The Miracle of Life
nurtured by a woman
who gave us
love and sacrifice...
is MOTHER
Happy Mothers Day!!
nurtured by a woman
who gave us
love and sacrifice...
is MOTHER
Happy Mothers Day!!
Happy mother's day to your mom
Hearty thanx 2 ur mom 4 giving me such a special person as a frnd.
Wishing ur mumma a very long n glorious life.
Happy mother's day 2 ur mom
Wishing ur mumma a very long n glorious life.
Happy mother's day 2 ur mom
Happy Mother's Day means more than flowers
Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!
Love u mother
Mother is the biggest gift of god
to all human being
Believe it or not she is the real queen
she protect her child and not mean
to all human being
Believe it or not she is the real queen
she protect her child and not mean
Mothers love knows no boundaries
Mothers love knows no boundaries
As it grows healthier each day,
Knows no reason as it is given unconditionally,
Knows no season as it
Transcends forever through eternity...
Happy mother's day
As it grows healthier each day,
Knows no reason as it is given unconditionally,
Knows no season as it
Transcends forever through eternity...
Happy mother's day
I love my mother beyond limits
Your mother bore you
For 9 months ,
She watched her feet
Swell, she struggled to
Climb stairs,
She got breathless quick,
She bore excruciating pain,
She suffered many sleepless
Nights,
She became your nurse, your
Chef, your teacher, your
Cleaner, your launderette, your
Friend.
She struggled for you, but not
Did she see it as a struggle,
Not once did she develop
Regrets after all this ...
How dare you say even
"uff" to her ...
I love my mother beyond limits
Do you ... ? ? ?
For 9 months ,
She watched her feet
Swell, she struggled to
Climb stairs,
She got breathless quick,
She bore excruciating pain,
She suffered many sleepless
Nights,
She became your nurse, your
Chef, your teacher, your
Cleaner, your launderette, your
Friend.
She struggled for you, but not
Did she see it as a struggle,
Not once did she develop
Regrets after all this ...
How dare you say even
"uff" to her ...
I love my mother beyond limits
Do you ... ? ? ?
Full form of Mother
"M" is for the million things she gave me,
"O" means only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her heart of purest gold,
"E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
"R" means right, and right she'll always be.
"O" means only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her heart of purest gold,
"E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
"R" means right, and right she'll always be.
Kisine"MAA"Se Sawal Kiya k Agar Aap k Qa
Kisine"MAA"Se Sawal Kiya k Agar Aap k Qadmo $e Jannat Le Li Jaye
Or
Aapse kaha Jaye K kuch Or Manglo,To
Aap Khuda se kya mangogi?
to
"MAA" ne Bohot Khubsurat Jawab Diya,
Ki
"Me Apni Aulaad ka NASEEB Apne Hath se Likhne Ka Haq Mangungi, Kyo Ki
Unki Khushi K Aage Mere Liye HAR Jannat choti Hai
Or
Aapse kaha Jaye K kuch Or Manglo,To
Aap Khuda se kya mangogi?
to
"MAA" ne Bohot Khubsurat Jawab Diya,
Ki
"Me Apni Aulaad ka NASEEB Apne Hath se Likhne Ka Haq Mangungi, Kyo Ki
Unki Khushi K Aage Mere Liye HAR Jannat choti Hai
Mene maa k hathon me ek siyah til daikha
Mene maa k hathon me ek siyah til daikha
Or maa 'se kaha
ye Daulat ka til hay
maa ne apne dono haathon me mera chehra thama or kaha
han.
dekho mere dono haathon me kitni daulat hay.
Love ur "Mother", and takecare of ur "parents'
"ALLAH hamari maa ko hamesha khush rakhey.
Aameen.
Or maa 'se kaha
ye Daulat ka til hay
maa ne apne dono haathon me mera chehra thama or kaha
han.
dekho mere dono haathon me kitni daulat hay.
Love ur "Mother", and takecare of ur "parents'
"ALLAH hamari maa ko hamesha khush rakhey.
Aameen.
Once upon a memory
Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, dear Mother.
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, dear Mother.
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY
You ran to help me when I fell
U ran to help me when I fell,
In bed a story u would tell,
A timely kiss to make it well?
I love mum… in my heart u dwell!
In bed a story u would tell,
A timely kiss to make it well?
I love mum… in my heart u dwell!
Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to
Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi..
Ladki Boyfriend Ke Sath Date Par Gayi Hui Thi
Ladki Boyfriend Ke Sath Date Par Gayi Hui Thi,
Mom Ne Dekh Liya !!
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Mom Ne Call Kya:- Beti Kaha Ho..?.
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Solid Insult
Solid Insult :-
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Ek couple Mall me gaye,
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Boy Buys a Helmet,
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Girl: Dimaag toh hai Nai, Phir Helmet kyun Liya?
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Boy: Kal Tumne Bra Liya, Me kuch Bola?
Padosiyo Ko Free Action Drama Dekhne Ko Mil Jayega
Sabhi Students Ko
Infom Kiya Jata Hai Ki
Wo Apne Results Aane Se Pehle
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Ghar Ki Sab
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Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu
Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....
Santa suffering from cold was shivering
Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
Great indians Sms
Ek murgi ne india pakistan border pr 1 anda diya
Dono desh ek ande k liye ldne lge
Fesla hua jo dusre desh ki jyada ldkiyo ko kiss krega anda ussi ka
Indian ne 20000 pakistani ldkiyo ko kiss kiya
Pakistani exicted ho k bole
Ab hmari bari hai
Indian rehne do yar anda tum rakh lo.
:-) great indians...
Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha
Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!
Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya
Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga?
Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
ailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!!
Bus Accident Man Crying
Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!
Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to
Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.
Small jokes in Hindi 2013
Pehla Bhyanak joke of 2013.
phone rings tring tring..
1st: hello roshni he?
2nd: nahi he..
1st: nahi he to mombatti jala lo ho jayege.
Small jokes in Hindi
I Love
I Love u
I Love u
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*I Love u
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I love u So much
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Bus Yehi kehna chahti thi
heer ranjha se. magar bechari ko ENGLISH nahi aati thi*
Meri Aankhe Rakh Lo
Meri Aankhe Rakh Lo
Mujhe Kuch Khwab Dedo
Jisme Teri Jhalak Ho
Aesi Sharab Dedo
Chalo Choro Sari Bate,
Aisa Kro
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2 Roti Or Thodi Dal Dedo.
Kya Apka dil nai krta “Dairy Milk” Khaane ka
Bahot sweet hai wo jinhe hum chahte hai,
Hr pal Khuda se usiko mangte he
Dil tarasta he use pane ko
Kya Apka dil nai krta
“Dairy Milk” Khaane ka
New jokes in Hindi
1 admi ne 100 times khoon daan kark record bnaya
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko prize diya
ye kehte hue ki
Apne Nahi PiyaTabi to Hmne Liya
thoda sa DHEELA kr do
Dentist to GOLU-Apka daant nikalna padega
GOLU-paise lagenge?
Dentist 200
GOLU- ye lo 50 rupye thoda sa DHEELA kr do
nikaal me khud lunga
Jokes sms in Hindi 140 words
Malum Hai aap Bahut Busy HO
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isiLiye kuchh Nahi Likha Wrna aapKo Padhna Padta.
Short Jokes - Funniest jokes
Boy 2 god- Hazaro ki kismat tere hath h,
Agr pass karde to kya bat h.
God-Galfrnds thodi kam patata to kya bat thi,
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi.
Jokes sms in Hindi 140 words
Jab reshma ki jawani ayi tab hum bachhe the
Ab shila ki jawani ayi to hum Bache wale hai
Uff ye Ladkiya sahi waqt pe jawan Kyu nahi hoti
MUNNI BADNAAM HUI DARLING TERE LIYE.
Boyfriend: Apne gharwalo ko chor diya tere liye,
Sab se rishta tod dya tere lye
Tune aj tak kiya kya h mere lye
Girlfriend: MUNNI BADNAAM HUI DARLING TERE LIYE.
Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti
Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.
Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or
Ko De Deta Hun
Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum?
Mobile jokes sms in Hindi
A Man Writing In His Diary:
“I Am An Ideal Man.
I Don”t Smoke,
Drink Or Go To Night Clubs.
I Hv Always Been Loyal To My Wife
And Don”t Flirt Wid Strange Women.
I Sleep At Eight O”clock N Wake Up Early.
I Exercise Daily N Work Regular Hours
But All This Will Change As Soon As
I Get Out Of PRISON
Girls and Handsom Boys Personality Tax
Govt.Ne Elan Kiya Hai”All Beautiful Girls & Handsom Boys Personality Tax
Diya Karien Gey
Hans Lo Hans Lo
Tumhen Kya Faraq Parhta Hai
Phans To Hum Gye Na!
Android institute in delhi
Hello all,
Here is the opportunity for all the Mobile Technology Lovers, but still have not got a chance to work somewhere.
We are Android Developers working in a software company having 4 years of experience in Java and Android both.
This is a great opportunity for those who want to make their career in Android Application Development. Actually we are going to start the first batch on Android from 1st june 2013. One impressive thing is that ,it is totally free of cost for those who want to learn Android, and do not have money to pay and searching the job. We will not charge even a single penny for the same and will try our best to impart best skills in Android App Development. We are doing it so as we people want to make our own IT company specially in mobile domain, and we want to find out a good and hard-working learners for the same. We will train them on our expenses .
So , Welcome Mobile Technology Lovers, Don't miss the opportunity.
Here is the opportunity for all the Mobile Technology Lovers, but still have not got a chance to work somewhere.
We are Android Developers working in a software company having 4 years of experience in Java and Android both.
This is a great opportunity for those who want to make their career in Android Application Development. Actually we are going to start the first batch on Android from 1st june 2013. One impressive thing is that ,it is totally free of cost for those who want to learn Android, and do not have money to pay and searching the job. We will not charge even a single penny for the same and will try our best to impart best skills in Android App Development. We are doing it so as we people want to make our own IT company specially in mobile domain, and we want to find out a good and hard-working learners for the same. We will train them on our expenses .
So , Welcome Mobile Technology Lovers, Don't miss the opportunity.
Ek tooti prem kahani
Ek tooti PREM kahani
Fark sirf itna sa hai
Uski barat gayi,
Iski mayat uthi.
Phool us par bhi the,
Phool is par bhi the.
Mehfil waha bhi thi,
Log yaha bhi the.
Wo doli pe thi,
Yeh janaze pe tha.
Unka hasna waha,
Inka rona yaha.
Saheliya uski bhi thi,
Dost iske bhi the.
The most heart touching thought
The most heart touching thought:
“Lash paani par kyun tairti hai”
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Kyun ki dubne ke liye zindagi chahiye..!!
Khud ko karo kanjoos itna
Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..
Sir ji
Ru sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du?
Achcha dost zindgi ko jannat bnata hai.
Achcha dost zindgi ko jannat bnata hai.
Islye Meri qadar kia karo
Warna fir kehte firoge.!!
Bahti hawa sa tha wo
Yar hmara tha wo
Kaha gaya use dhundo.
Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi
Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi…….
Train mai aik husband apni wife say
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!…
Patient Doctor english sms
The patient says, 'Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.'
The doctor says, 'Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.'
mug = cup
The patient says, 'Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
The doctor says, 'Next, please.'
What's the past participle of the verb 'to ring
Teacher: What's the past participle of the verb 'to ring?'
Student: What do you think, sir?
Teacher: I don't think. I KNOW.
Student: I don't think I know either, sir.
Two children are talking
Two children are talking.
A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says
A student is talking to his teacher
A student is talking to his teacher.
Student: 'Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?'
Teacher: 'Of course not.'
Student: 'Good, because I haven't done my homework.
Guess how many coins I have in my pocket
A guy says to his friend, 'Guess how many coins I have in my pocket.'
The friend says, 'If I guess right, will you give me one of them?'
The first guy says, 'If you guess right, I'll give you both of them.'
Broken Heart SMS in Hindi
Ek Din Guzarta Hai Ek Saal Jaisa,
Tadapta Hu Is Kadar Bewafayi Me Uski,
Ye Tan Banta Ja Raha Hai Kankaal Jaisa…
Bewafa Shayari SMS
Bus Ek usi ki Wafa Chahti hai,
Kitni Masoom or Nadan hai Zindagi,
Khud Bewafa hai or Wafa Chahati hai…
Bewafa Shayari SMS 2013
To Dekho Meri Aankho Me,
Baarish To Har Ek Ke Liye Barasti Hai,
Lekin Ye Aankhe Sirf Tumhare Liye Barasti Hai..
SMS Jokes in Hindi
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA
Naughty SMS in Hindi
Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai,
Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain,
Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain…
SMS Jokes in Hindi
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai…
Funny Friendship SMS in Hindi
Phool to murjha jaate hai.
Agar dosti karni hai to kaanto se karo,
Kyuki wo chubh kar bhi yaad aate hai…
Friends Teasing SMS
Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain,
Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai…
Funny SMS in Hindi
Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai…
Funny SMS Messages for Friends
Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai
Kya Bhula Diya Humein Ya Mobile Mein
SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?
Santa banta funny sms
Ponting retired at 37;
Ganguly at 38;
And Dravid at 39.
Now Sachin who turns 40 also wants to break the record of being the last to retire from all forms of cricket!
Ganguly at 38;
And Dravid at 39.
Now Sachin who turns 40 also wants to break the record of being the last to retire from all forms of cricket!
Tu sohni tera roop sohna par tu sohni ni kaha sakdi
BOY:-Tu sohni tera roop sohna par tu sohni ni kaha sakdi, sohni tan dariya paar karke aa gayi c,par tu period miss karke ni aa sakdi.
LADKI:-Main sohni mera roop sohna main sohni v kaha sakdi, ik tere kalle layi main class de 25 ranjhe chad k ni aa sakdi.
LADKI:-Main sohni mera roop sohna main sohni v kaha sakdi, ik tere kalle layi main class de 25 ranjhe chad k ni aa sakdi.
Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan
Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan
Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai
Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin,
Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin.....
Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai,
SMS padhne se nahi....
Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin.....
Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai,
SMS padhne se nahi....
Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain
Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain,
2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain,
3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,
agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai
2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain,
3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,
agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai
Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja Funny sms
Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey!
Bhagwan apko Naukri de!
Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe!
Bhagwan apko Barkat de!
Yaad ho gaya?
Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja
Bhagwan apko Naukri de!
Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe!
Bhagwan apko Barkat de!
Yaad ho gaya?
Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja
Hindi Funny Sms
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
Inse sikho Mahavir Jayanti SMS
Inse sikho
Seva=Shravan se
Mitrata=krishan se
Maryada=Ram se
Daan=Karn se
Lakshay=Eklavya
Ahinsa=Buddha
Tapasya=Mahavir se
Happy Mahavir Jayanti !!
Seva=Shravan se
Mitrata=krishan se
Maryada=Ram se
Daan=Karn se
Lakshay=Eklavya
Ahinsa=Buddha
Tapasya=Mahavir se
Happy Mahavir Jayanti !!
Adopt the path of Truth,
Adopt the path of
Truth,
Knowledge and
Non violence
Happy Mahavir Jayanti 2 all..!!
Truth,
Knowledge and
Non violence
Happy Mahavir Jayanti 2 all..!!
Mahivar Jayanti ka tyohaar
Arihant ki boli
Siddhon ka saar
Acharyon ka path
Sadhuon ka sath
Ahinsa ka prachar
Mubarak ho aapko
Mahivar Jayanti ka tyohar..
Siddhon ka saar
Acharyon ka path
Sadhuon ka sath
Ahinsa ka prachar
Mubarak ho aapko
Mahivar Jayanti ka tyohar..
Mahavir Jayanti SMS
Hopefully Preaching of Lord Mahavir
Hopefully Preaching of Lord Mahavir
ie. right faith (samyak-darshana),
right knowledge (samyak-jnana),
and right conduct (samyak-charitra)
together give us the real path
to attain the liberation of one’s self.
Happy Mahavir Jayanti!
Hopefully Preaching of Lord Mahavir
ie. right faith (samyak-darshana),
right knowledge (samyak-jnana),
and right conduct (samyak-charitra)
together give us the real path
to attain the liberation of one’s self.
Happy Mahavir Jayanti!
Mahavir Jayanti 2013 SMS Messages
I always ask Lord Mahavir
to give you what you DESERVE,
Not what you DESIRE…!!
It is because your Desires may be few…
Happy Mahavir Jayanti 2013..
May the holy words show you…
the path to never ending happiness…
Sending you warm wishes…
Happy Mahavir Jayanti..”
What is the full form of MATHS?
Sir to Student: “What is the full form of MATHS?”
student thinks hard & answers, “Mentaly Affected Teachers Harming students” !
Kiss sms 2013
Mom- Itni Raat Gaye Kaha Gaye The?
Beta- Apni Girlfriend Se Milne.
Mom- Kis Liye?!
Beta- Haa Mom, Bahut KISS Liye!!
Pappu was taking naked bath in a jungle
Pappu was taking naked bath in a jungle.
All animals were laughing at him.
Pappu:Why ru laughing?
Animals:Ha Ha.. Your tail is in FRONT SIDE
Reactions of girls wen de lost their purse
Reactions of girls wen de lost their purse
Poor girl: my money Rich girl: my credit card
bt Sweet n beautiful girl: oh shit ROCKY ki photo
Funny Shayari For u
Shayari 4 u
Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah) Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah)
Tere pyar ka saya,(wah wah wah)
2 Minute ruk Main Susu karke aaya
Invented Funny sms
Americans Invented Mobile, iPhone, Cellphone.
Japanese Invented SIM Card.
Indians Invented Missed Call.!
kissi nahi di funny sms
Mom: Kyu rote ho
Son: Dad ne mujhe kissi nahi di
Mom: Tumne unko Table nahi sunaya hoga
Son: bazU wali aunty ko kaunse tables aata he
izool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur.. BEWAkuf mil gaya
Oye Hoye Mil Gaya Balle-Balle Mil Gaya,
DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya,
Apna Sara Kaam Chod K Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur..
BEWAkuf mil gaya
PYAR or “ISHQ” mein kya frk hai
Teacher- “PYAR” or “ISHQ” mein kya frk hai?
Stud – Sir”Pyar”wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai. or “ISHQ” wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey hai
What is diffrence between Problem & Talent?
What is diffrence between Problem & Talent? so simple….
2 boys love 1girl = Problem!
1boy love 2 girls = Talent!
Lord Shiv and bhakt Funny sms
Lord Shiv- kuch var mango
Bhkt- guiter do
Shiv- aur kuch mango
Bhkt- nai guiter
Shiv- murkh!mere pas guiter hota to DUGDUGI kyu bajata..!
Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao Sms
Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO” k numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me “HAKEEMO” ke..!
10 Messages 4 you
10 Msgs 4u
1 Hi
2 Hello
3 I miss U
4 HrU?
5 Hope Ur fine
6 Keep smiling
7 Take care
8 God Bles U
9 B happy
10 GOOD NIGHT
Never blame a day in ur life
Never blame a day in ur life.
Good days give u happiness.
Bad days give u experience.
Both are essential in life!
All are Gods blessings!
good night.
Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight
Let the most beautiful
dream come to u tonight,
Let the sweetest person
come in ur dream tonight....
But dont make it a habit
bcoz I m not free every night.
Goodnight
A day is going to end again ... Good Night
A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U
making my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend lastly
good night n sweet dreams...
heartis reading my sweet SMS
Now 4.7 millions people r going to sleep
...2.5 millionsr dreaming..
1.3 millions r watching Tv..
But one cute heartis reading my sweet SMS...
good night
Sun rested in d west
Sun rested in d west.
Birds returned 2 d nest.
Roads r turning quiet.
Moon is glittering bright.
I wish u a sweet & wonderful night.
GOOD NIGHT.......
Pyari si "RAAT" mai
Pyari si "RAAT" mai.
Pyare se "ANDHERE" Mai.
Pyari si "NEEND" mai.
Pyare se "SAPNO" mai.
Pyare se "DOST" ko.
Pyari si "GOOD NIGHT".
Saying Good night is not a Formality or Due to free message
Saying Good night is not a Formality or Due to free message,
It's the art of Saying that I remember you in "My last minute of the Day "
Good Night.
Smile is the Best Credit Card
Smile is the Best Credit Card.
Bcoz it is Accepted World Wide,
Auto Reload,
Unlimited Usage,
No Payment,
at all makes every1 Happy.
So keep Smiling.
Good Night
CHAND NE CHANDNI KO YAAD KIYA
CHAND NE CHANDNI KO YAAD KIYA
RAAT NE SITARO KO YAAD KIYA
HUMARE PAAS NA TO CHAND HAI NA CHANDNI
ISLIYE HUMNE APNE CHAND SE BHI PYARE DOST KO YAAD KIYA
GOOD NIGHT
Suraj tu unko mera paigam dena
Suraj tu unko mera paigam dena,
Khushi ka din aur hasi ki subah kehna,
Jab wo dekhe tuje bahar aakar,
to unko mera
Good Morning Kehana
Mornings are refreshing like friendship
Mornings are refreshing like friendship.
It may not stay all day long,
but
for sure it comes forever every day..
Subah-subah suraj ka sath ho
Subah-subah suraj ka sath ho,
gungunate parindo ki awaz ho,
hath maii coffee aur yaado mein koi khas ho,
us khubsurat subah ki phli yaad aap ho!
Hum to isi time Good morning bolenge Sms
Aisa hai
Bura Lage
Bhala Lage
Right Lage
Wrong Lage
True Lage
False Lage
Sar Patthar pe Maro
Ya,
Patthar Sir par
Maro.
Hum to isi time Good morning bolenge!
Special Tea Good Morning
;; Special
c('''') Tea
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I mixed it with Love and Happiness,
But
there is no Sugar.. Bcoz
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33 Rupay Kilo hai.
khud daal lena.. Good Morning
A big Good Morning
A big Good Morning to my
sweet sugar
coated choco
mallow milky
shaky honey
dipped cheese
melting orange
juicy pepperoni
lovely FRIEND.
Have a Nice Day
A good morning creates a good mood
A good morning creates a good mood,
A good mood creates a good work
A good work creates a good day
A good day make u happy
ur happiness make me happy.
Good Morning
Good Moning Ascii Sms
*::*Wishing*::*
*:::*U*:::*
*::::*Happiest*::::*
*::*Sweetest*::*
>|:::*&*:::|<
*::::*Lovely*:::*
*:::*GOOD*:::*
*....*morning*...*
Good Morning Means
G -get up
O -open ur eyes
O -out of ur bed
D -day has risen
M -merry life
O -old drms cm tru
R -rise shine
N -new frnds
I -ideas of life
N -nice future
G -good day 4u
Good Morning
Nayi si subah naya sa savera
Nayi si subah naya sa savera,
Auraj ki kirno me hawao ka basera,
Khule asman me suraj ka chehra,
Mubarak ho aapko ye hasin savera.
GOOD MORNING
A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing
A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing,
Either Cloudy or Sunny.
It stands for Hope,
giving us another start of what we call Life.
Have a Good Morning & Day!
Pappu ko Heart ki bimari thi Funny sms
Pappu ko Heart ki bimari thi...
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Doctor ne namak na khane ki salah
di..
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Pappu ki biwi hamesha pappu khayal rakhne lagi..
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Pappu bhi bahot sawdhani rakhne
laga..
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Doctor ne namak na khane ki salah
di..
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Pappu ki biwi hamesha pappu khayal rakhne lagi..
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Pappu bhi bahot sawdhani rakhne
laga..
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Ek admi ki shadi hui Sms
Ek admi ki shadi hui, Dost se
Mashwra liya k apni Biwi ka Dil
kese
jetoon.. ??
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Friend:"Us k paas Cigret laga kar
jana
or dhuwa us k muh pe mar
k kehna:"Agar tum kaho to ye
adat
bhi chor sakta hun...:->
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Us ne jaa kar esa hee kiya..
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Biwi ne sun kar jawab dia:"NAi its
0k.. Agar GOLD FLAKE hai te
ek SUTTA Mujhe bhi marna
hai..
Mashwra liya k apni Biwi ka Dil
kese
jetoon.. ??
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Friend:"Us k paas Cigret laga kar
jana
or dhuwa us k muh pe mar
k kehna:"Agar tum kaho to ye
adat
bhi chor sakta hun...:->
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Us ne jaa kar esa hee kiya..
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Biwi ne sun kar jawab dia:"NAi its
0k.. Agar GOLD FLAKE hai te
ek SUTTA Mujhe bhi marna
hai..
1 bewafa ki yad me hamne jam utha liya
1 bewafa ki yad me hamne jam utha liya
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aur bred pe laga liya aur fatafat kha liya
note- sare ashiq bewde nahi hote
kuch bhuke bhi hote hai
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aur bred pe laga liya aur fatafat kha liya
note- sare ashiq bewde nahi hote
kuch bhuke bhi hote hai
Agar Ksi Ko S.S.C or H.S.C Board K Papers Mein Pass Krwana Ho To
Agar Ksi Ko S.S.C or H.S.C Board K Papers Mein
Pass Krwana Ho To
Mujhe Name or Seat No
Inbox Kr Dena
Ok..?
Sirf 2000 me
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Main Us K liy Dua Karunga. =))
Pass Krwana Ho To
Mujhe Name or Seat No
Inbox Kr Dena
Ok..?
Sirf 2000 me
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Main Us K liy Dua Karunga. =))
EK BAAR HUSBAND AUR WIFE MEI jhagda ho jata h
EK BAAR HUSBAND AUR WIFE MEI jhagda ho jata h.
hausband- bas karo nai to mere andar ka jaanwar jaag jayega.
wife- jaag jane do,mei chuhe se nai darti.:)
hausband- bas karo nai to mere andar ka jaanwar jaag jayega.
wife- jaag jane do,mei chuhe se nai darti.:)
Pati patni me ladai ho gya Funny sms
Pati patni me ladai ho gya,
pati ghar se chal gya raat ko phon karke pucha ke
khane mein kya hai
patni-zehar
pati-mein ghar der se aunga ,tum khakar so jana....
pati ghar se chal gya raat ko phon karke pucha ke
khane mein kya hai
patni-zehar
pati-mein ghar der se aunga ,tum khakar so jana....
BOYS RULE OF SUCCESS SMS
BOYS RULE OF SUCCESS.
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Apni Zindagi Mein Koi Kaam KarneSe Pehle
Hamesha Kisi LADKI Se Mashwara Kar Lo...
Wo Jo Mashwara De Uss Ka Ulta Karo
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Kamyabi 100% Tumhare Qadam ChoomeGi
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Apni Zindagi Mein Koi Kaam KarneSe Pehle
Hamesha Kisi LADKI Se Mashwara Kar Lo...
Wo Jo Mashwara De Uss Ka Ulta Karo
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Kamyabi 100% Tumhare Qadam ChoomeGi
Maa Gud News Hai Sms
Beta On Phone:Maa Gud News Hai.
Maa:Kya Hua ?
Beta:Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Maa:Ladka Hua Ya Ladki. ?
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Beta:Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli. :D
Maa:Kya Hua ?
Beta:Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Maa:Ladka Hua Ya Ladki. ?
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Beta:Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli. :D
MAHA KHATARNAK STUDENT
MAHA KHATARNAK STUDENT
Teacher: What is a verb?
Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
Teacher: What are you saying?.
Student: It is a complete sentence.
Teacher: Are you mad?.
Student: It is a question.
Teacher: Don't be silly.
Student: It is an advice.
Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Student: It is a command.
Teacher: What is a verb?
Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
Teacher: What are you saying?.
Student: It is a complete sentence.
Teacher: Are you mad?.
Student: It is a question.
Teacher: Don't be silly.
Student: It is an advice.
Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Student: It is a command.
Apun knjus thodi hai
Apun Ko Yad Krne Ka
Apun Ko Phone Krne Ka
Apun Ko SMS Bhi Krne Ka
Nhi Kiya
To
To
To
To
To
To Drne Ka Nhi Re
Apun krega na.
Apun knjus thodi hai.
Apun Ko Phone Krne Ka
Apun Ko SMS Bhi Krne Ka
Nhi Kiya
To
To
To
To
To
To Drne Ka Nhi Re
Apun krega na.
Apun knjus thodi hai.
JAI MATA DI
Maa Durga Aapko Apni 9 Bhujaao Se:
1. Bal,
2. Buddhi,
3. Aishwarya,
4. Sukh,
5. Swasthya,
6. Daulat,
7. Abhijeet,
8. Nirbhikata,
9. Sampannata Pradan Kare.
JAI MATA DI
1. Bal,
2. Buddhi,
3. Aishwarya,
4. Sukh,
5. Swasthya,
6. Daulat,
7. Abhijeet,
8. Nirbhikata,
9. Sampannata Pradan Kare.
JAI MATA DI
Navratri ki shubhkamnaye
Maa durga humein sarvshreshtha banne ka
Saahas-ichha-dhairya pradan kare.
Unki aseem kripa hum par bani rahe!
Apko aur apke parivar ko
Navratri ki shubhkamnaye
Happy Navratri Hindi Shayari, Messages, SMS
Pag Pag Aapko Khushiyan Mile
Kaante Nahi Phool Khile
Dukhon Ka Na Ho Ana Jana
Navratri Ki Aapko Hardik Subhkamna
Happy Navratri !!!
Kaante Nahi Phool Khile
Dukhon Ka Na Ho Ana Jana
Navratri Ki Aapko Hardik Subhkamna
Happy Navratri !!!
Whatz navratra?
Watz navratra?
N- nav chetna
A- akhand jyoti
V- vighn nashak
R- raat jageshwari
A- anand dayi
T- trikal darshi
R- raksh karti
A- ambe maa
JAI MATA DI!
N- nav chetna
A- akhand jyoti
V- vighn nashak
R- raat jageshwari
A- anand dayi
T- trikal darshi
R- raksh karti
A- ambe maa
JAI MATA DI!
Fortunate is the one
Fortunate is the one
Who has learned to admire,
But not to envy.
Good wishes for a joyous Navratri,
With a plenty of peace and prosperity.
Memories of moments celebrated together
Moments that have been attached in my heart forever
Make me Miss You even more this Navratri.
Hope this Navratri brings in Good Fortune
Who has learned to admire,
But not to envy.
Good wishes for a joyous Navratri,
With a plenty of peace and prosperity.
Memories of moments celebrated together
Moments that have been attached in my heart forever
Make me Miss You even more this Navratri.
Hope this Navratri brings in Good Fortune
Happy navratri and durga puja
Those empty spaces were my silent prayers, asking Maa Durga to guide & protect YOU always in whatever YOU do & wherever YOU are!Happy navratri and durga puja
Happy Navratre
OM SARV MANGAL MANGALAY SHIVE SARWARTH SADHIKE, SHARANYE TARYAMBAKE,GORI NARAINI NAMOSTUTE,JAI MATA DI!! Happy Navratre!!
sajaa darwar hai or ek jyoti jagmagayi hai
sajaa darwar hai or ek jyoti jagmagayi hai, naseeb jagega un jagran karane walo ka, naseeb jagega jagran me aane walo ka, wo dekho mandir me meri maat muskarayi hai. HAPPY NAVRATRI !!
HAPPY NAVRATRI
"Nav Kalpana........... Nav Jyotsana........... Nav Shakti...... Nav Aaradhana..... Nav Ratri Ke Paavan Parv par puri ho aapki har manokamna HAPPY NAVRATRI."
Aaya hai Maa Durga ka tyohar. Maa aap aur aapke parivar par sada apni kripa banaye rakhe . Yahi hai dua hamari. Aapko Navaratri ke pawan avsar par bahut-2 badhai ho.
Aaya hai Maa Durga ka tyohar. Maa aap aur aapke parivar par sada apni kripa banaye rakhe . Yahi hai dua hamari. Aapko Navaratri ke pawan avsar par bahut-2 badhai ho.
apko navratri ki subhkamna
deepak me jyoti me prakash,pulkit hai dharti,jagmagaye akash,maa ka aashirbaad sab per rahe, viraje khushiyan apar. wish you Happy Navratra.
Pag pag me phool khile, khushi ap sabko itni mile, kabhi na ho dukho ka samna, yahi he apko navratri ki subhkamna..!!
Pag pag me phool khile, khushi ap sabko itni mile, kabhi na ho dukho ka samna, yahi he apko navratri ki subhkamna..!!
Full form navratra
N-Nav chetna
A-Akhand jyoti
V-Vighna nashak
R-Ratjageshwari
A-Anand day
T-Trikal darshi
R-Rakshan karti
A-Anandmoyi Maa
Nav Durga bless u.
Happy Navratri
A-Akhand jyoti
V-Vighna nashak
R-Ratjageshwari
A-Anand day
T-Trikal darshi
R-Rakshan karti
A-Anandmoyi Maa
Nav Durga bless u.
Happy Navratri
Maa durga se vinti hai ki apke jeevan main sukh,
Maa durga se vinti hai ki apke jeevan main sukh,
samradhe, dhyan,yash pradaan kare.Happy Navratra.
door ki sunti hai
maa paas ki sunti hai
maa to akhir maa hai
maa to har majboor ki sunti hai
samradhe, dhyan,yash pradaan kare.Happy Navratra.
door ki sunti hai
maa paas ki sunti hai
maa to akhir maa hai
maa to har majboor ki sunti hai
Happy Navratri 2013 SMS
“May Mata Bless You On This Special Day Of Navratri,
And May On This Festive Season Dhan, Yash And Samriddhi Comes ToYour Home,
Happy Navratrey.
And May On This Festive Season Dhan, Yash And Samriddhi Comes ToYour Home,
Happy Navratrey.
Jagat paalan haar hai maa
Jagat paalan haar hai maa,
mukti ka dham hai maa.
hamari bakti ke adhar hai maa,
ham sab ki raksha ki avatar hai maa.
‘happy navaraatri’
mukti ka dham hai maa.
hamari bakti ke adhar hai maa,
ham sab ki raksha ki avatar hai maa.
‘happy navaraatri’
Devi ke kadam aapke ghar me aayen
devi ke kadam aapke ghar me aayen,
aap khushali se nahayen,
pareshaniya aapse aankhen churayen,
NAVRATRI ki aapko shubh kamnayen
JAI MATA DI
aap khushali se nahayen,
pareshaniya aapse aankhen churayen,
NAVRATRI ki aapko shubh kamnayen
JAI MATA DI
Lakshmi ka Hath ho
Lakshmi ka Hath ho,
Saraswati ka Sath ho,
Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur maa durga ke ashirwad se
Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho
Happy Navratri 2013..
Saraswati ka Sath ho,
Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur maa durga ke ashirwad se
Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho
Happy Navratri 2013..
Khushian ho overflow
Khushian ho overflow,
masti kabhi na ho low,
apnonka surur chaya rahe,
Dil me bhari maya rahe,
shohrat ki ho bauchhar,
aisa aaye aapke liye dandia ka tyohar!
Happy Navratri..!!
masti kabhi na ho low,
apnonka surur chaya rahe,
Dil me bhari maya rahe,
shohrat ki ho bauchhar,
aisa aaye aapke liye dandia ka tyohar!
Happy Navratri..!!
I pray This NAVRATRI gives 9 shower upon U
I pray This NAVRATRI gives 9 shower upon U
shanti
shakti
saiyam
sammaan
saralta
safalta
sam ridhi
sanskaar
swaasthya
Haappy Navratri…..
shanti
shakti
saiyam
sammaan
saralta
safalta
sam ridhi
sanskaar
swaasthya
Haappy Navratri…..
Ramji ki mahima
Ramji ki mahima
Sita maa ka dhairya
Lakshmana ji ka tej aur
Bharat ji ka tyaag
hum sabko jeevan ki seekh deta rahey.
Happy Chaitra Navratri.
Sita maa ka dhairya
Lakshmana ji ka tej aur
Bharat ji ka tyaag
hum sabko jeevan ki seekh deta rahey.
Happy Chaitra Navratri.
Happy Navratri 2013
Today is first NAVRATRA
May Goddess Durga give prosperous to you and to your family.
May her blessings be always with you.
Happy Navratri 2013..
May Goddess Durga give prosperous to you and to your family.
May her blessings be always with you.
Happy Navratri 2013..
May this navratre give u
May this navratre give u…
Nine NAVRATRI prasads 4 U1)Shanti
2)Shakti
3)Saiyam
4)Sanmaan
5 )Saralta
6)Safalta
7)Samridhi
8)Sanskaar
9)Swaasthya
happy navratri
Nine NAVRATRI prasads 4 U1)Shanti
2)Shakti
3)Saiyam
4)Sanmaan
5 )Saralta
6)Safalta
7)Samridhi
8)Sanskaar
9)Swaasthya
happy navratri
Mubarak ho NAVRATRI ka tyohar
Lal rang ki chunri se saja MA ka darbar Harshit hua me Pulkit hua sansar Nanhe-2 kadmo se MA aye apke dwar Mubarak ho NAVRATRI ka tyohar!
Missing You On Navratri.
Colourful Ceremony Seemed...
Colourless For Me. And Sweet
Music Of Festival. Became dull
And Solemn. In Your Absence...
Missing You On Navratri.
Colourless For Me. And Sweet
Music Of Festival. Became dull
And Solemn. In Your Absence...
Missing You On Navratri.
maa ka derbar saza do
"jai mata di"
maa ka derbar saza do,
prem se sansar saza do,
jyot jalegi jab maa k naam ki,
apne bure vichar jala do,
maa ka derbar saza do.
maa ka derbar saza do,
prem se sansar saza do,
jyot jalegi jab maa k naam ki,
apne bure vichar jala do,
maa ka derbar saza do.
maa ka derbar saza do
"jai mata di"
maa ka derbar saza do,
prem se sansar saza do,
jyot jalegi jab maa k naam ki,
apne bure vichar jala do,
maa ka derbar saza do.
maa ka derbar saza do,
prem se sansar saza do,
jyot jalegi jab maa k naam ki,
apne bure vichar jala do,
maa ka derbar saza do.
Jitne bhi hai jaha pe, unhi ke lal hai sare
Jitne bhi hai jaha pe, unhi ke lal hai sare, unke hi isaro pe chalte, ye chand aur tare.
pal bhar ke liye hi sahi maa ko yaad kijiye, hogi puri tamna jara phariyad kijiye.
Happy Navratri
pal bhar ke liye hi sahi maa ko yaad kijiye, hogi puri tamna jara phariyad kijiye.
Happy Navratri
Jagat paalan haar hai maa
Jagat paalan haar hai maa,
mukti ka dham hai maa.
hamari bakti ke adhar hai maa,
ham sab ki raksha ki avatar hai maa.
'happy navaraatri'
mukti ka dham hai maa.
hamari bakti ke adhar hai maa,
ham sab ki raksha ki avatar hai maa.
'happy navaraatri'
door ki sunti hai ma
door ki sunti hai
maa paas ki sunti hai
maa to akhir maa hai
maa to har majboor ki sunti hai
HAPPY NAVRATRI
maa paas ki sunti hai
maa to akhir maa hai
maa to har majboor ki sunti hai
HAPPY NAVRATRI
HAPPY NAVRATRI 2013
sajaa darwar hai or ek jyoti jagmagayi hai
naseeb jagega un jagran karane walo ka
naseeb jagega jagran me aane walo ka
wo dekho mandir me meri maat muskarayi hai
HAPPY NAVRATRI
naseeb jagega un jagran karane walo ka
naseeb jagega jagran me aane walo ka
wo dekho mandir me meri maat muskarayi hai
HAPPY NAVRATRI
JAY MATA DI Navratri Sms
hamako tha intajaar wo ghadi aa gai.Hokar sing per sawaar matarani aa gai.....hogi ab man ki har muraad puri harane ab ssare dukh mata dwaar aa gai JAY MATA DI
शुभ नवरात्री
लाल रंग की चुनरी से सजा माँ का दरबार;
हर्षित हुआ संसार!
नन्हें नन्हें क़दमों से, माँ आये आपके द्वार;
मुबारक हो आपको नवरात्री का त्योहार!
शुभ नवरात्री!
हर्षित हुआ संसार!
नन्हें नन्हें क़दमों से, माँ आये आपके द्वार;
मुबारक हो आपको नवरात्री का त्योहार!
शुभ नवरात्री!
May God gift you
May God gift you gifts of life, gifts of joy, gifts of happiness, gifts
of friendship, gifts of love and all gifts you want in your life. Happy
Navratri.
Its an auspicious day
Its an auspicious day of Navratri
Make a wish and it shall come true
Do good deeds and forget the rest
Maa is constantly watching on you
Happy Navratri.
Make a wish and it shall come true
Do good deeds and forget the rest
Maa is constantly watching on you
Happy Navratri.
I pray to maa
I pray to maa durga to give you all SHANTI, SHAKTI, SAMPATTI, SWAROOP,
SAADGI, SANYAM, SAMMAN, SADACHAAR and SNEH. HAPPY NAVRATRI.
May this Navratri be
May this Navratri be as bright as ever
Its time to celebrate sing and dance
May Maa bless you in every way
May you get your perfect chance
Happy Navratri.
Its time to celebrate sing and dance
May Maa bless you in every way
May you get your perfect chance
Happy Navratri.
This Navratri light the
This Navratri light the lamp of happiness, prosperity and knowledge, Happy Navratri!
May Maa durga empower you and your family
with her nine swaroopas of name, fame, health, wealth, happiness, humanity, education, bhakti, shakti.
Happy Navratri.
May Maa durga empower you and your family
with her nine swaroopas of name, fame, health, wealth, happiness, humanity, education, bhakti, shakti.
Happy Navratri.
May the brightness of
May the brightness of Navratri
Fill your days with cheer
May all your dreams come true
During Navratri and all through the year
Happy Navratri
Fill your days with cheer
May all your dreams come true
During Navratri and all through the year
Happy Navratri
Dandiya raas and lot
Dandiya raas and lot of fun
The festivities of Navratri have begun
May you be blessed with peace and love
By Maa durga from heaven above
Happy Navratri.
The festivities of Navratri have begun
May you be blessed with peace and love
By Maa durga from heaven above
Happy Navratri.
May the divine wishes
May the divine wishes of Goddesses
Give you strength and smiles
May you live with peace and joy
A successful mile after mile
Give you strength and smiles
May you live with peace and joy
A successful mile after mile
Fortunate is the one
Fortunate is the one Who has learned to admire, But not to envy. Good
wishes for a joyous Navratri, With a plenty of peace and prosperity.
Navratri means 9 nights
Navratri means 9 nights of devotion. Spirituality. Celebrations. Music.
Dance. Garba. Stuti. Hope the divine blessings of Maa always be with
you. Happy Navratri
Maa har saal Navratra pe milne aaye.
In aaakhon se sada Maa ko dekhu, In kano se Maa ko sunu, Ye haath Maa ke
charno ki dhul ko sada chue, Ye paaon sada Maa ke darbar ko hi jaye,
Sada maa ka beta bana rahu. Maa har saal Navratra pe milne aaye. Happy
Navratri
kya hai paapi kya hai ghamandi, maa k dar par sabhi shees jhukate
kya hai paapi kya hai ghamandi,
maa k dar par sabhi shees jhukate,
milta hai chain tere dar pe maiya,
jholi bharke sabhi hai jaate.
"HAPPY NAVRATRI"
wish you Happy Navratra 2013
deepak me jyoti me prakash,pulkit hai dharti,jagmagaye akash,maa ka
aashirbaad sab per rahe, viraje khushiyan apar. wish you Happy Navratra.
Best Wishes for Navratri
Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have
passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it
up.
Best Wishes for Navratri
Best Wishes for Navratri
Navratri Sms 2013-2014
devi ke kadam aapke ghar me aayen,
aap khushali se nahayen,
pareshaniya aapse aankhen churayen,
NAVRATRI ki aapko shubh kamnayen
JAI MATA DI
Let’s Revere Amba Maata…
As She Returns To Her Earthly Abode…
Giving Us Cause For Celebration, At Home And Abroad…
So Light The Brightest Diyas…
Sing The Sweetest Sangeets…
Adorn Yourselves In Finery…
Prepare Those Sumptuous Feasts…
Revel In The Merrymaking…
Have a Glorious Navratri…
Happy Navratrey
“May Mata Bless You On This Special Day Of Navratri,
And May On This Festive Season Dhan, Yash And Samriddhi Comes ToYour Home,
Happy Navratrey
And May On This Festive Season Dhan, Yash And Samriddhi Comes ToYour Home,
Happy Navratrey
Wish you Happy Navratri
Navraat hai puja sankalp ki,
Atma-Shakti ki,
Kabhi na Haar manane wali
Pravarti ki,
Nirasha me asha ki kiran ki..
Apnakar Navraat ko safal banaye,
Wish you Happy Navratri.
Atma-Shakti ki,
Kabhi na Haar manane wali
Pravarti ki,
Nirasha me asha ki kiran ki..
Apnakar Navraat ko safal banaye,
Wish you Happy Navratri.
JAI MATA DI Sms
Saara Jahan Hain Jiski Sharan Me.
Naman Hain Us MAA Ke
Charan Me,
Hum hai us MAA Ke Charno Ki Dhul
Aao Mil Kar Chadaaye
Shrradha Ke **Phul**.
JAI MATA DI..
Happy Navratri.
Naman Hain Us MAA Ke
Charan Me,
Hum hai us MAA Ke Charno Ki Dhul
Aao Mil Kar Chadaaye
Shrradha Ke **Phul**.
JAI MATA DI..
Happy Navratri.
Full Mata name
ABCD aati hai kya..?
Agar aati bhi hogi to
Isi nahi aati hogi..
Kyon ki esi aaj tak
Aapko kisi ne nahi sikhai hogi...
A=Ambe
B=Bhawani
C=Chamunda
D=Durga
E=Ekrupi
F=Farsadharni
G=Gayatri
H=Hinglaaj
Agar aati bhi hogi to
Isi nahi aati hogi..
Kyon ki esi aaj tak
Aapko kisi ne nahi sikhai hogi...
A=Ambe
B=Bhawani
C=Chamunda
D=Durga
E=Ekrupi
F=Farsadharni
G=Gayatri
H=Hinglaaj
Mubarak ho apko Navratri ka tyohar
Lal rang k chunri se
Saja ma ka darbar
Harshit hua sansar
Nanhe-namhe kadmo se
Ma aaye apke dwar
Mubarak ho apko
Navratri ka tyohar
Saja ma ka darbar
Harshit hua sansar
Nanhe-namhe kadmo se
Ma aaye apke dwar
Mubarak ho apko
Navratri ka tyohar
Happy Navratri Sms in hindi
Saara Jahan Hain Jiski Sharan Me.
Naman Hain Us MAA Ke
Charan Me,
Hum hai us MAA Ke Charno Ki Dhul
Aao Mil Kar Chadaaye
Shrradha Ke **Phul**.
JAI MATA DI..
Happy Navratri.
Naman Hain Us MAA Ke
Charan Me,
Hum hai us MAA Ke Charno Ki Dhul
Aao Mil Kar Chadaaye
Shrradha Ke **Phul**.
JAI MATA DI..
Happy Navratri.
Hindi Navratri SMS
devi ke kadam aapke ghar me aayen,
aap khushali se nahayen,
pareshaniya aapse aankhen churayen,
NAVRATRI ki aapko shubh kamnayen
JAI MATA DI
Latest Navratri SMS
May Mata Bless You On This Special Day Of Navratri,
And May On This Festive Season Dhan, Yash And Samriddhi Comes ToYour Home,
Happy Navratrey.
And May On This Festive Season Dhan, Yash And Samriddhi Comes ToYour Home,
Happy Navratrey.
Happy Navratri SMS
Jagat paalan haar hai maa,
mukti ka dham hai maa.
hamari bakti ke adhar hai maa,
ham sab ki raksha ki avatar hai maa.
‘happy navaraatri’
mukti ka dham hai maa.
hamari bakti ke adhar hai maa,
ham sab ki raksha ki avatar hai maa.
‘happy navaraatri’
Happy Navratri SMS Wishes
Nav Deep Jale, Nav phool khile,
Nit nayi Bahar mile,
NAVRATRI ke is Pawan Avsar par Aapko MATA RANI ka Aashirvad mile.
HAPPY NAVRATRI
Nit nayi Bahar mile,
NAVRATRI ke is Pawan Avsar par Aapko MATA RANI ka Aashirvad mile.
HAPPY NAVRATRI
Navratri SMS Quotes Wishes Messages
Saara Jahan Hain Jiski Sharan Me.
Naman Hain Us MAA Ke
Charan Me,
Hum hai us MAA Ke Charno Ki Dhul
Aao Mil Kar Chadaaye
Shrradha Ke **Phul**.
JAI MATA DI..
Happy Navratri.
Naman Hain Us MAA Ke
Charan Me,
Hum hai us MAA Ke Charno Ki Dhul
Aao Mil Kar Chadaaye
Shrradha Ke **Phul**.
JAI MATA DI..
Happy Navratri.
Navratri Sms 2013 For Friends
Chand ki chandani, Basant ki bahaar
Phulon ki khushboo, Apnon ka pyaar
Mubaarak ho aapko NAVRATRI ka tyohaar
Sada khush rahe aap aur aapka Parivaar…
Phulon ki khushboo, Apnon ka pyaar
Mubaarak ho aapko NAVRATRI ka tyohaar
Sada khush rahe aap aur aapka Parivaar…
Navratri Sms For Girl friends
kya hai paapi kya hai ghamandi
maa ke dar pe sabhi sheesh jhukate
milta hai chain tere dar pe maiyaa
jholi bharke sabhi hai jaate…
HAPPY NAVRATRI
maa ke dar pe sabhi sheesh jhukate
milta hai chain tere dar pe maiyaa
jholi bharke sabhi hai jaate…
HAPPY NAVRATRI
Navratri SMS, Messages Hindi Wishes 2013
Today is first NAVRATRA.
May Goddess Durga give prosperous to you and to your family.
May her blessings be always with you.
Happy Navratri 2013..
Ramji ki mahima
Sita maa ka dhairya
Lakshmana ji ka tej aur
Bharat ji ka tyaag
hum sabko jeevan ki seekh deta rahey.
Happy Chaitra Navratri.
Navratri 2013 SMS Messages For Friends
Saara Jahan Hain Jiski Sharan Me.
Naman Hain Us MAA Ke
Charan Me,
Hum hai us MAA Ke Charno Ki Dhul
Aao Mil Kar Chadaaye
Shrradha Ke **Phul**.
JAI MATA DI..
Happy Navratri 2013.
Aa Gai,
Hokar Singh Par Sawar Mata
Rani Aa Gai,
Hogi Ab Mann Ki Har Muraad
Puri…
Harne Ab Saare Dukh Mata
Dware Aa Gai.
Happy Navratri.
Shubh Navratri SMS Quotes Wishes 2013
Fortunate is the one Who has learned to admire,
But not to envy. Good wishes for a joyous Navratri,
With a plenty of peace and prosperity.
Happy Navratri
Jiwan ek Aaradhna hai
aur Aaradhna ‘Shakti MAA’ ki
Upasna se Paripurn ho..
NAVRATRI SUBH ho..
Full form ogf navratra
N – Navchetna
A – Akhand jyoti
V – Vignashak
R – Ratjageswari
A – Aanandayi
T – Trikaal darshi
R – Rakshan Karti
A – Anandmayi Maa Durgaa Bless You Happy Navratri
A – Akhand jyoti
V – Vignashak
R – Ratjageswari
A – Aanandayi
T – Trikaal darshi
R – Rakshan Karti
A – Anandmayi Maa Durgaa Bless You Happy Navratri
jholi bharke navratri sms
kya hai paapi kya hai ghamandi
maa ke dar pe sabhi sheesh jhukate
milta hai chain tere dar pe maiyaa
jholi bharke sabhi hai jaate…
HAPPY NAVRATRI……
maa ke dar pe sabhi sheesh jhukate
milta hai chain tere dar pe maiyaa
jholi bharke sabhi hai jaate…
HAPPY NAVRATRI……
Navratri Sms 2013
Chand ki chandani, Basant ki bahaar
Phulon ki khushboo, Apnon ka pyaar
Mubaarak ho aapko NAVRATRI ka tyohaar
Sada khush rahe aap aur aapka Parivaar…
Happy Navratri
Phulon ki khushboo, Apnon ka pyaar
Mubaarak ho aapko NAVRATRI ka tyohaar
Sada khush rahe aap aur aapka Parivaar…
Happy Navratri
Husband ka Real sapna
WIFE:" JANU, Aaj Tumhari
Girlfriend Night Stay Karne Aaa
Rahi hai !
Maine Fridge mein Beer & fresh
Fruit Salad banake rakha hai, Room
freshner side table
parhai,
Nahanay Ka Soap with lime
fragrance or towel Bhi rakha
hai,
Girlfriend Night Stay Karne Aaa
Rahi hai !
Maine Fridge mein Beer & fresh
Fruit Salad banake rakha hai, Room
freshner side table
parhai,
Nahanay Ka Soap with lime
fragrance or towel Bhi rakha
hai,
Pappu Ka Breakup Ho Gaya! Usne ek Sher Arz Kiya..
Pappu Ka Breakup Ho Gaya! Usne ek Sher
Arz Kiya..
Pappu:" Arz Kiya Hai Gaur Farmaiyega..
"phoolo Ki Mallika, Baharo Ki Shahzaadi"
wah!! wah To Karo Yaar.. :/
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"phoolo Ki Mallika, Baharo Ki Shahzaadi"
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Dil tod Ke Chali Gayi..
"Kutti Kamini, Haramzaadi" :p :O :/ :D
Funy sms About love
India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!
Heart Love quote
Dupatta kiya Rakh Liya Sar Pe
Woh Dulhan Nazar Aane Lagi....
Unki toh Adaa Ho Gayi
Aapni To Jaan Jane Lagi....
Sad Eyes
♥ Kissi Ko . Itna Na Chaaho . K Phir . Bhula Na Sako ♥
♥ Yahaan Mizaaj . Badaltay Hain . Mausamon . Ki Tarha ♥
♥Sad Eyes♥
Mohabbat Har Insaan Ko Aazmati Hai
♥ Mohabbat Har Insaan Ko Aazmati Hai,
Kisi Se Rooth Jaati Hai Par Kisi Pe Muskurati Hai,
Mohabbat Khel Hi Aisa Hai,
Kisi Ka kuch nahi Jaata Kisi Ka Sab Kuch Chala Jaata Hai .........
Kisi Ki Zindagi Tum Ho
Kabi Ek Pal Ko Soocho To,
Koi Kitna Akela Hai,
Kisi Ki Zindagi Tum Ho,
Kisi Ki Bandagi Tum Ho,
Kisi Ko Teri Khuwahish Hai,
Kisi Ki Chahten Tum Ho,
Kabi Ek Pal Ko Soocho To,
Tumhari LaParwahi Ne,
Tumhari BeNiyazi Ne,
Kisi Ko Maar Dala Hai,
Koi Zinda To Hai Lekin,
Faqat Wo Saans Leta Hai,
Zara Ek Pal Ko Soocho To Koi Ktna Akela H,
Kisi Ki Zindagi Tum Ho,
Kismat sms 2013
Kisi Ka Ek Hi Aasoon Badal Deta Hai Kismat Ko,
Kisi Ka Umar Bhar Rona Yun Hi Bekar Jata Hai,
Muddat Se Thi Kisi Se Milne Ki Aarzoo,
Khwaish-E-Deedar Mein Sab Kuch Gawa Diya,
Humse Kaha Kisi Ne Wo Aayenge Raat Ko,
Itna Kiya Ujala Ke Ghar Tak Jala Diya.
Sad Sms 2013
Ab Humein Neend Nahi Aati,
Bas Ek Dastoor Hai Jo Nibhana Padta Hai,
Subah Hone Hi Wali Hai, Par Humein To,
In Armaanon Ko Bhi Sulana Padta Hai,
Na Jaane Kabse Humein Intezaar Hai Unka,
Paas Ho Kar Bhi, Unhein Bulana Padta Hai,
Har Shabd Mei Arth Hata Hai
Har Shabd Mei Arth Hata Hai,
Har Arth Mei Tark Hota Hai,
Sab Kahte Hai Ke Hum Haste Bahut Hai
Lakin Hasne Walo Ke Dil Mei Bhi Dard Hota Hai..!!
Har Arth Mei Tark Hota Hai,
Sab Kahte Hai Ke Hum Haste Bahut Hai
Lakin Hasne Walo Ke Dil Mei Bhi Dard Hota Hai..!!
Kisi shayar ne maut ko kya khoob kaha hai
Kisi shayar ne maut ko kya khoob kaha hai:-
Zindagi me 2 minute koi mere pas na baitha, aaj sab mere pas baithe ja rahe the
koi tohfa na mila aj tak mujhe or aaj phool hi phool diye ja rahe the,
Taras gaye hum kisi k ek hath k liye or aaj kandhe pe kandhe diye ja rahe the.
Do kadam sath na chalne ko tayar tha koi, Or aaj kafila ban sath chale ja rhe the
Aaj pata chala muje ki "MAUT" kitni hasin hoti hai. Kambhakt HUM to yuhi jiye ja rahe the...
Jis din meri maut ki sahzadi aayegi
Na sona(gold) kam aayega
Na chandi(silver) kam ayegi
Zindagi me 2 minute koi mere pas na baitha, aaj sab mere pas baithe ja rahe the
koi tohfa na mila aj tak mujhe or aaj phool hi phool diye ja rahe the,
Taras gaye hum kisi k ek hath k liye or aaj kandhe pe kandhe diye ja rahe the.
Do kadam sath na chalne ko tayar tha koi, Or aaj kafila ban sath chale ja rhe the
Aaj pata chala muje ki "MAUT" kitni hasin hoti hai. Kambhakt HUM to yuhi jiye ja rahe the...
Jis din meri maut ki sahzadi aayegi
Na sona(gold) kam aayega
Na chandi(silver) kam ayegi
Ladka ladki true story
ek ladke ki kahani dosto mai sunaunga ♥♥
badnaseebi kise kehte hai ye aapko bataunga♥♥
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sidha sadha tha wo ladka mohabbat se koso dur tha ♥♥
Apni aap me hi aur badshaho ki tarahmasti me chhoor tha ♥♥
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waqt bura aaya ke us badnseeb ko ek shahzadi bha gyi ♥♥
tamam khushiya uski mohabbat kha gyi ♥♥
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din raat uske hi khwabo me goom tha wo rahne laga ♥♥
aas-pados,dost, -samaaj pagal tha use kahne laga ♥♥
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badnaseebi kise kehte hai ye aapko bataunga♥♥
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sidha sadha tha wo ladka mohabbat se koso dur tha ♥♥
Apni aap me hi aur badshaho ki tarahmasti me chhoor tha ♥♥
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waqt bura aaya ke us badnseeb ko ek shahzadi bha gyi ♥♥
tamam khushiya uski mohabbat kha gyi ♥♥
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din raat uske hi khwabo me goom tha wo rahne laga ♥♥
aas-pados,dost, -samaaj pagal tha use kahne laga ♥♥
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Jub Kuch Sapne Adhure Reh Jate Hain
Jub Kuch Sapne Adhure Reh Jate Hain,
Tab Dil Ke Dard Ansu Ban Ke Beh Jate Hain,
Jo Kehte Ki Hum Sirf Aap Ke Hain,
Pata nahi Kaise Alvida Keh Jate Hain..
sach keh raha hai deewana
Tab Dil Ke Dard Ansu Ban Ke Beh Jate Hain,
Jo Kehte Ki Hum Sirf Aap Ke Hain,
Pata nahi Kaise Alvida Keh Jate Hain..
sach keh raha hai deewana
Ek Lafz hai MOHABBAT
Ek Lafz ha! MOHABBAT
!se kar k dekho tum tadap na jao to kehna...
Ek lafz hai MUQADDAR
...
!sse ladke dekho tum haar na jao to kehna...
Ek lafz hai WAFA
Zamane me nh! m!lt! kah! dhoond pao to kehna..
Ek lafz ha! AANSU
!se kar k dekho tum tadap na jao to kehna...
Ek lafz hai MUQADDAR
...
!sse ladke dekho tum haar na jao to kehna...
Ek lafz hai WAFA
Zamane me nh! m!lt! kah! dhoond pao to kehna..
Ek lafz ha! AANSU
Waqt aur pyaar Sms
insaan do cheez se hamesha haarta hai,
ek to WAQT aur dusra PYAR.
donu zindagi me bahut khaas hote h,
waqt kisi ka nhi hota aur
pyar har kisi se nhi hota.........................!
ek to WAQT aur dusra PYAR.
donu zindagi me bahut khaas hote h,
waqt kisi ka nhi hota aur
pyar har kisi se nhi hota.........................!
Pyar kiya to unki mohabbat nazar aayi
Pyar kiya to unki mohabbat nazar aayi.
Dard hua to palke unki bhar aayi.
Do dilon ki dharkan me ek baat nazar aayi.
Dil to unka dharka par awaz is dil se aayi…
Dard hua to palke unki bhar aayi.
Do dilon ki dharkan me ek baat nazar aayi.
Dil to unka dharka par awaz is dil se aayi…
Dupatta kiya Rakh Liya Sar Pe
Dupatta kiya Rakh Liya Sar Pe
Woh Dulhan Nazar Aane Lagi....
Unki toh Adaa Ho Gayi
Aapni To Jaan Jane Lagi....
Woh Dulhan Nazar Aane Lagi....
Unki toh Adaa Ho Gayi
Aapni To Jaan Jane Lagi....
Zindgi Di He Khuda Tune hindi sms
Zindgi Di He Khuda Tune
Ab Jeene Ka Hunar De
Jo Bakshe He Pair To
Tohfa-e-Safar De
Zuba To Baksh Di Tune Muje
Par Ab
Meri Duao Me Asar De.
Ab Jeene Ka Hunar De
Jo Bakshe He Pair To
Tohfa-e-Safar De
Zuba To Baksh Di Tune Muje
Par Ab
Meri Duao Me Asar De.
Love gazal in hindi
वो सलीके की बातें करती है,
मैं कहता हूं, सिखा दो मुझे
वो तहजीब की बातें करती है,
मैं कहता हूं, दिखा दो मुझे
वो कहती है इश्क रूहानी होता है
मैं कहता हूं, डुबा दो मुझे
कैसे बाताउं जानता मैं भी
हूं बातें बनाना, पर यूं ही
कैसे बातों में बिता दूं तुझे।
मैं कहता हूं, सिखा दो मुझे
वो तहजीब की बातें करती है,
मैं कहता हूं, दिखा दो मुझे
वो कहती है इश्क रूहानी होता है
मैं कहता हूं, डुबा दो मुझे
कैसे बाताउं जानता मैं भी
हूं बातें बनाना, पर यूं ही
कैसे बातों में बिता दूं तुझे।
Agar hai to ek mohbbat Sms
Intzar ki aarzu ab kho gayi hai,
Khamoshiyo ki aadat ho gayi hai,
Na sikwa raha na shikayt kisi se,
Agar hai to ek mohbbat,
jo in tanhayion se ho gayi hai..!
Jindgi Ki Talaash Jaari Hai sms
Jindgi Ki Talaash Jaari Hai
Roshni Ki Talaash Jaari Hai..(AK)
Saare Gam Jisme Doob Jaate Hai
Uss Nadi Ki Talaash Jaari Hai...
Difference between "SAMAY" Aur "SAMAJH"
"SAMAY"
Aur
"SAMAJH"
Dono 1 sath KHUSH KISMAT Logo Ko Hi Milti Hai,
Qki
Aksar SAMAY Par SAMAJH Nahin Aati Aur
SAMAJH Aane Par SAMAY Nikal Jata Hai...
:)
Truth and fact about Life
Agar kisi ko dhoka dene me kamyab ho jao,
to ye mat samajhna ke wo kitna bewakoof hai,
balki ye sochna ke use tm pr visvas kitna tha..
to ye mat samajhna ke wo kitna bewakoof hai,
balki ye sochna ke use tm pr visvas kitna tha..
Nice line about love
shisha or dil me sirf ek hi fark hota he, wese to dono najuk hote he, kbhi kbhi shisha galti se tut jata he or dil galat femiyon se
Zindagi Ko Pyar Hum Aapse Jyada Nahi Karte Sms
Zindagi Ko Pyar Hum Aapse Jyada Nahi
Karte
Kisi Pe Aitbar Aapse Jyada Nahi Karte
Aap Jee Sake Mere Bin To Achi Baat Hai
Hum Jee Lenge Aapke Bin Ye Wada Nahi karte ....
Relationship sms 2013
Relationships are very precious,
take care of them,
because it is most painful for you,
when a person “U Know” becomes,
a person
“U Knew”..
JOKE SMS
Santa: Whts d guarantee 4 this mirror? Shopkeeper: Throw down frm 100 ft hite, d mirror will not break till 99 ft.! Santa: WOW.! Thats great. Pack it
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Pls send me one Good Night. Really I cant sleep without it. I dnt know how this happened to me. If u dont have Good Night atleast Mortein or Allout.
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Why everybody is invited on marriage but not on marriage anniversaries???? Guess.........Socho....... SUKH KE SAB SAATHI,DUKH MEIN NAA KOI
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Jab hum pite hai...to tufano ka rukh mod diya karte hai..tumari kya capacity hai? jitni tum pite ho..utni to hum gilaso me chod diya karte he...
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Hindi SMS JOKES
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
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A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows
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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
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PURE DESI ISTYLE 2013 !
When u feel, that nobody loves u,
Nobody cares 4 u, & everybody is ignoring u,
N hating u, you should ask yourself .....
"Saala.... Chakkar kya hai?"
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Mohabbat hume un jawano se hai...
Muhabbat hume un jawano se hai...
Jo Khate-Peete Gharano se hain.
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Friend ship sms
If I'm in hell & u r in heaven, I'll luk up & b glad of u. If I'm in heaven & u r in hell, I'll pray 2 God 2 send me down coz the heaven is not heaven without U
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Science has proved that Sugar melts in water, so please don't walk in rain, otherwise I will lose such a SWEET friend like U.
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The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track.
They never meet... but has go together to save the derailment of the Train called Friendship.
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Funny sms in hindi
Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain,
2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain,
3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,
agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai
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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga
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2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain,
3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,
agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai
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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga
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Hindi Funny Sms
aalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
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Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein
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Heart Touching Love Quotes
Love never allows you to let your love go anywhere.
Don’t force anybody to love you, because by forcing love loses its charm.
Love makes your life worthy enough that others try to be like you.
Everyone knows consequences of love still all want to take this risk once in life.
Love tells us heart is dominant over mind.
How much people differ from each other but all have same feelings and way to love beloved.
Madness in love only arises when you are too much close or far away from your beloved.
Love never inspires you but you inspires love.
Heart Touching Quotes 2013
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in
heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry,
but my friendship with u will never die.
One day u will ask me: What is more important to you,
me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk
away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when
somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never
forgets u.
Broken Heart Quotes Messages
I want to forget all the times
when we were together,
Bot because I doesn’t love her,
Because it hurts too much to remember…
We Dont Succeed In Our 1st Love!
Becoz We Lack Certain Qualites.
But
After Achieving Those Qualities,
We Never Love Again!
Father’s Day Wishes 2014
You are the 1 who brought me all happiness. u never let me to touch sadness. You sacrificed entire life 4 my sake. without u my life will b fake.Happy fathers day dad.
You’ve seen me laugh You’ve seen me cry And always you were there with me. I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Father’s Day.
If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, The whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons. Happy Father’s Day!
For the best dad who always had a smile for me. Though we may be far apart right now, But here’s a big hug and kiss for you To let you know how special you are
Happy Father’s Day!
Love SMS 2013
Lots of things go unquestioned; lots of things go
Unanswered, few words go unsaid,
few go unheard, and some dreams are born dead,
Some are buried alive. That’s life.
The only way I remember you is just by telling you that ” i love you “
Dreaming of u makes my night worth while.
Thinking of u makes me Smile.
Having u is the best thing ever &
Loving u is what I plan to do forever.
Short Funny Love Quotes For Her
Selected collection of most funny and short love quotes and sayings.
You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. – Melanie Clark
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. – Cecilia Egan
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery. – Fulton J. Sheen
A light heart lives long. – William Shakespeare
101 Funny Love Quotes
1. If love is the answer, can you rephrase the question?
2. Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
3. A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries.
4. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. 2nd marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
5. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
6. Love is like a Rubix Cube, there are countless numbers of wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it looks perfect no matter what way you look at it
7. You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.
8. You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
9. Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
10. Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
11. An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
12. Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
Gujar jayenge Apke pas se hawa bankr Hindi sms
Gujar jayenge Apke pas se hwa bnkr..
Beh jayenge ankho se anshu Bnkr..
Aj to Apke Pas Fursat Nhi He..
Yad kroge jab rah Jayenge Yade Bnkar..
Mohabbat Bayan Karne Ke Liye
Alfaaz To Bahut Hain,
Mohabbat Bayan Karne Ke Liye ..!!
♥
Par Jo Khamoshi Nhi Samjh Sakte,
Wo Alfaaz Kya Samjhenge ..!!♥ ♥ ♥
Teri yaad me deewane hoke hum chale
Teri yaad me deewane hoke hum chale..
Duniya ko bhool mastane hoke hum chale..
Tu kya jaane is dil ka haal kya hai..
Hum kya The aur kya hoke hum chale..
Tum ne sambhaala To bedar hoke hum chale..
Zameen ki dhool se zindagi banke hum chale..
Aise Bhi Muhabbat Ki Saza Deti Hai Duniya
Aise Bhi Muhabbat Ki Saza Deti Hai Duniya,
Mar Jayen To Jeene Ki Dua Deti Hai Dunya,
Hum Kon Se Momin Thay Jo Alzam Na Sehtey,
Patthar ko Bhagwaan Bana Deti Hai Dunya,
Yeh Zakhm Muhabbat Ka Hai Dikhana Na Kisi Ko,
La Ker Sar-e-Bazaar Saja Deti Hai Dunya,
Pyar aur Dosti means
Pyar wo h jb hm 1 nariyal me do pipe dal k pite h
Bt
Dosti wo h jb hm 1 nariyal me 1 pipe dalkar apne dost se kehte h
"Le be bhikhari pura mt pina. .;)
Love sms 2013 in hindi
Unhe Nafrat thi Humse to Izhaar Kyu Kiya.
Dena tha Zehar to Pyar Kyu Kiya?
Dekr Zehar Kehte hai Pina Hoga,
Jab pi Gaye to Bole Tumhe Meri Kasam Jina Hoga..
Ek aurat ko dusre sahar me job lagi
Ek aurat ko dusre sahar me job lagi.
Wahan pahunch kar usne soncha k apne pati ko msg kr du.
Galti se wo msg kisi or k pas chala gaya.
Jiske pas msg gya wo aadmi apni patni ko dafnaa kar aaya tha.
Wo aadmi msg padhte hi behos ho gaya.
Msg kuch aisa tha.
Mai yahan kharieyat se pahunch gayi hoon ji,
Yahan mobile ki v subidha hai,
Tum udaas mat hona,
2-3 din me tumhe v apne paas bula lungi...
When a Guy does Something Wrong
When a Guy does Something Wrong... Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/ When a Girl does Something Wrong... Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me
feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
FACEBOOK Funny STORY
FACEBOOK STORY:
Add as friend
Approve -> Write something on wall
Intro
Everyday chatting
Ask number phone
Messaging
Calling
Meeting
Express love
Make relationship status
Hangout
Misunderstanding–
Fight –
Break up –
Unfriend –
Block and
THE END
GIRLS Ki Shopping
GIRLS Ki Shopping..
.
.
.
.
.
Inhe Kharidna Kuch Nahi Hota
Bas Ye Dekho,
Wo Dekho,
.
Oh Ye Kya Hai.. ??
.
Waow Wo Kya Hai.. ??
.
Ye Kitne Ka Hai.. ??
.
Wo Kitne Ka Hai.. ??
5 Ghante Sirf Ghoom Kar Apna
PAK GAYA TERI BAATE SUN KE Funny sms
2 Ladies Ped K Neeche Baithi
Kaafi Der Se Baatein Kar Rahi Thi
.
.
.
Achanak 1 Aam Gira!
.
.
Lady:"yeh January Me Aam Kese Gira
.
.
Aam Bola:"PAK GAYA TERI BAATE SUN KE.
1 larki ko 1 larkay se pyar ho gaya
1 gaon me 1 larki ko 1 larkay se pyar ho gaya mgar larkay ne larki ko thukra dia
Larki ne khud’kushi ka faisla kia or raat ko darya me kood gai mgar wahan 1 larkay ne darya me kood kr uski jaan bacha li
Mgar logon ne un 2no ko dekh lia or ghalt ilzam lganay shuru kr diye Larka bhag gaya or logon ne larki ko gaon se nikaal dia.
.
Ab wo larki gali gali ye awaz lagati phirti hy
.
jabardast Joke in hindi
jabardast Joke..
Bnta to Snta..
Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus
me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet
me jabardast gas ban gyi h..
Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha
h..
.
Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue
aapne v bade smartly trick se
gane ki dhun me dhun milate
hue releas kr di..
hindi Suicide sms 2013
BIHAR..me 1Train k niche
100 BIHARI aa gaye!
99 Mar geye,
1 Bach gaya.
Reporter ne Usse Puchha,
'Ye Sab Kese hua?'
BIHARI- Galat Announcement hua,
'Shatabdi Express Platform par aa rahi hai!'
To Sab Ghabra k Platform se Utarkar Patri par Aa gaye!
Par Train Platform par nahi,
Patari par Aayi.
Reporter-Aur Aap Samajhdar Nikle Jo Patri par nahi utre!
BIHARI-Ji nahi,
Mai to Suicide krne Aaya tha,
Announcmnt Sunkar Patri se Hatkar Platform Pe Let gaya tha.
Government Ka Bridge Tender sms
Government Ka Bridge Ka Tender Nikla.
.
Ek Madrasi Ne 30 Lakh Ka Quotation Diya.
.
Authorities Ne Puchha : "Kaise ?"
.
Madrasi Ne Kaha :
"20 Lakh Ka Material
5 Lakh Ka Labour
5 Lakh Mera Munafa"
.
Gujrati Ne 90 Lakh Ka Quotation Diya.
.
Authorities Ne Puchha :
"Itna Mahenga Kaise ?"
.
Gujrati Bola :
"30 Lakh AapKe
Aur
30 Lakh Mere"
.
Authorities Ne Puchha :
"Aur Bridge Ka Kya ?"
.
Gujrati Bola :
"Bridge Madrasi Banayega."
.
Gujrati Got the Tender !
Sharabi sms in hindi
Ek aadmi raat ko sharab peeke ghar aaya aur soye- Soye Bhagwan ko pyara hogaya,,
.
Upar jaake usne ek aur jeene ka chance maanga,,
.
Bhagwan ne use murgi bana ke bhej diya,,
Murgi banke usne ek anda diya,,
Anda deke woh bahut khushhua,,
.
Jaise hi woh dusra anda dene laga,,
Uske sar pe kisi ne juta maara,,
.
AUR Jab usne aankhe kholi toh dekha ki Biwi chilla rahi thi,,
.
UTH JAA SAALE,
BISTAR PE POTTY KIYE JAA RAHA HAI
Hindi true story
Ek time meri girlfriend ne mujhe apne
ghar bulaya,
Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai,
Uski
choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi Muskura k boli
aap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar par koi
nahi hai.
Mai akeli hu,
Mai muskraya
aur,Apni bike ki taraf wapasjane laga..
To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur Meri sharafat ki tareef karte
huey.. Mujhe gale lagaya aurkaha,
Hum
ko
rishta manzur hai..
AB MAI KYA BATAU...??
Ki Mai to bike ko
lock karne gaya tha..
Fees maafi k liye application
To,
The Principal
High school,
Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje
fees k liye Rs.500 diye the.
100 ki film dekhi,
150 ki drink,
50 ka Girlfriend ka Recharge karva
diya,
200 science wali mam par shart
haar gaya.
Mai samajta tha k unka sirf Maths
wale Sir k sath chakkar hai, par
unka to aapke sath b chakkar
nikla!
Ab apke paas 2 hi raste he:
Meri fees maaf ya Aapke raaz ka
pardaafaash!
Thanx
Ur sincerely
Apki beti ka boyfriend ;)
Aadmi ko yad rakhna chahiye k chudail b aurat hi hoti hai
Chudail ne 60 saal k shadi shuda jode se kaha Mai tum dono ki
1-1 wish puri kr skti hun.
Wife = Main apne pati k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hun..
chudail ne charkhi ghumai 2 tickts aa gayi .
Fir pati se poocha tum btao kya chahte ho ??
Pati = Mujhe apne se 30 saal choti wife chaiye.. !
Chudail ne charkhi ghumai or pati ko 90 saal ka kr dia
Moral- Aadmi ko yad rakhna chahiye k chudail b aurat hi hoti hai.
1-1 wish puri kr skti hun.
Wife = Main apne pati k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hun..
chudail ne charkhi ghumai 2 tickts aa gayi .
Fir pati se poocha tum btao kya chahte ho ??
Pati = Mujhe apne se 30 saal choti wife chaiye.. !
Chudail ne charkhi ghumai or pati ko 90 saal ka kr dia
Moral- Aadmi ko yad rakhna chahiye k chudail b aurat hi hoti hai.
Funny sms Saasu Sasur
1 Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka
pyar dekhne
k liye dariya me kood gayi 1
damad ne bacha
liya...
.
.
Saas ne use Car di 2nd day fir kudi
.
.
2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike
mili..
.
3rd day fir kudi..
.
.
3rd damad ne socha"Cycle hi reh
gayi hai, kya
fayda"
Aur saas doob gayi Agle din us
damad ko
Mercedes mili
Kaise.. ??
.
.
.
.
Sasur ne di...:S
pyar dekhne
k liye dariya me kood gayi 1
damad ne bacha
liya...
.
.
Saas ne use Car di 2nd day fir kudi
.
.
2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike
mili..
.
3rd day fir kudi..
.
.
3rd damad ne socha"Cycle hi reh
gayi hai, kya
fayda"
Aur saas doob gayi Agle din us
damad ko
Mercedes mili
Kaise.. ??
.
.
.
.
Sasur ne di...:S
Aajkal mummy k favorite dialogs
Aajkal mummy k favorite
dialogs..
.
.
Bhgwan kre aag Lag jaye iss
mobile Me..
ghuss jaa, ghus jaa, aur andar
ghus ja
mobile k
.
.
.
Teri anguliya h ya machine?
Pure din, tk tk, tk tk.
.
.
rat k 2 bj rhe h, abi tk soya nhi
kya?
aji sunte ho..!!
Iski to shadi hi mobile se kra
dete h.. ;) :p
agree toh share plss !!
dialogs..
.
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Bhgwan kre aag Lag jaye iss
mobile Me..
ghuss jaa, ghus jaa, aur andar
ghus ja
mobile k
.
.
.
Teri anguliya h ya machine?
Pure din, tk tk, tk tk.
.
.
rat k 2 bj rhe h, abi tk soya nhi
kya?
aji sunte ho..!!
Iski to shadi hi mobile se kra
dete h.. ;) :p
agree toh share plss !!
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