Ek Girl Fansi Laga kar
suicide kar RahiThi..
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Ek chote bacche ne usey
dekha..
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aur uske paas ja kar bola..
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Aleyyyyy.. sirf latkne se
height nahi
badegi..
Ek Girl Fansi Laga kar suicide kar Rahi Thi
Ek Girl Fansi Laga kar
suicide kar RahiThi..
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Ek chote bacche ne usey
dekha..
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aur uske paas ja kar bola..
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Aleyyyyy.. sirf latkne se
height nahi
badegi..
Shortcut Proposal For purpose Girls
Shortcut Proposal
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Boy : Kya mein Apka
Address
Jaan
Sakta Hun..
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Girl : Wo q
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Larkion ke Chakkar Me Mat Parna
DEAR BOYS
Larkion ke Chakkar Me Mat
Parna
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Dosto
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Kyun ki
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Ye Aati Hain HEER Ki Tarha
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Lagti Hain KHEER Ki Tarha
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Chubhti Hain TEER Ki Tarha
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Or End Me
Apni girlfrnd ki shadi mei ja k ye ehsas hua
Apni girlfrnd ki shadi
mei ja k ye ehsas
hua
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ki
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Ladka ladki sms 2013
Ladka & Ladki standing
on the
bus stop:
ladka to ladki: nice lipistic
ladki : thanks
ladka : nice top & jeans
ladki : thanks
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Ladka : nice ear-ring
ladki : thanks
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Ladka : nice neckless
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Ladki : thank u so much
BHAIYA:))
Pappu ko scooty chalate huye dekh kr uske dost ne pucha
Pappu ko scooty chalate huye dekh kr uske dost ne pucha
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Dost ( pappu se):" ye
scooty kab li ??
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Pappu:" Kal raat 1 ladki
mujhe scooty par bitha kar
bahut door le gayi or
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Har insaan ki 5 maa hoti hai
Har insaan ki 5 maa hoti
hai.
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1st apni maa.
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2nd dadi maa.
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3rd nani maa.
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4th saasu ma.
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Aur 1 maa wo jiske baare
me
Santa Sms 2013
Santa Ki city m
Ghazal Concert Chal Rha Tha,
Aur Apna Santa Bhi Us
mein Shamil Tha.
Gayak Ga Raha H
Ye Daulat Bhi Lelo,
Ye Shohrat Bhi Lelo
Achanak Se Santa Khada Hokar
Sur Mein Gaane Lga.
Main To Bht Pareshn hu meri aurat bi lelo,meri aurat bhi lelo
Ghazal Concert Chal Rha Tha,
Aur Apna Santa Bhi Us
mein Shamil Tha.
Gayak Ga Raha H
Ye Daulat Bhi Lelo,
Ye Shohrat Bhi Lelo
Achanak Se Santa Khada Hokar
Sur Mein Gaane Lga.
Main To Bht Pareshn hu meri aurat bi lelo,meri aurat bhi lelo
Ek Ladka Tab Khush-kismat Jana Jata Hai
Ek Ladka Tab Khush-kismat Jana Jata Hai
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Jab Wo Kisi Ladki Ka Pehla Pyar Hota Hai .
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Aur
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. 1 Ladki Tab Khush-
kismat Jani Jati Hai
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Jab Wo Kisi Ladke Ka Akhri Pyar Ho
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Jab Wo Kisi Ladki Ka Pehla Pyar Hota Hai .
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Aur
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. 1 Ladki Tab Khush-
kismat Jani Jati Hai
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Jab Wo Kisi Ladke Ka Akhri Pyar Ho
Nice pictures quotes
Guzar Jaatey Hain Mere Muskurane Se Pahle...!!
Muddat Hui Ankh Ka Roza Rakhay Huey
Love Quotes 2013
♥♥When You realize that You are
valued by Someone
When You get ready & Someone
says, You are looking good
When everyone got their
ice-cream cups except
You&Someone give You one's own
cup
When Someone knows about
Your favorite songs & play only
those songs when You are
around
A guy and a girl can be just friends Real truth
“A guy and a girl can be just friends, but
at one point or another, they will fall for
each other...Maybe temporarily, maybe
at the wrong time, maybe too late, or
maybe forever”
at one point or another, they will fall for
each other...Maybe temporarily, maybe
at the wrong time, maybe too late, or
maybe forever”
what is love?
Love is not a joke, Love is not a
game,
Once
you fall in love, You will never be
the same. . .
Love is never-ending, Love is
never wrong,
Love can make you weak, Love
can make you
strong. . .
Love is more than words, Love is
more than
giving,
Love can make you cry, Love can
make you sing. . .
Love is always true, Love is always
kind,
Love
is something that happens,Not
something
that you find. . .
Love is a feeling, That grows
within your
heart, Love has the power, To tear
your
game,
Once
you fall in love, You will never be
the same. . .
Love is never-ending, Love is
never wrong,
Love can make you weak, Love
can make you
strong. . .
Love is more than words, Love is
more than
giving,
Love can make you cry, Love can
make you sing. . .
Love is always true, Love is always
kind,
Love
is something that happens,Not
something
that you find. . .
Love is a feeling, That grows
within your
heart, Love has the power, To tear
your
ladko ke SANSKAAR Funny sms
4 girls sitting in group can say:"
Tera bhai bada
mast dikhta hai..
Intro to karwa...
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But 4 guys in a group can never
say:" Teri Behen to
mast lagti hai....
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Tera bhai bada
mast dikhta hai..
Intro to karwa...
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But 4 guys in a group can never
say:" Teri Behen to
mast lagti hai....
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Life is too short..............
Life is too short to wake up in the
morning with regrets. So love the people
who treat you right, forget about the
ones who don’t and believe that
everything happens for a reason. If you
get a chance, take it. If it changes your
life, let it. Nobody said that it’d be easy,
they just promised it would be worth it.
Funny Girls boys sms
18 year old boy : Will u be my
gf...???
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18 year old girl : No, get lost...
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5 year old boy : Will u be my gf...???
18 year old girl : Awwwwwww So
sweet... yes yes, i will....
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gf...???
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18 year old girl : No, get lost...
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5 year old boy : Will u be my gf...???
18 year old girl : Awwwwwww So
sweet... yes yes, i will....
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combination of girl and boys
Smart Boy + Smart naari=
Affair
jari.
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.Smart Boy + Bevkuf nari=
paw
bhari.
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Affair
jari.
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.Smart Boy + Bevkuf nari=
paw
bhari.
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Sexy sms 2013
Boyfriend : I want to kiss you . . !
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Girlfriend : Nahi , m pregnant ho jaungi..
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Boyfriend : Kiss se pregnant????
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Girlfriend : Nahi , m pregnant ho jaungi..
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Boyfriend : Kiss se pregnant????
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Meaning of "GF"
Bhai ko Bhai se juda kr deti he -"GF"
Maa ko Bete se juda kr deti he -"GF"
Pati aur Patni ke Beech Jhagda paida kr deti he - "GF"
Insan ko Duniya se juda kr deti he- "GF"
Ghar me Jhagda karwa deti he -"GF"
"GF" matlab - GALAT FEHMI
Jo is waqt aapko hui he.
Girl Friend to Bechari Masoom hotihai
Maa ko Bete se juda kr deti he -"GF"
Pati aur Patni ke Beech Jhagda paida kr deti he - "GF"
Insan ko Duniya se juda kr deti he- "GF"
Ghar me Jhagda karwa deti he -"GF"
"GF" matlab - GALAT FEHMI
Jo is waqt aapko hui he.
Girl Friend to Bechari Masoom hotihai
Court Me Pappu Talaak Ke Liye Gaya
Court Me Pappu Talaak Ke Liye Gaya
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Pappu Judge Se Bola :- Sir, I Am Not
Happy With My Wife,,
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Pappu Judge Se Bola :- Sir, I Am Not
Happy With My Wife,,
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Husband Biwi Funny Sms
Biwi ne Husband ko call
kiya:- Kaha ho tum ??
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Husband:- Tumhe woh
Jwellery shop yaad hai
jahan
tume ek diamond ka
set pasand aaya tha
aur tab mere pass itne
paise nahi the ki main
wo tumhe leke de
sakun..
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Wife :- Haan yaad hai...
kiya:- Kaha ho tum ??
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Husband:- Tumhe woh
Jwellery shop yaad hai
jahan
tume ek diamond ka
set pasand aaya tha
aur tab mere pass itne
paise nahi the ki main
wo tumhe leke de
sakun..
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Wife :- Haan yaad hai...
ULTIMATE TRUTH About Love
ULTIMATE TRUTH !!
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Jab 1 Ladki 1 Ladke ke liye roti hai..
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Toh iska matlab..wo usse beintehaa
pyaar karti hai..
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Par jab 1 ladka 1 ladki ke liya rota
hai...
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Toh iska matlab..Duniya mein uss
ladki ko usse
zyada pyaar koi nahi kar skta..
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Jab 1 Ladki 1 Ladke ke liye roti hai..
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Toh iska matlab..wo usse beintehaa
pyaar karti hai..
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Par jab 1 ladka 1 ladki ke liya rota
hai...
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Toh iska matlab..Duniya mein uss
ladki ko usse
zyada pyaar koi nahi kar skta..
Cockroach 140 character Funny sms
Salesman: sir, cockroach
k liye powder loge kya?
Santa: " Nahi, hum
cockroach ko itna laad-
pyar nahi karte! >:/ 3-|
Aaj powder laga denge
to kal sala DEO
mangega!! :|
k liye powder loge kya?
Santa: " Nahi, hum
cockroach ko itna laad-
pyar nahi karte! >:/ 3-|
Aaj powder laga denge
to kal sala DEO
mangega!! :|
Tujhey Bhula Diya ho Funny Sms
Jis chehre ko dekh kar
haste
the
hum,
aaj usi ne "Rula diya"
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.
khud ne
to phone kiya nahi,
humne kiya to .
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haste
the
hum,
aaj usi ne "Rula diya"
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khud ne
to phone kiya nahi,
humne kiya to .
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Heart Touching Story About Love
Heart Touching Story
(Must Read)
Aik ladki roz jab college
se ghar ati to mujh
ko apne ghar k bahar
khada dekhti..
Aisa roz hota tha, even
pura 1 saal beet gaya
aur wo me roz us ko
apne ghar k samne
nazar
ata..
Me kuch nahi kehta tha
bas chup chaap kabhi
(Must Read)
Aik ladki roz jab college
se ghar ati to mujh
ko apne ghar k bahar
khada dekhti..
Aisa roz hota tha, even
pura 1 saal beet gaya
aur wo me roz us ko
apne ghar k samne
nazar
ata..
Me kuch nahi kehta tha
bas chup chaap kabhi
When I First Met Youuuu
When I first met you
I didn't know what to say
But when I got to know you
Everything went okay
At first we were confused
but later we found out
that we both were abused
when we really needed out
I told you how I felt
and you did the same
But look at us now
with our hearts now in tame
I wish I had told you
but I kept it a secret
That I really do love you
And you won't be a regret
I didn't know what to say
But when I got to know you
Everything went okay
At first we were confused
but later we found out
that we both were abused
when we really needed out
I told you how I felt
and you did the same
But look at us now
with our hearts now in tame
I wish I had told you
but I kept it a secret
That I really do love you
And you won't be a regret
Love U So Very Much ................
Even thou at times I do things that hurt,
I try so hard to hope that you always see,
How much you being in my life means to me,
I am sorry yet again for causing you pain,
that is the last thing I ever wanted to do,
Even when I am trying to look out for you and do the right thing
I mess up, I am sorry for that too.
I hope that you still know how much I love and cherish you,
Like nothing else in my life gives me the trill of being loved by you.
So I hope that you listen and see it in my eyes,
this sincere apology that comes with tears from deep inside.
Friends
You have to think before You speak to me!
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,
My presence ever makes You feel uncomfortable.
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,
You have to thank me for everything i do for You.
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,
You don't realize how Your smile brightens up my day.
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,
You would rather keep quiet when You really wanna talk!
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,
You take too much time to tell me what i mean to You
Love SMS in Hindi
darte hai khwab se kahin toot na jaye
lekin sabse ziyada darte hai aapse
kahin aap hume bhool na jaye…
Latest Love SMS in Hindi
Isme chupa hai mohabbat tere liye
Youn to mera zanazaa uthega teri jane ke baad
Jisme ek tajmahal banayenge tere liye….
Cute Love SMS in Hindi
Yaade Aapki Humari Aankhon Me Hai.
Kaise Bhulaye Hum Aapko,
Pyar Aapka Humari Saanson Me Hai…
Love SMS in Hindi
Pyar agar dil se karoge to nibhayenge zarur,
Raah me kitne kante q na ho ,
Awaz agar dil se doge to aayenge zarur…
Flirt SMS in Hindi
mohabbat ke samne yeh zamana kya hai..!
zamane ke samne se lejaenge tumhe…!
Ek baar jo mar gaya pyar main to phir maut se darna kya hai..
Sweet Love SMS in Hindi
Sitaro se kaho timtimana chhor de.
Agar tum nahi aa sakte to,
apni yadon se kaho Humein satana chhor de…
Santa Banta Jokes in hindi
Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi
santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar
SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi
santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar
SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..
Good Morning Sms 2013
Hey, Good Morning! Rise and shine!
As you open your eyes to greet the morning sun,
I wish that you would be well and fine.
As you open your eyes to greet the morning sun,
I wish that you would be well and fine.
NAi Subha Ka Naya Nazara
Thandi Hawa Le K Aai Peghaam Humara Utho Tayar Ho Jao
Khushio’n Se Bhara Rahe Aaj Ka Ye Din Tumhara Good Morning
Thandi Hawa Le K Aai Peghaam Humara Utho Tayar Ho Jao
Khushio’n Se Bhara Rahe Aaj Ka Ye Din Tumhara Good Morning
Bright Beautiful Dawn
Sing a Song rhythmic and long
Fly away all the fears of heart
Yours is the world
Just Make a start
Destination is Just a "Determination" Apart
Good Morning
Sing a Song rhythmic and long
Fly away all the fears of heart
Yours is the world
Just Make a start
Destination is Just a "Determination" Apart
Good Morning
Best Kiss Sms 2013
My löve and passiøn for you gröws möre with each passing day
The thöught of yöur gorgeous face takes my breath away
Those lotus eyes fill my heart with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.
Those long dense hair doing black magic.
If kissing was just 2 people touching lips, it wouldn't touch our hearts and bind our souls the way it does
Kiss is autograph of luv, music of affection and sign of seduction.
KISS is Key of LOVER'S passion 4 intent of seduction felt beyond & above.
The most eloquent silence; that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.
A Kiss Seals Two Souls For A Moment In Time..
If A Kiss Could
Say Just How
I Love You . . .
MY LIPS
Would Be On YOURS
Forever . . .
The thöught of yöur gorgeous face takes my breath away
Those lotus eyes fill my heart with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.
Those long dense hair doing black magic.
If kissing was just 2 people touching lips, it wouldn't touch our hearts and bind our souls the way it does
Kiss is autograph of luv, music of affection and sign of seduction.
KISS is Key of LOVER'S passion 4 intent of seduction felt beyond & above.
The most eloquent silence; that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.
A Kiss Seals Two Souls For A Moment In Time..
If A Kiss Could
Say Just How
I Love You . . .
MY LIPS
Would Be On YOURS
Forever . . .
New Funny Sms in hindi 2013
Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
. . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
. . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
Gadha and Dog Funny sms
Gadha(Donkey) - Mera Maalik Bahot
Marta
Hai Yaar..
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Dog - To Tu Bhag Jaa.
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Gadha :- Nahi Yaar...
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Dog : Lekin Kyo ?
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Marta
Hai Yaar..
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Dog - To Tu Bhag Jaa.
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Gadha :- Nahi Yaar...
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Dog : Lekin Kyo ?
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Ladki Ka Baap Ladke Se Puchta Hai
Ladki Ka Baap Ladke Se Puchta Hai..
Baap: “Tum Meri Beti Se Kab Se Pyar Karte Ho ??
Ladka:“4 Mahine Se”
Baap:“Main Kaise Yaqeen Kar Loon ??
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Ladka: “Mat Karo 5 Mahine Baad Khud Hi Ho Jayega...
Baap: “Tum Meri Beti Se Kab Se Pyar Karte Ho ??
Ladka:“4 Mahine Se”
Baap:“Main Kaise Yaqeen Kar Loon ??
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Ladka: “Mat Karo 5 Mahine Baad Khud Hi Ho Jayega...
Dost kabhi nahi badlate
Jindagi badalti hai
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Classroom se Office
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. Books se Files
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Jeans se Formal
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. Pocket money se Salary
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Classroom se Office
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. Books se Files
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Jeans se Formal
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. Pocket money se Salary
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Mat pado inke chakkar me ladkiya hai
Mobile bana hai har ladki
ki shaan,
Miss call karke ladko ko
karti hai
paresaan,
Sms me likhti hai miss
you meri
jaan,
Teri aawaj sunne ko
betab hai
mere kaan,
4-5 boyfriend bana kar
kehti hai
ki shaan,
Miss call karke ladko ko
karti hai
paresaan,
Sms me likhti hai miss
you meri
jaan,
Teri aawaj sunne ko
betab hai
mere kaan,
4-5 boyfriend bana kar
kehti hai
Santa banta funny sms
Santa Dials A Number
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A Girl Received Santa:" Hello Kaun??
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Girl:" Main Seeta
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A Girl Received Santa:" Hello Kaun??
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Girl:" Main Seeta
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Universal fact about life
Roj roj Weight naap ke kya karna hain, ek
din sab ko marna hain, chaar din zindagi
ke, hassi khushi kaat le mere dost,agale
janam me fir 2.5 kgse hi to start karna
hain!!!
din sab ko marna hain, chaar din zindagi
ke, hassi khushi kaat le mere dost,agale
janam me fir 2.5 kgse hi to start karna
hain!!!
ye jo aag dil mai lagi hai zamane mai laga dunga
ye jo aag dil mai lagi hai zamane mai laga dunga.
Uski doli jo uthi
to.
To.
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Koi baat nahi telented hoon dusri pata lunga.
Uski doli jo uthi
to.
To.
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Koi baat nahi telented hoon dusri pata lunga.
insan sabse jyada mafi kess ke saamne mangta hai
Qus-insan sabse jyada mafi kess
ke saamne mangta hai
Guess
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Bikhari ke samne
''maaf kar baba,,
ke saamne mangta hai
Guess
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Bikhari ke samne
''maaf kar baba,,
5 baate Parents ki jo ap jaiso ko pasnd nahi
5 baate Parents ki jo ap jaiso ko pasnd nahi
1-Itna late kyu?
2-Itne paise kisliye?
3-kiska call tha?
4-kahan ja raheho?
5-Dekho"Shama" se kuch sikho.
1-Itna late kyu?
2-Itne paise kisliye?
3-kiska call tha?
4-kahan ja raheho?
5-Dekho"Shama" se kuch sikho.
Yadi do boys me dosti hoti hai to
Yadi do boys me dosti hoti hai to
unka rista brother-brother ka hota hai.
Yadi do girls me dosti hoti hai to
unka rista sister-sister ka hota hai.
Lekin yadi ladke aur ladki me dosti hoti hai to
unka rista brother-sister ka kyou nahi hota?
unka rista brother-brother ka hota hai.
Yadi do girls me dosti hoti hai to
unka rista sister-sister ka hota hai.
Lekin yadi ladke aur ladki me dosti hoti hai to
unka rista brother-sister ka kyou nahi hota?
Ashiqui 2 me Ladki Jitni samjhdaar dikhaai hai
Ashiqui 2 me Ladki Jitni samjhdaar dikhaai hai
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Real Life me 10% b utni samjhdaar or supportive ho to Duniya sudhar jaaye
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Real Life me 10% b utni samjhdaar or supportive ho to Duniya sudhar jaaye
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Real Life me 10% b utni samjhdaar or supportive ho to Duniya sudhar jaaye
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Real Life me 10% b utni samjhdaar or supportive ho to Duniya sudhar jaaye
Xcellent quote 2013
Xcellent quote -
maa ke aamchal me sone ka sukh agli peedhi nahi le payegi.
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Qki
jeans pehenne wali maa aanchal kaha se layengi..
maa ke aamchal me sone ka sukh agli peedhi nahi le payegi.
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Qki
jeans pehenne wali maa aanchal kaha se layengi..
Ye na socho ki har guzarta din maut ke taraf jata hai
Ye na socho ki har guzarta din maut ke taraf jata hai.
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Balki ye socho ki har guzrta din shadi ke
din ko karib lata hai.
(',')> "oh teri ye to
/)( socha hi nahi.
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Balki ye socho ki har guzrta din shadi ke
din ko karib lata hai.
(',')> "oh teri ye to
/)( socha hi nahi.
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3 Idiot Aur Bhi Hit Ho Sakti Thi
3 Idiot Aur Bhi Hit Ho Sakti Thi, Agar Ek Baar Kareena Ne Bhi BoLa Hota..
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;)
;)
Jahapanah Tussi Great Ho Tohfa KabooL Karo..
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;)
;)
Jahapanah Tussi Great Ho Tohfa KabooL Karo..
Har ladki apne surat pr naaz krti hai
Arz kiya hai.....
Har ladki apne surat pr naaz krti hai.,
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Wah! Wah!
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Har ladki apni surat pr naaz krti hai,
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Grammer to aati nhi, english me baat krti hai....!!!
Har ladki apne surat pr naaz krti hai.,
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Wah! Wah!
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Har ladki apni surat pr naaz krti hai,
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Grammer to aati nhi, english me baat krti hai....!!!
Funny sms in hindi
Uff Kya Kar Rahe Ho??
Aisa Mat Karo...
Please Mat Karo...
Aisa Nahi...
Mat Dabao...
Neeche Kyun Jaa Rahe Ho??
Ho Jayega.....
Kaha Tha Mat Karo...
Ho Gaya Na....
Aisa Mat Karo...
Please Mat Karo...
Aisa Nahi...
Mat Dabao...
Neeche Kyun Jaa Rahe Ho??
Ho Jayega.....
Kaha Tha Mat Karo...
Ho Gaya Na....
Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne se ja rha tha to
Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne se ja rha tha to...
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to
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to
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to kya.
Ghar k agay se guzar gya aur tumhe pata bhi nahi chala...
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to
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to kya.
Ghar k agay se guzar gya aur tumhe pata bhi nahi chala...
Mere sapno ki rani kab aaegi tu Sms
Mere sapno ki rani kab aaegi tu,
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Aae rut mastani kab aaegi tu,
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Beet jae zindagani kab aaegi tu,
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chali aa chali aa
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Oye I am talking
abt electricity!
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Aae rut mastani kab aaegi tu,
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Beet jae zindagani kab aaegi tu,
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chali aa chali aa
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Oye I am talking
abt electricity!
Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
kaan mai ched Sms
Girl:wo kia hai jo lrki pehli dafa krwate hue pain ki waja se roti hai?
Pappu:kaan mai ched
MORAL:aap b apni soch pappu ki tarah saf rakho.
Pappu:kaan mai ched
MORAL:aap b apni soch pappu ki tarah saf rakho.
Happy Mango Season Sms
Chooso
Chooso
Daba daba k chooso
Dono hathon main Le k chooso
Choos Choos k Chooso.
Happy Mango Season.
Chooso
Daba daba k chooso
Dono hathon main Le k chooso
Choos Choos k Chooso.
Happy Mango Season.
Hath me lo Funny sms
Hath me lo
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Ab thook lagao
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Ab kapde se rub karo
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Phir hath me le kar us pe fingers rakho
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Ab pura hath ghuma k
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zor se
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BOWLING karao!!!
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Ab thook lagao
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Ab kapde se rub karo
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Phir hath me le kar us pe fingers rakho
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Ab pura hath ghuma k
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zor se
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BOWLING karao!!!
Subah lo to dil khush krti hai
Subah lo to dil khush krti hai
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Dupehar me lo to susti dur krti hai
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Raat me lo to mazay k sath thakan bhi dur krti hai.
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kya baat hai Tea ki...!
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Dupehar me lo to susti dur krti hai
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Raat me lo to mazay k sath thakan bhi dur krti hai.
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kya baat hai Tea ki...!
Dil jeet le woh jigar hum rakhte hai
Dil jeet le woh jigar hum rakhte hai
Katal kar de woh nazar rakhte hai
Wada kiya hai kisi se hamesa muskurane ka
Warana hum bhi ankhon mai samunder rakthe hai..
Katal kar de woh nazar rakhte hai
Wada kiya hai kisi se hamesa muskurane ka
Warana hum bhi ankhon mai samunder rakthe hai..
Mehak kya hai fizaao se pucho
Mehak kya hai fizaao se pucho….
Pyaar kya hai mere dil se pucho….
Tadap kya hai mere deewangi se pucho….
Hum kitne tanha hai tumhare bina….
Ye bhari mehfil se pucho….
Pyaar kya hai mere dil se pucho….
Tadap kya hai mere deewangi se pucho….
Hum kitne tanha hai tumhare bina….
Ye bhari mehfil se pucho….
Ladki I love you sms
एक खूबसूरत लड़की ने घर का कुछ सामान अपनी गली के लड़के से मंगवाया,,
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लड़का जब सामान लेने गया तो 50 रुपए कमपड़ गए ..
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तो उसने अपने पास से दे दिए ,,
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घर लौट के लड़का बोला - 50 रुपए कम पड़ गए थे. मैने अपने पास से दे दिए,,
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लड़की ये सुनकर बोली : "आई लव यू"
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लड़का जब सामान लेने गया तो 50 रुपए कमपड़ गए ..
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तो उसने अपने पास से दे दिए ,,
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घर लौट के लड़का बोला - 50 रुपए कम पड़ गए थे. मैने अपने पास से दे दिए,,
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लड़की ये सुनकर बोली : "आई लव यू"
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ladka ladiki sms
लड़का – तुम्हारा नाम क्या है ..?
लड़की – मीना ... और तुम्हारा ...??
लड़का – कमीना ...
लड़की – तुम झूट बोल रहे हो ... कमीना भी कोई नाम होता है भला ..??
लड़का – पांच मिनट बैठ जा मेरे पास तू भी इसी नाम से बुलाएगी ...
लड़की – मीना ... और तुम्हारा ...??
लड़का – कमीना ...
लड़की – तुम झूट बोल रहे हो ... कमीना भी कोई नाम होता है भला ..??
लड़का – पांच मिनट बैठ जा मेरे पास तू भी इसी नाम से बुलाएगी ...
Happy Anniversary SMS
Your anniversary is a time
For sharing ur affection
It’s obvious the two of u
Have quite a deep connection!
For sharing ur affection
It’s obvious the two of u
Have quite a deep connection!
When I look at you, my dear
It doesn’t seem like you’ve aged
To me you’re just as beautiful
As the day we became engaged.
Happy Anniversary..
Wisdom SMS 2013
A smile is a curve that can.Straighten out a lot of things.
life is short! if you dont look around once in a while you might miss it
Those who are afraid to fall, will never fly
Love ur enemys… It really ticks them off
If you don’t Stand for Something.You will Fall for Everything
da poorest man on earth is not da 1 without money, but is da 1 without a dream
To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the
world
world
It’s better to be hated for who you are than loved for what your not
Be yourself, there are enough other people
Inspirational Life Quotes
“Life is a positive-sum game. Everyone from the gold medallist to the last finisher can rejoice in a personal victory.” – George Sheehan
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-W. Somerset Maugham
-W. Somerset Maugham
“From Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.”
Samuel Johnson
“This is so bad it’s gone past good and back to bad again.”
— Ghost World
Good Night Sms In hindi
“GOOD” “NIGHT”
“Kyun “Diwane “Hanste “Hen “Rone “K “Baad
“Jeena “Phir “Bhi “Parta “He “Sub “Kuch “Khone “K “Baad
“Socha “Sabhi “Ko “Aaj “Apni “Yaad “Diladon
“Shayed “Phir “Meri “Subha “Na “Aae “Aaj “Sone “K “Baad,
~~~GOOD NIGHT SWEET DREAMS~~~
Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART,
Never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS,
From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS
Have a wonderful dream tonight?
GOOD NIGHT
Good Night Messages 2013
Good night my very special friend,
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.
Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.
Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night
A special face,
a special smile,
a special someone,
a special hug from me to u,
a special person, I found in u,
Sweet Dreams & Good Night!
a special smile,
a special someone,
a special hug from me to u,
a special person, I found in u,
Sweet Dreams & Good Night!
The morning is just a few moments away.
Go to sleep and when you wake up,
remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down.
Love Wishes 2013
Affection isn’t a business why are you give when you get..
It’s a beautiful feeling for someone whom you lucky to give even if you don’t get.
It’s a beautiful feeling for someone whom you lucky to give even if you don’t get.
Words are not enough to express just how much I love you but I will try: you are the air I breathe, the sun that keeps me warm, the moon in the dark sky that gives me hope.
I love you like I love a day
when everything goes right
I love you like I love to lay
and watch the stars at night
I love you like I love the rain
its lustful calm embrace
I love you like I love to laugh
when everything goes right
I love you like I love to lay
and watch the stars at night
I love you like I love the rain
its lustful calm embrace
I love you like I love to laugh
Love Messages 2013
You may miss me.
You May Ignore Me.
You May Even 4get Me
Bt 1Day If U
Want To C Me, Dont Search Anywhere
Jst Watch Ur Shadow
I Will B Dere..
You May Ignore Me.
You May Even 4get Me
Bt 1Day If U
Want To C Me, Dont Search Anywhere
Jst Watch Ur Shadow
I Will B Dere..
Love sms 2013
Lots of things go unquestioned; lots of things go
Unanswered, few words go unsaid,
few go unheard, and some dreams are born dead,
Some are buried alive. That’s life.
Unanswered, few words go unsaid,
few go unheard, and some dreams are born dead,
Some are buried alive. That’s life.
The only way I remember you is just by telling you that ” i love you “
Dreaming of u makes my night worth while.
Thinking of u makes me Smile.
Thinking of u makes me Smile.
Heart Touching Quotes
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in
heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry,
but my friendship with u will never die.
heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry,
but my friendship with u will never die.
One day u will ask me: What is more important to you,
me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk
away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk
away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when
somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never
forgets u.
somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never
forgets u.
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