Marriage Wishes

Don’t marry the person you want to live with…
Marry the one you cannnot live without…
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..

A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
“Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older”

Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.

Wife to Husband :
“You spent
6 nights creating a
45 minute Powerpoint
to explain Why You
Don’t have 5 minutes
to Clean out the Litter Box.?”

Santa bought a car on loan…
He didn’t pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this,
I’d have taken a loan for my marriage also!

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank

A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
A: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Y a man carrzy his wife’s photo in d wallet?
COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

For the fools marraige are burden.Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “Dad! I’ve found a woman just like mother”
His father replied, “So what do you want? sympathy?”

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -Well, it’s the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.


Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

A Tiger was giving wedding party to his frnds..
A Cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who r u ?
Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage…….

Why do Indian women want same husband in next life too??
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Bcoz
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Efforts taken by her to change him in this life will not b wasted!!

Wife: Last night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, and I saw your dad paying the bill! Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you make with them. Wall or Bridge? Remember you are the architect of your life.

Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If u find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.


Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements.
Smart Father-in-Law : “Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible.”

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!’ I gifted her
a weighing scale

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
and please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!


Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .
Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .
Both Are Mistaken


My Advice To You Is To Get Married. If You Find A Good Wife You Will Be Happy; If Not You Will Become A Philosopher.

”MARRIAGE”
Is Nature’s Way
Of Preventing
”PEOPLE”
From Fighting With
”STRANGERS” … ;->

Secret of Happy Marriage – ACCEPT -
Attraction,
Communication,
Commitment,
Enjoyment,
Purpose,
Trust.
Follow these and dat home of urs will be heaven.

Love is one long sweet dream,
and marriage is the alarm clock

philosophy Of Life :
At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”

Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
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365 days,
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it starts working, when you born
and work till you
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Get Married…

The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..