Top sheari 2012

shahansha ne jab Tajmahal banvaya Tajmahal ki har Deewar ko dekha,
un har khidki ko dekha,latakte jhummar ko dekha,lage Pardo ko dekha , beechi kalin ko dekha,
Aur socha......bahot kharcha hua.....
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Teri aankhon ke siva duniya mein rakha kya hai, par najane in aankhon se tumne dekha kya hai.
Gum hai ki inse tum pyar mera dekh na payi...DONATE THEM, shayad kisi ke kaam aajaye
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***Removed as it contained in proper Language - Edited by The Mod***

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 Dil kisi ek ko do, aur kisi nek ko do,
ye koi mandir ka prashad nahi jo harek ko do
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har acchi chiz ka bura jawab nahi hota,
har husna lajwab nahi hota,
nazar to nazaro se milti hai,  par
har nazar ka matlab pyar nahi hota
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cham cham karti aayi vo
cham cham kartichali gayi
me sindur leke khada tha
vo rakhi bandha ke chali gayi
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"Bhulane wale se koi kah de zara
Is tarah yaad aane se kya faida"
"Jab mere dil ki duniya basaati nahi to khayalon me aane se kya fayada"
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teri ankhen jhuki jhuki ,
tera chehra khila khila,
teri ankhen jhuki jhuki,
tera chehra khila khila ,
jab tere galo per se hath ghumaya,
to adha kilo FAIR AND LOVELY mila
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Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub
jaoon
Splash, Glug Glug, Splashhh!
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Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se
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People say she is very charming and fine
but seems to be a swine, in the eyes of mine
she for me was a wonder of days nine
but now is an outdated coin
she has plundered my pleasure
by her every time gibber
the word 'WIFE'for me is
'WORRIES INVITED FOR EVER'
I am sure that you are taking it as a joke
but only the wearer knows where the shoe pinches
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koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
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koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
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koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
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abe aage bhi to bol...............
neuclear power ka zamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko
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