Teacher

Teacher:-batao baad aur sukhe main kya fark hai? 
Mantra ka beta:- sir zamin aasmaan ka. 
Teacher:-batao who kaise? 
Mantra ka beta:- sir, sukhe main mere papa jeep se daura karte hain aur baad main helicopter main. 


Ek aalsi se uske dost ne kaha:-suna hai tum faoj main bharti hone ja rahe ho. 
Aalsi Dost:-are nahin,mujhe to ye bhi nahin pata ki badook ka muh kidhar karna hai? 
Pehla dost:-koi baat nahin, kahin bhi rakhoge, desh ka bhala hi hoga. 


Do abhinetao ke bachche aapas main baat kar rahe the. 
Pahle bachcha:-pata hai,mere papa kal nai mummy laye hain ,wo bahot achchi hai. 
Doosra bachcha:- pata hai pata hai, pichle saal who meri mummy reh chuki hain. 


Pahli ladki:- maine faisla kiya hai jab tak main 25 saal ki nahin ho jaati main shaadi nahin karungi. 
Doosri ladki:-aur maine faisla kiya hai jab tak main shaadi nahin kar leti 25 ki nahin houngi. 


Traffic police:tumhara scooter itna uchhal kyon raha hai? 
Scooter chaalak:-huzur, scooter nahin uchhal raha hai. Mujhe hichkiyaan aa rahi hain. 

Judge:-pichi baar bhi tum 500 rupyee churaane ke ilzaam main pakde gaye the. 
Chor:-huzur,500 rupyee s kitne din kaam chalaya ja sakta hai? 


Student:-sir, kya aap mujhe us kaam ke liye bhi saza denge jo main nahin kiya hai? 
Adhyapak:-nahin nahin,bilkul nahin. 
Student:-sir, maine aaj ka homework nahin kiya hai. 


Mareez:-doctor ,mujhe ek serious bimari hai,main jo kuch bhi bolta hoon bhool jata hoon. 
Doctor:-aapko ye bimaari kab se hai? 
Mareez:-kaun si bimaari? 


  Ek aurat:-jab tumhara talak hua tha tab to tumhara ek hi bachcha tha.ab 3 kaise? 
Doosri:-who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the.