aalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
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Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein
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Jab Gabbar Singh ne janam Liya to, Maa Use bahut maar rahi thi. Nurse ne Puchha-kyu Maar Rahi ho. Maa boli-Sala Puchta hai kitne Aadmi they.
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
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Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do,
Unke Baad Jitne Bhi Hon, Sabko Punjab aur Haryana bhej do
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Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey!
Bhagwan apko Naukri de!
Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe!
Bhagwan apko Barkat de!
Yaad ho gaya?
Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja