Darling today is our anniversary

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life

Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.

Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai

Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada
ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen,
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.