Small jokes in Hindi 2013

Pehla Bhyanak joke of 2013.
phone rings tring tring..
1st: hello roshni he?
2nd: nahi he..
1st: nahi he to mombatti jala lo ho jayege.

Small jokes in Hindi

I Love
I Love u
I Love u
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*I Love u
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I love u So much
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Bus Yehi kehna chahti thi
heer ranjha se. magar bechari ko ENGLISH nahi aati thi*

Meri Aankhe Rakh Lo

Meri Aankhe Rakh Lo
Mujhe Kuch Khwab Dedo
Jisme Teri Jhalak Ho
Aesi Sharab Dedo
Chalo Choro Sari Bate,
Aisa Kro
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2 Roti Or Thodi Dal Dedo.

Kya Apka dil nai krta “Dairy Milk” Khaane ka

Bahot sweet hai wo jinhe hum chahte hai,
Hr pal Khuda se usiko mangte he
Dil tarasta he use pane ko
Kya Apka dil nai krta
“Dairy Milk” Khaane ka

New jokes in Hindi

1 admi ne 100 times khoon daan kark record bnaya
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko prize diya
ye kehte hue ki
Apne Nahi PiyaTabi to Hmne Liya

thoda sa DHEELA kr do

Dentist to GOLU-Apka daant nikalna padega
GOLU-paise lagenge?
Dentist 200
GOLU- ye lo 50 rupye thoda sa DHEELA kr do
nikaal me khud lunga

Jokes sms in Hindi 140 words

Malum Hai aap Bahut Busy HO
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isiLiye kuchh Nahi Likha Wrna aapKo Padhna Padta.

Short Jokes - Funniest jokes

Boy 2 god- Hazaro ki kismat tere hath h,
Agr pass karde to kya bat h.
God-Galfrnds thodi kam patata to kya bat thi,
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi.

Jokes sms in Hindi 140 words

Jab reshma ki jawani ayi tab hum bachhe the
Ab shila ki jawani ayi to hum Bache wale hai
Uff ye Ladkiya sahi waqt pe jawan Kyu nahi hoti

MUNNI BADNAAM HUI DARLING TERE LIYE.

Boyfriend: Apne gharwalo ko chor diya tere liye,
Sab se rishta tod dya tere lye
Tune aj tak kiya kya h mere lye
Girlfriend: MUNNI BADNAAM HUI DARLING TERE LIYE.

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.
Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or
Ko De Deta Hun
Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum?

Mobile jokes sms in Hindi

A Man Writing In His Diary:
“I Am An Ideal Man.
I Don”t Smoke,
Drink Or Go To Night Clubs.
I Hv Always Been Loyal To My Wife
And Don”t Flirt Wid Strange Women.
I Sleep At Eight O”clock N Wake Up Early.
I Exercise Daily N Work Regular Hours
But All This Will Change As Soon As
I Get Out Of PRISON

Girls and Handsom Boys Personality Tax

Govt.Ne Elan Kiya Hai”All Beautiful Girls & Handsom Boys Personality Tax
Diya Karien Gey
Hans Lo Hans Lo
Tumhen Kya Faraq Parhta Hai
Phans To Hum Gye Na!

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