Gujar jayenge Apke pas se hawa bankr Hindi sms

Gujar jayenge Apke pas se hwa bnkr..

Beh jayenge ankho se anshu Bnkr..

Aj to Apke Pas Fursat Nhi He..

Yad kroge jab rah Jayenge Yade Bnkar..

Mohabbat Bayan Karne Ke Liye

Alfaaz To Bahut Hain,
Mohabbat Bayan Karne Ke Liye ..!!
♥
Par Jo Khamoshi Nhi Samjh Sakte,
Wo Alfaaz Kya Samjhenge ..!!♥ ♥ ♥

Teri yaad me deewane hoke hum chale

Teri yaad me deewane hoke hum chale..
Duniya ko bhool mastane hoke hum chale..
Tu kya jaane is dil ka haal kya hai..
Hum kya The aur kya hoke hum chale..

Tum ne sambhaala To bedar hoke hum chale..
Zameen ki dhool se zindagi banke hum chale..

Aise Bhi Muhabbat Ki Saza Deti Hai Duniya

Aise Bhi Muhabbat Ki Saza Deti Hai Duniya,

Mar Jayen To Jeene Ki Dua Deti Hai Dunya,

Hum Kon Se Momin Thay Jo Alzam Na Sehtey,

Patthar ko Bhagwaan Bana Deti Hai Dunya,

Yeh Zakhm Muhabbat Ka Hai Dikhana Na Kisi Ko,

La Ker Sar-e-Bazaar Saja Deti Hai Dunya,

Pyar aur Dosti means

Pyar wo h jb hm 1 nariyal me do pipe dal k pite h

Bt

Dosti wo h jb hm 1 nariyal me 1 pipe dalkar apne dost se kehte h

"Le be bhikhari pura mt pina. .;)

Love sms 2013 in hindi

Unhe Nafrat thi Humse to Izhaar Kyu Kiya.

Dena tha Zehar to Pyar Kyu Kiya?

Dekr Zehar Kehte hai Pina Hoga,

Jab pi Gaye to Bole Tumhe Meri Kasam Jina Hoga..

Ek aurat ko dusre sahar me job lagi

Ek aurat ko dusre sahar me job lagi.

Wahan pahunch kar usne soncha k apne pati ko msg kr du.
Galti se wo msg kisi or k pas chala gaya.

Jiske pas msg gya wo aadmi apni patni ko dafnaa kar aaya tha.

Wo aadmi msg padhte hi behos ho gaya.

Msg kuch aisa tha.
Mai yahan kharieyat se pahunch gayi hoon ji,
Yahan mobile ki v subidha hai,
Tum udaas mat hona,
2-3 din me tumhe v apne paas bula lungi...

When a Guy does Something Wrong

When a Guy does Something Wrong... Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/ When a Girl does Something Wrong... Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me
feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

FACEBOOK Funny STORY

FACEBOOK STORY:
Add as friend
Approve -> Write something on wall
Intro
Everyday chatting
Ask number phone
Messaging
Calling
Meeting
Express love
Make relationship status
Hangout
Misunderstanding–
Fight –
Break up –
Unfriend –
Block and
THE END

GIRLS Ki Shopping

GIRLS Ki Shopping..
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Inhe Kharidna Kuch Nahi Hota
Bas Ye Dekho,
Wo Dekho,
.
Oh Ye Kya Hai.. ??
.
Waow Wo Kya Hai.. ??
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Ye Kitne Ka Hai.. ??
.
Wo Kitne Ka Hai.. ??
5 Ghante Sirf Ghoom Kar Apna

PAK GAYA TERI BAATE SUN KE Funny sms

2 Ladies Ped K Neeche Baithi
Kaafi Der Se Baatein Kar Rahi Thi
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Achanak 1 Aam Gira!
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Lady:"yeh January Me Aam Kese Gira
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Aam Bola:"PAK GAYA TERI BAATE SUN KE.

1 larki ko 1 larkay se pyar ho gaya

1 gaon me 1 larki ko 1 larkay se pyar ho gaya mgar larkay ne larki ko thukra dia

Larki ne khud’kushi ka faisla kia or raat ko darya me kood gai mgar wahan 1 larkay ne darya me kood kr uski jaan bacha li

Mgar logon ne un 2no ko dekh lia or ghalt ilzam lganay shuru kr diye Larka bhag gaya or logon ne larki ko gaon se nikaal dia.

.

Ab wo larki gali gali ye awaz lagati phirti hy

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jabardast Joke in hindi

jabardast Joke..
Bnta to Snta..
Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus
me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet
me jabardast gas ban gyi h..
Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha
h..
.
Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue
aapne v bade smartly trick se
gane ki dhun me dhun milate
hue releas kr di..

hindi Suicide sms 2013

BIHAR..me 1Train k niche
100 BIHARI aa gaye!
99 Mar geye,
1 Bach gaya.
Reporter ne Usse Puchha,
'Ye Sab Kese hua?'
BIHARI- Galat Announcement hua,
'Shatabdi Express Platform par aa rahi hai!'
To Sab Ghabra k Platform se Utarkar Patri par Aa gaye!
Par Train Platform par nahi,
Patari par Aayi.
Reporter-Aur Aap Samajhdar Nikle Jo Patri par nahi utre!
BIHARI-Ji nahi,
Mai to Suicide krne Aaya tha,
Announcmnt Sunkar Patri se Hatkar Platform Pe Let gaya tha.

Government Ka Bridge Tender sms

Government Ka Bridge Ka Tender Nikla.
.
Ek Madrasi Ne 30 Lakh Ka Quotation Diya.
.
Authorities Ne Puchha : "Kaise ?"
.
Madrasi Ne Kaha :
"20 Lakh Ka Material
5 Lakh Ka Labour
5 Lakh Mera Munafa"
.
Gujrati Ne 90 Lakh Ka Quotation Diya.
.
Authorities Ne Puchha :
"Itna Mahenga Kaise ?"
.
Gujrati Bola :
"30 Lakh AapKe
Aur
30 Lakh Mere"
.
Authorities Ne Puchha :
"Aur Bridge Ka Kya ?"
.
Gujrati Bola :
"Bridge Madrasi Banayega."
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Gujrati Got the Tender !

Sharabi sms in hindi

Ek aadmi raat ko sharab peeke ghar aaya aur soye- Soye Bhagwan ko pyara hogaya,,
.
Upar jaake usne ek aur jeene ka chance maanga,,
.
Bhagwan ne use murgi bana ke bhej diya,,
Murgi banke usne ek anda diya,,
Anda deke woh bahut khushhua,,
.
Jaise hi woh dusra anda dene laga,,
Uske sar pe kisi ne juta maara,,
.
AUR Jab usne aankhe kholi toh dekha ki Biwi chilla rahi thi,,
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UTH JAA SAALE,
BISTAR PE POTTY KIYE JAA RAHA HAI

Hindi true story

Ek time meri girlfriend ne mujhe apne
ghar bulaya,
Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai,
Uski
choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi Muskura k boli
aap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar par koi
nahi hai.
Mai akeli hu,
Mai muskraya
aur,Apni bike ki taraf wapasjane laga..
To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur Meri sharafat ki tareef karte
huey.. Mujhe gale lagaya aurkaha,
Hum
ko
rishta manzur hai..
AB MAI KYA BATAU...??
Ki Mai to bike ko
lock karne gaya tha..

Fees maafi k liye application

To,
The Principal
High school,
Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje
fees k liye Rs.500 diye the.
100 ki film dekhi,
150 ki drink,
50 ka Girlfriend ka Recharge karva
diya,
200 science wali mam par shart
haar gaya.
Mai samajta tha k unka sirf Maths
wale Sir k sath chakkar hai, par
unka to aapke sath b chakkar
nikla!
Ab apke paas 2 hi raste he:
Meri fees maaf ya Aapke raaz ka
pardaafaash!
Thanx
Ur sincerely
Apki beti ka boyfriend ;)

Aadmi ko yad rakhna chahiye k chudail b aurat hi hoti hai

Chudail ne 60 saal k shadi shuda jode se kaha Mai tum dono ki
1-1 wish puri kr skti hun. 

Wife = Main apne pati k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hun.. 

chudail ne charkhi ghumai 2 tickts aa gayi .

Fir pati se poocha tum btao kya chahte ho ?? 

Pati = Mujhe apne se 30 saal choti wife chaiye.. ! 

Chudail ne charkhi ghumai or pati ko 90 saal ka kr dia 

Moral- Aadmi ko yad rakhna chahiye k chudail b aurat hi hoti hai.

Funny sms Saasu Sasur

1 Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka
pyar dekhne
k liye dariya me kood gayi 1
damad ne bacha
liya...
.
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Saas ne use Car di 2nd day fir kudi
.
.
2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike
mili..
.
3rd day fir kudi..
.
.
3rd damad ne socha"Cycle hi reh
gayi hai, kya
fayda"
Aur saas doob gayi Agle din us
damad ko
Mercedes mili
Kaise.. ??
.
.
.
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Sasur ne di...:S

Aajkal mummy k favorite dialogs

Aajkal mummy k favorite
dialogs..
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Bhgwan kre aag Lag jaye iss
mobile Me..
ghuss jaa, ghus jaa, aur andar
ghus ja
mobile k
.
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Teri anguliya h ya machine?
Pure din, tk tk, tk tk.
.
.
rat k 2 bj rhe h, abi tk soya nhi
kya?
aji sunte ho..!!
Iski to shadi hi mobile se kra
dete h.. ;) :p
agree toh share plss !!