Dad son funny sms 2013

Dad : Iss Baar Paas Ho Ya Fail,
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Bike Zarur Dilaunga...
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Son : Kaun Si Bike ???
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Dad : Paas Hue To 'PULSAR' College
Jaane Ke Liye
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Fail Hue To..
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'RAJDOOT' Doodh Bechne Ke Liye...