SUPER JOKE MUST READ

"GF: i Love u baby.
BF: (softly) i Love u 2
GF: aise kyn bola?
BF: bas thoda mood sa off tha.
GF: dosto k sth to bade khush rehte ho,mere sth hi drame.
Bf:(pyar se) aisa kch nai jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nai.
GF: haan abhi dost ph kardega to 2 sec mai tabiyat theek ho jaye gi....
BF: dost kahan se agye, mera mood thoda upset hai bas.
GF: mere sth hi ye sb hota hai, frnds k sath njoy krte ho,badi has k pics click karwate ho. Ya koi aur ladki pasand agyi?
BF: (aur jyada pyar se) arrey, kahan se kahan baat le ja rhi ho?
GF: aj sb clear hoga!
BF: kya clear karna hai jaanu, aisa kya hogya??
GF: (khud confused) jb tm khud clear nai, tmhe kch pata nai to mai kya bolu?
BF: (trying to act smart) tmhe hua kya hai, kis baat pe upset ho. Btao.
GF: tmhri sangati kharab hai!
BF: mere sth to tm ho
GF: ab bohot hogya,ab aur nai
BF: (ful crashed) hua kya hai, ye to bta do
GF: hm ab sth nai reh sakte
BF: ye baat kahan se ayi
GF: i want break up

I love you funny story

"GF: i Love u baby.
BF: (softly) i Love u 2
GF: aise kyn bola?
BF: bas thoda mood sa off tha.
GF: dosto k sth to bade khush rehte ho,mere sth hi drame.
Bf:(pyar se) aisa kch nai jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nai.
GF: haan abhi dost ph kardega to 2 sec mai tabiyat theek ho jaye gi....
BF: dost kahan se agye, mera mood thoda upset hai bas.
GF: mere sth hi ye sb hota hai, frnds k sath njoy krte ho,badi has k pics click karwate ho. Ya koi aur ladki pasand agyi?
BF: (aur jyada pyar se) arrey, kahan se kahan baat le ja rhi ho?
GF: aj sb clear hoga!

Dil Bhare Sms

ahista ahista jao ke dil ko khabar no ho
ahista ahista jao ke dil ko khabar na ho
dadhkanein ruk jayein kahin na aisa un par asar na ho ,,,,

barhi dard se yeh baat main kah raha hoon
chupke se sunlo tum zakhamon ko khabar na ho
ahista ahista jao ke dil ko khabar na ho ,,,,

le jaao mere dil se yaadien kya karunga ab unka main yeh soch kar mere khayalon ka bura hashar na ho
ahista ahista jao ke dil ko khabar na ho ,,,

kya haal hoga mera yeh tum na kabhi sochna bhi
har haal mein jee lenge saansein bhi agar na ho
ahista ahista jao ke dil ko khabar na ho ,,,
ahista ahista jao ke dil ko khabar no ho
ahista ahista jao ke dil ko khabar na ho

dadhkanein ruk jayein kahin na aisa un par asar na ho

Heart Touching Sms 2013

anjaan thay vo pahle, ab jaan ban gaye hai
kismat ne milaya ki hamari pahchan ban gaye hai
khush rakhna aye raba hamesha unhe
jo is chere ki muskaan ban gaye hai

Chhutega Na Saath Kabhi Tera-Mera

Dil, Jaan, Aur Jigar Nisaar Karenge,
Pyaar Kiya Hai Aur Pyaar Karenge..!!

Kabhi Na Kabhi Toh Mil Jaoge Tum,
Hum Us Waqt Ka Intezaar Karenge..!!

Chhutega Na Saath Kabhi Tera-Mera,
Qayamat Tak Hum Aitbaar Karenge..!!

Karegi Salaam Har Pal Dhadkan Meri,
Hum Is Dil Ko Tera Darbaar Karenge..!!

Tere Naam Ke Saath Jude Mera Naam,
Hum Khud Ko Is Kabil Taiyaar Karenge..!!

Woh Din Bhi Aaye Kabhi Zindagi Mein,
Har Saans Par Tera Deedaar Karenge..!!

Sambhal Na Paaoge Tum Apne Dil Ko,
Itni Mohabbat Hum Aye Yaar Karenge..!!

Tujh Ko Bana Le Jo Mera Umar Bhar,
Har Hunar Woh Hum Iktiyaar Karenge..!!

Mil Jaaye Ab Humare Ishq Ko Makaam,
Khuda Se Yeh Dua Baar-Baar Karenge..!!

Mohabbat Kya Cheez Hoti Hai

Rehnewalon Se Nahi,
Jaanewalon Se Pucho
Ki Zindgi Kya Cheez Hoti Hai.

Panewalon Se Nahi,
Khonewalon se Pucho
Ki Izzat Kya Cheez Hoti hai.

Amiron Ko Kya Dekthe Ho,
Zara Garibon Se Pucho Ki
Daulat Kya Cheez Hoti Hai.

Arre Jiss Ne Dil Diya Hai Usse Nahi,
Jiska Dil Toota Hai Usse Pucho Ki
Mohabbat Kya Cheez Hoti Hai.

Gud Evening sms

Zindagi se koi cheez maango to
aise
maango jaise tumhare baap ki ho.
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