Aaj pehli baar tum class me baat kar rahi ho

Teacher:"Aaj pehli baar tum
class me
baat kar rahi ho..
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hamesha tum nazre jhuka ke
meri
baate sunti thi kya ho gya hai
tumhe.. ??
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Aanchal:"sir ji net pack khatm
ho gya
hai..

Santa Dekh Teri Biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai

Santa:" Dekh Teri Biwi ko saanp
kaat raha
hai...
kuch to kar...
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Banta:" Abe wo kaat nahi raha...
Uska
'zehar' khatam ho gaya hai to wo RECHARGE Karwane aaya hai

Sir:" Samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye

Sir:" Samajh tujhe 10
laddu diye..
.
Student:" Mujhe.. ???
.
Sir:" Samajh na tere
baap ka kya jata hai...
Usme se 5 laddu maine
le liye to
tere pass kitne
bache..???
Student:" 20
Sir:" Kaise.. ??
Student:" Samajh na
tere baap ka kya jaata
hai...

Universal truth

Insaan Kabhi 4 Cheezo Se Khush
Nhi
Ho sakta..!!
1)• Mobile
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2)• Auto Mobile
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3)• TV
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&...
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4)• BIWI
Kyon ki... Aksar inke achche-achche Model
padosi ke paas hote hai..!!!

1 Dost ne dusre dost se dosti khatam kard

1 Dost ne dusre dost se
dosti
khatam kardi..
.
.
2nd Dost udaas nahi tha..
kisine
wajah poochi k tum udaas Q nahi
ho.. ??
.
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To 2nd dost ne kaha k Maine
usey khoya jis ne kabhi
mujhe nahi chaha..
.
.
Lekin Uss ne Usey khoya jis
ne usey
har waqt chaha..
..
RESPECT YOUR FRIENDS..

Agar 5 Saal aur Congress ne INDIA pe RaaJ kiya to yakin maaniye

Agar 5 Saal aur Congress ne INDIA
pe raaJ
kiya to yAkin maaniye..
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India ko 'Google' B nahi Dhoondh
Payega.

Pati Gaana Gaa raha tha- Me Duniya Hila dunga Teri Chahat me

Pati Gaana Gaa raha tha- Me Duniya
Hila
dunga Teri Chahat me..
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Patni- Rahne do Raat ko Khatiya to
Hila nahi pate, Duniya kya Khak Hilaoge

Mom Kahan Gaye the Tum

Mom:" Kahan Gaye the
Tum??
Child: "……
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Mom:" Bolo Kahan gaye
the..??
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Child:" ………
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Mom:" Bologe ya Main
Bataun..??
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Child:"………
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Mom SLAPS..
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Child:" Crying
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Mom:" Chalo Batao
Ab.. ??
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Child:" Oh mummy main..
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Mom:" Chuppp.. Mere
Aagey Zubaan matt
Chala..

beta, koi mannat maango..

Old But Awesome
God: "beta, koi mannat maango..??"
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Student: "Plz Mujhe Meri School
Life Lauta Do... "
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God: "Beta, Maine Tumhe mannat
Mangne Ko Kaha"JANNAT"Nahi.. "

School days are awesome so enjoy it guyss

12 Boys planned to propose a girl

12 Boys planned to propose a girl,,
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10 came with a rose,,
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But 1 came with a ring
"Thats Confidence"
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But what about the other 1?
.
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Honeymoon ki ticket le aaya"Thats OVER
CONFIDENCE"

Army Training k doran 1 officer ne

Army Training k doran 1 officer ne
sipahi se pocha: Ye hath me kia hai?
.
.
Sipahi santa: Sir Ye bandooq hai...
Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat
or shan hai, tumhari maa hai maa!!
.
.
Then Officer to a sipahi banta Singh:Tumharehath
me ye kya hai?
.
Banta: Sir, Ye santa ki maa hai or
hamari aunty hai..!!

Marriage Anniversary Hai Wife Ko Chain Gift Diya Tha

Banta To Santa: Bahar
Kyon Baitha
Hai ?
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Santa: Marriage
Anniversary Hai
Wife Ko Chain Gift Diya
Tha
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Wife Ne Bahar Nikal Diya
.
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Banta: Kyon? .
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Chain Chandi Ki Laya
Kya ?
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Santa: Nahi Cycle Ki...!!