Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
. . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…
1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte
Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.facebook.com"!
How do u know when kids start to grow up? new funny sms in hindi
Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!
Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye...
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Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun.......Auntyy.......
('.')
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Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!
1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji
Importance of thumb- Child use it4sucking.
Illiterate people use it4sign,
Winners4victory & my FANS use it4reading
my sms Oh U too? Crazy Fan
Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar
PATI ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?
KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI
Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.
Height of Addiction: Just b4 a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!!
He said- I want to update MyOrkut status as DIED ..!!
Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.
Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy
Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day
A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.
If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him LOAFER But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy, they call it OFFER. Feel the difference
Funny sms for facebook-
Arz Kiya He..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
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Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..
Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai, new funny sms in hindi
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB hai....
80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya. latest funny sms
Dost:- Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise?
Buddhha:- Koi rape nahi kiya.
Ye to Ilzam itna mardana tha ki
mana kar nahi paya ...
Pata nhi kyu
log meri itni respect krte h
main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h
bilkul aapki tarah.
MY CRAZY FANS.
Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya? funny sms in hindi
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu. //(News/Politics Clean sms)
Full form of study - S-T-U-D-Y = [S]inging, [T]weeting, [U]nlimited Texting, [D]reaming, [Y]awning.
HAMARE YAHA
Naya
Purana
Acha
Kharab
Taza
Basi
Tuta futa
SABHI Prakar k SMS Sweekar kiye Jate h
KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE
Note:
Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi hai.
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain,
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain,
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate hai
"If som1 throws a stone at u,throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI.
..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-)
YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN..
Awesome answer given by a gf when her bf askd her for a kiss.
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karlo
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, car accident
Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity.
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Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai.
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PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS..
Scroll down if u love me,
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.
I just knew it.
Bloody Lesbian!!
Love you too.
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai,
Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am
1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
kitna pyara bacha hai ?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza
Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta
Santa:Phir tune kya kiya
Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao
Santa:Phir
Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta
Cricket game, IPL ki wajah se bahut improve ho gayi...
Hume b apna Exam system improve karne ke liye IPL ke steps lene honge...
1-Har paper 1.5 hr ka hona chahiye...
2-Har 30 Mins k bad DISCUSSION k liye break do...
3-Ek free hit do Jisme Student Apni Marzi ka ek answer likh sake...
4-Pehle 20 mins ka power play do, jisme Examiner Hall se bahar chala jaye...
5-Har correct Ans Pe cheer gals dance kare.
Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi
Height of Innocence-
Ek Ladki ne Blue Film Last tak dekhi.
Kyuki Usko Laga ki Ladka End me Ladki se Shaadi bhi karega.!
Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the?
BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale gye.
Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri
biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
Santa: Free mein
Ek baar sex education ki class mein ek student ne puccha.....
Maam iske practicals kab honge?
SUGGESTION frm NARAD :-
If ur lover sends you romantic msgs then be vry hppy
Bt
think who z sending those msgs to ur lover?
My job is over!
Nrayan Nrayan.. :-)
How to Kill a mosquito:
Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison ….
Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
“DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?” tabhi wife zorse chillayi’
CHAKKAAAA!!!
Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are
others running?
ANew OFFER! Call rates ab Dimaag ke
size ke hisaab se honge.
Jitna chota dimag utne kam call rates.
Congrats!!! U r chosen for FREE CALLS
Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
Santa: Kamaal hai!
Sab ka nishana chook gaya?
Jab hota hai tera didar..
Dil darakta hai bar bar..
Jab hota hai tera didar..
Dil darakta hai bar bar..Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab mang lo udhar
Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’
Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura
Liya”. NURSE : “chal jhoota ,
.
Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai
hai”
A girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why a re you late ?
Girl: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What ?
Girl: That boy was walking very slow.
You are Bandar It means:
B= Beautifull
A= Attractive
N= Naughty
D= Decent
A= Awesome
R= Rambo… :)
Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa Aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha
Sardar bought a new mobile.
He send message to everyone from his Cell
“My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 1110 Now it is nokia 6600?
What did the male dog say 2 the female dog in the cool nite with bright moon lite?
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Socho ?
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BOW BOW!
What else can a dog say?
Banta: What’s the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.
Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET
DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
4 boys on bike..
Police:- triple riding is banned aur
tum 4 baithe ho.....??
Boys shocked...
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.
look behind..
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.
and says:- saalo 5wa kaha gir
gya...??
Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon ki Shakal se pata lag jaata hai ki Unke Dimag mai kya Chal raha hai.
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Student:"Fir bhi Ap Apna Dupatta sahi nahi kr rahi ho!
Teacher: Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Reh Jaae To Kya Ho Sakta Hai.?
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Santa: Sir,
Very Simple Sher Chori Ho Sakta Hai..!!
PriVaTe SCHooL Ke BaCHe Zoo Me: ohH!
Wow MNKy iS SLeePiNG DNT DiSTuB.....
GoVT SCHooL K BaCHe in zoo:
OYe Wo Dekh Tera BaaP So rHa H
PaThar Maar SaaLe ko....
When a woman loves you, you're a husband;
When a few women love you, you're a man;
When many women love you, you're a lover;
When hundreds of women love you, you're an idol;
When thousands of women love you, you're a leader;
When all the women in the world love you, you're not human but a gold, diamond, Rupee, Dollar, Euro, Yen...
What's the most most embarrassing moment in one's life?
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When nobody likes your Facebook status!
. . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…
1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte
Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.facebook.com"!
How do u know when kids start to grow up? new funny sms in hindi
Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!
Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun.......Auntyy.......
('.')
_/ \_
Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!
1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji
Importance of thumb- Child use it4sucking.
Illiterate people use it4sign,
Winners4victory & my FANS use it4reading
my sms Oh U too? Crazy Fan
Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar
PATI ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?
KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI
Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.
Height of Addiction: Just b4 a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!!
He said- I want to update MyOrkut status as DIED ..!!
Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.
Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy
Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day
A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.
If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him LOAFER But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy, they call it OFFER. Feel the difference
Funny sms for facebook-
Arz Kiya He..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
.
.
.
Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..
Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai, new funny sms in hindi
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB hai....
80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya. latest funny sms
Dost:- Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise?
Buddhha:- Koi rape nahi kiya.
Ye to Ilzam itna mardana tha ki
mana kar nahi paya ...
Pata nhi kyu
log meri itni respect krte h
main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h
bilkul aapki tarah.
MY CRAZY FANS.
Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya? funny sms in hindi
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu. //(News/Politics Clean sms)
Full form of study - S-T-U-D-Y = [S]inging, [T]weeting, [U]nlimited Texting, [D]reaming, [Y]awning.
HAMARE YAHA
Naya
Purana
Acha
Kharab
Taza
Basi
Tuta futa
SABHI Prakar k SMS Sweekar kiye Jate h
KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE
Note:
Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi hai.
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain,
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain,
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate hai
"If som1 throws a stone at u,throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI.
..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-)
YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN..
Awesome answer given by a gf when her bf askd her for a kiss.
.
.
.
.
.
.
karlo
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, car accident
Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity.
.
.
Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai.
.
PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS..
Scroll down if u love me,
.
.
I just knew it.
Bloody Lesbian!!
Love you too.
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai,
Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am
1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
kitna pyara bacha hai ?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza
Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta
Santa:Phir tune kya kiya
Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao
Santa:Phir
Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta
Cricket game, IPL ki wajah se bahut improve ho gayi...
Hume b apna Exam system improve karne ke liye IPL ke steps lene honge...
1-Har paper 1.5 hr ka hona chahiye...
2-Har 30 Mins k bad DISCUSSION k liye break do...
3-Ek free hit do Jisme Student Apni Marzi ka ek answer likh sake...
4-Pehle 20 mins ka power play do, jisme Examiner Hall se bahar chala jaye...
5-Har correct Ans Pe cheer gals dance kare.
Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi
Height of Innocence-
Ek Ladki ne Blue Film Last tak dekhi.
Kyuki Usko Laga ki Ladka End me Ladki se Shaadi bhi karega.!
Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the?
BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale gye.
Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri
biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
Santa: Free mein
Ek baar sex education ki class mein ek student ne puccha.....
Maam iske practicals kab honge?
SUGGESTION frm NARAD :-
If ur lover sends you romantic msgs then be vry hppy
Bt
think who z sending those msgs to ur lover?
My job is over!
Nrayan Nrayan.. :-)
How to Kill a mosquito:
Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison ….
Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
“DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?” tabhi wife zorse chillayi’
CHAKKAAAA!!!
Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are
others running?
ANew OFFER! Call rates ab Dimaag ke
size ke hisaab se honge.
Jitna chota dimag utne kam call rates.
Congrats!!! U r chosen for FREE CALLS
Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
Santa: Kamaal hai!
Sab ka nishana chook gaya?
Jab hota hai tera didar..
Dil darakta hai bar bar..
Jab hota hai tera didar..
Dil darakta hai bar bar..Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab mang lo udhar
Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’
Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura
Liya”. NURSE : “chal jhoota ,
.
Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai
hai”
A girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why a re you late ?
Girl: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What ?
Girl: That boy was walking very slow.
You are Bandar It means:
B= Beautifull
A= Attractive
N= Naughty
D= Decent
A= Awesome
R= Rambo… :)
Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa Aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha
Sardar bought a new mobile.
He send message to everyone from his Cell
“My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 1110 Now it is nokia 6600?
What did the male dog say 2 the female dog in the cool nite with bright moon lite?
.
Socho ?
.
BOW BOW!
What else can a dog say?
Banta: What’s the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.
Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET
DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
4 boys on bike..
Police:- triple riding is banned aur
tum 4 baithe ho.....??
Boys shocked...
.
.
.
look behind..
.
.
and says:- saalo 5wa kaha gir
gya...??
Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon ki Shakal se pata lag jaata hai ki Unke Dimag mai kya Chal raha hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Student:"Fir bhi Ap Apna Dupatta sahi nahi kr rahi ho!
Teacher: Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Reh Jaae To Kya Ho Sakta Hai.?
.
Santa: Sir,
Very Simple Sher Chori Ho Sakta Hai..!!
PriVaTe SCHooL Ke BaCHe Zoo Me: ohH!
Wow MNKy iS SLeePiNG DNT DiSTuB.....
GoVT SCHooL K BaCHe in zoo:
OYe Wo Dekh Tera BaaP So rHa H
PaThar Maar SaaLe ko....
When a woman loves you, you're a husband;
When a few women love you, you're a man;
When many women love you, you're a lover;
When hundreds of women love you, you're an idol;
When thousands of women love you, you're a leader;
When all the women in the world love you, you're not human but a gold, diamond, Rupee, Dollar, Euro, Yen...
What's the most most embarrassing moment in one's life?
.
..
...
When nobody likes your Facebook status!