Boy girls sms

Boy - Hii darling kaisi he?
Girl - Kon?
Boy - Tera aashiq hu Jaan!
Grl - Tu Bunty he?
Boy - Han tuje kaise pta?

Grl - Tu Bansi Lal ka ladka he?
Boy - Han par kaise pta?
Grl - Tu Ram Lal ka pota hi he na?
Boy - Han han par kaise pta chala
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Grl - Haramzade main teri Maa hu kamine, Ghar pe phone
ghuma diya tune...Tu ghar aa fir btati hu.. :D :P
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Pappu Ka Love Purpose

Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Purpose Karta Hai.
Pappu: “I Love You. Tum Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsoorat Ladki Ho”
Ladki: “Acha Par Tumhare Piche Mujhse Bhi jyada Khubsoorat Ladki Khadi Hai”

Pappu Mud Ke Piche Dekhta Hai Par Waha Koi Nahi Tha.
Ladki: “Agar Tum Sach Mein Mujhse Pyar Karte To Kabhi Piche Mud Kar Na Dekhte I Hate You”
Moral: Moral Words Kuch Ni Bas Ladki Zara Tej Nikali.
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Par Message Abi Baki Hai, Mere Dost.
Pappu: “Chalo Jaisi Tumhari Marazi, Magar Ab Ye Diamond Ring Main Kisko Dunga”
Ladki Fatafat Se Boli: “Lo… Ab Main Apne Janu Se Majak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakti“

Santa Lunch Karne Office Se Aaya

Santa Lunch Karne Office Se Aaya,
Bahar Garmi Bahut Pad Rahi Thi, Aate Hi Preeto Se Bola

Santa: “Paani Pila De”

Preeto: “Kyun Pyaas Lagi Hai?”

Santa Gusse Se: “Nahi, Gala Check Karna Hai Kahi Se Leak To Nahi Hai“

Ek Chhota Bachha Apne Pados......

Ek Chhota Bachha Apne Pados Ki Door Bell Bajata Hai Aur Bolta Hai.

Bachha: “Aunty, Mummy Ne Ek Katori Chini Mangayi Hai”

Aunty Haste Hue: “Achha Aur Kya Kaha Teri Mummy Ne?”

Bachha: “Kaha Ki Agar Vo Kuttiya Na De To Samne Wali Kameeni Se Le Aana“