Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....

Santa suffering from cold was shivering

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai

Great indians Sms

Ek murgi ne india pakistan border pr 1 anda diya
Dono desh ek ande k liye ldne lge
Fesla hua jo dusre desh ki jyada ldkiyo ko kiss krega anda ussi ka
Indian ne 20000 pakistani ldkiyo ko kiss kiya
Pakistani exicted ho k bole
Ab hmari bari hai
Indian rehne do yar anda tum rakh lo.
:-) great indians...

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!

Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?

Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!