Santa banta funny sms

Ponting retired at 37;
Ganguly at 38;
And Dravid at 39.
Now Sachin who turns 40 also wants to break the record of being the last to retire from all forms of cricket!

Tu sohni tera roop sohna par tu sohni ni kaha sakdi

BOY:-Tu sohni tera roop sohna par tu sohni ni kaha sakdi, sohni tan dariya paar karke aa gayi c,par tu period miss karke ni aa sakdi.

LADKI:-Main sohni mera roop sohna main sohni v kaha sakdi, ik tere kalle layi main class de 25 ranjhe chad k ni aa sakdi.

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan,

Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,

Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,

Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan

Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai

Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin,

Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin.....

Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai,

SMS padhne se nahi....

Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain

Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain,

2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain,

3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,

agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai

Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja Funny sms

Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey!
Bhagwan apko Naukri de!
Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe!
Bhagwan apko Barkat de!

Yaad ho gaya?

Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja

Hindi Funny Sms

Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.

Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.

Inse sikho Mahavir Jayanti SMS

Inse sikho
Seva=Shravan se
Mitrata=krishan se
Maryada=Ram se
Daan=Karn se
Lakshay=Eklavya
Ahinsa=Buddha
Tapasya=Mahavir se
Happy Mahavir Jayanti !!

Adopt the path of Truth,

Adopt the path of
Truth,
Knowledge and
Non violence
Happy Mahavir Jayanti 2 all..!!

Mahivar Jayanti ka tyohaar

Arihant ki boli
Siddhon ka saar
Acharyon ka path
Sadhuon ka sath
Ahinsa ka prachar
Mubarak ho aapko
Mahivar Jayanti ka tyohar..

Mahavir Jayanti SMS

Hopefully Preaching of Lord Mahavir

Hopefully Preaching of Lord Mahavir
ie. right faith (samyak-darshana),
right knowledge (samyak-jnana),
and right conduct (samyak-charitra)
together give us the real path
to attain the liberation of one’s self.
Happy Mahavir Jayanti!

Mahavir Jayanti 2013 SMS Messages

    I always ask Lord Mahavir
    to give you what you DESERVE,
    Not what you DESIRE…!!
    It is because your Desires may be few…
    Happy Mahavir Jayanti 2013..

    May the holy words show you…
    the path to never ending happiness…
    Sending you warm wishes…
    Happy Mahavir Jayanti..”