea me hamesha 7Qualitis dekho: 1. Garam ho 2. Gori ho 3. Tez ho
4. Meethi ho 5. Doodh zyada ho 6. Do minute me taiyar ho.
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In
a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty...
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pahlay
hat ma lo phir mon mal lo phir tokh laghao phir sidha karoo phir sorakh
ma daloo uf kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna...
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teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya tujhe karu khada ya fir teri juka-jukake lu? ab tu hi bata ki mein teri... photo kaise lu...
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Teacher
: Dhutrastra ke 100 putra they : Pandu ke sirf 5 aisa Q? Student : Sir,
kyuki jinki aankhey hoti hai unko aur bhi kaam hote hai...
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Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed.
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Seen at some sports meet where the cycling champions were felicitated by the pool hosting women's event.
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Plan
For Future:Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Ram: I
want 2 b a pilot. Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor. Deepa: I wan 2.
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WHY
AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON? A. COZ
PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON.
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girl:
agar meri lft leg ka lunch bana ho or right ka dinner to tum kya pasand
karogay Boy: main lunch aur diner ke beech shaam ki chai pina.
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Jab vo andar jayega toh Dard hoga pehli baar aisa hi hota hai par tum aawaaz mat karna warna sabko pata chal jayega ki TUM....
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How do u teach a blonde maths? U subtract her chlothes Devide her legs And square root her...
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He
took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts
his lips on mine, but don't worry : I'm a bottle of wine!
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Girl Friend Ke Saath, Kamre Ke Andhar, Table Ke Upar, Batti Ke Neeche, De Tacatac.... Tacatac.. De Tacatac.... Tacatac.
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Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun, Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka" "Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai, Patta Patta Gulab Ka.
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Diagram
In Book Was Not Clear.. So,Madam Drew Diagram On Blackboard And
Announced.. "Don't Look At Book Figure, Look At My Figure
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Uffo Kia Kerte Ho Duur Hat Jao Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia Soche Ga ?? Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ? Uff Abi Nhi Krona Akele Me Krna
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Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho Larka Kis Ka ? Larki Apni Bhen Ki Bhains Ka...
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