Teacher:-bahcho aaykar,bikrikar,bhoomikar se milta jolta koi aur shabd batao.
Bachcha:-sir ek nahin teen shabd sune hain,sunil gawaskar,sachin tendulkar aur dilip vangaskar. ek chhota bachcha doosre bachche se:-agar din ko suraj nahin nikala to kya hoga? doosra bachcha:-bijli ka bill bad jaaega. manager ne aanewale se poocha, "kya tumhe pata nahin ki aagya ke bina andar aana mana hai." aane wala, "janab, main aagya lene ke liye hi andar aaya hoon."
Teacher:-batao baad aur sukhe main kya fark hai? Mantra ka beta:- sir zamin aasmaan ka. Teacher:-batao who kaise? Mantra ka beta:- sir, sukhe main mere papa jeep se daura karte hain aur baad main helicopter main. Ek aalsi se uske dost ne kaha:-suna hai tum faoj main bharti hone ja rahe ho. Aalsi Dost:-are nahin,mujhe to ye bhi nahin pata ki badook ka muh kidhar karna hai? Pehla dost:-koi baat nahin, kahin bhi rakhoge, desh ka bhala hi hoga
Wo konsa 1 mazak he Jo salo pehle b studnts karte the,
aaj b karte hai or qayamat tak karte rahenge
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Bahut masti ho gayi yar
ab Kal Se Seriously Padai karnge
Ek Murgi Market Gayi aur..
Kaha- Ek Anda Dena..
Dukandar-Tum Anday Ka Kya Karogi??
Murgi- Mere Husband Ne Kaha 2Rs. Ke Liye Apna Figure Kharab Mat Karo.
Bahut der k
baad train chali.Muslim bola_ya Ali ! Hindu bola_ jai bajrang bali.Ek
sardar bola_kya Ali,Kya Bali?Ullu k pattho, Train to baju wali Chali 1 shrabi roz SHIV mandir pe sir tekta tha. 1 din pujaari ne SHIV ke jagah GANESH murti rakhi, Shraabi aya dekha bola- Chhotu papa se bolna main aya tha.