Arz kya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle Fiza aa gayi,
Ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
As u go 2 bed 2nite,
I ordered bats 2 guard u tight.
I told some ghosts to dance in white, &
2 make sure u r alryt,
i LL ask dracula 2 kiss ur neck
goodnight..
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
VERY ... Cute, Gorgeous, Genius, Good-looking, Intelligent, One in Trillions...I think its enough abt ME, wht abut U....
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