Doctor OR Mareez

Mareez:-doctor aap ye phoolo ki mala kyon laaye hain? 
Doctor:-ye mera pahla operation hai,agar safal hua to mere liye nahin to tuhare kaam aaegi. 



Maalik:-are raamu aaj tumne roti main kitna saare ghee laga diya.. 
Naukar:-are saahab maaf karna shayad galti se maine apni roti aapko de di hai, 

Teacher-Bachcha

 Teacher:-bahcho aaykar,bikrikar,bhoomikar se milta jolta koi aur shabd batao. 
Bachcha:-sir ek nahin teen shabd sune hain,sunil gawaskar,sachin tendulkar aur dilip vangaskar. 

ek chhota bachcha doosre bachche se:-agar din ko suraj nahin nikala to kya hoga? 
doosra bachcha:-bijli ka bill bad jaaega. 

    manager ne aanewale se poocha, "kya tumhe pata nahin ki aagya ke bina andar aana mana hai." 
aane wala, "janab, main aagya lene ke liye hi andar aaya hoon." 

Teacher

Teacher:-batao baad aur sukhe main kya fark hai? 
Mantra ka beta:- sir zamin aasmaan ka. 
Teacher:-batao who kaise? 
Mantra ka beta:- sir, sukhe main mere papa jeep se daura karte hain aur baad main helicopter main. 


Ek aalsi se uske dost ne kaha:-suna hai tum faoj main bharti hone ja rahe ho. 
Aalsi Dost:-are nahin,mujhe to ye bhi nahin pata ki badook ka muh kidhar karna hai? 
Pehla dost:-koi baat nahin, kahin bhi rakhoge, desh ka bhala hi hoga

Ek Murgi

Wo konsa 1 mazak he Jo salo pehle b studnts karte the, 
aaj b karte hai or qayamat tak karte rahenge 
? 
? 
Bahut masti ho gayi yar 
ab Kal Se Seriously Padai karnge 


Ek Murgi Market Gayi aur.. 
Kaha- Ek Anda Dena.. 
Dukandar-Tum Anday Ka Kya Karogi?? 
Murgi- Mere Husband Ne Kaha 2Rs. Ke Liye Apna Figure Kharab Mat Karo.

Funny Comedy Jokes

Bahut der k baad train chali.Muslim bola_ya Ali ! Hindu bola_ jai bajrang bali.Ek sardar bola_kya Ali,Kya Bali?Ullu k pattho, Train to baju wali Chali 

1 shrabi roz SHIV mandir pe sir tekta tha. 
1 din pujaari ne SHIV ke jagah GANESH murti rakhi, 
Shraabi aya dekha bola- Chhotu papa se bolna main aya tha. 

Ladka ladki ko dekhne gaya,

Old : pehla pehla pyar hai, aayi bahar hai, aaja more sajan tera 
Intazar hai. 
New : Duja teja pyar hai, dil bekarar hai, aaja mere sajana verna 
Chautha taiyaar hai…! 


Boy- Bus,train or ladki ek jesi hoti hai,ek jati hai to dusri aa jati hai 
Girl- Taxi, Autoriksha or ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao 4 chale 

Chayewala hindi sms

Ladka : jaaneman is dil me chali aao 
Ladki : chapal nikali kya? 
Ladka : pagli, ye koi mandir nahi hai, aise hi aa jao. 



Chayewala – bholi si surat aankho me masti dur khadi sarmaye haye haye!! 
Ladki- kali si surat hatho me ketli dur khade chilaye chaye-chaye

Heart Touching Shayari

Heart Touching Shayari

Khush He wo hamhe yaad na karke,

hans rahe he wo humse baat na karke  

ye hansi unke hoto se kabhi na jaye

khuda kare wo hamri maut pe b muskuraye…

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Jo tumhe dard de usko pyaar karo

jo tumhe pyar kare us dil ko kabhi dar mat do

A Heart Touching Fight

GIRL- "I want to end our Relationship.
I m going to return evrything u gav me"
BOY- "Ok... then, Let's Start wid
Hugs & Kisses....